Joke (Don't miss this one)
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:36 pm
A colored lady is sitting in the waiting room of the local welfare office, her 15 kids running amok. The office manager walks out to the lady and says, "let me guess, you're here to apply for welfare?" The colored lady replies,"sho enuff." Then she yells at her kids "LEROY, SIT DOWN!!!" All the kids proceed to sit down and be quiet.
Impressed, the office manager jokingly says, "What, are all your kids named, Leroy?" The colored lady replies, "Yessum, I've got 8 boys named Leroy and 7 girls named Leighroy, L-E-I-G-H-R-O-Y. If its time for supper, I shouts "HEY LEROY, TIME FOR SUPPER" and they all come for supper. If en its time to go da sleep I says "HEY LEROY, GOES TO SLEEP" and they all go to sleep."
So the office manager says, "Well thats great, but what if you just want to talk to one of them?"
"Oh dat simple, I just says their last name."
Impressed, the office manager jokingly says, "What, are all your kids named, Leroy?" The colored lady replies, "Yessum, I've got 8 boys named Leroy and 7 girls named Leighroy, L-E-I-G-H-R-O-Y. If its time for supper, I shouts "HEY LEROY, TIME FOR SUPPER" and they all come for supper. If en its time to go da sleep I says "HEY LEROY, GOES TO SLEEP" and they all go to sleep."
So the office manager says, "Well thats great, but what if you just want to talk to one of them?"
"Oh dat simple, I just says their last name."
