Traveling salesman: knocks on door in Strawberry Canyon..."My car broke down the auto club can't get out unti tomorrow. Can you put me up for the night?
Farmer: Yes sir. You can stay out back in the barn under one condition.
Salesman: Much obliged sir, what's the condition.
Farmer: You can sleep out there but you must have sex with my son Milton.
Salesman: Oh fuck, I'm in the wrong joke.
Thanks, I'll be here all week, try the veal, take care of your waitresses!
Joke
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WolverineSteve
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Poor little urchin must not have a high speed connection.Sudden Sam wrote:Traveling salesman rings the doorbell.
A 10-year old boy answers the door. He has a cigar in one hand, a bottle of whiskey in the other, and a Penthouse under his arm.
Hard to believe that in the most affluent country on the planet, such poverty still exists.
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