Fuck Orange Empire PW
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:25 pm
This morning we had a game vs the darlings of Orange Empire Pop Warner and the only team to give us a game last year. They run some sort of flag football spread offense with just 5 lineman so naturally I rushed 6 on every down and spied their back with the OLB on whatever side of the QB the back lined up with.
Their cunt of a coach kept complaining about us blitzing, that it wasnt legal for us to rush 7 every time the OLB would hit their back on a dump play behind the los. My defense was flagged for bull shit unsportsmanlike penalties for blitzing 7 times.
Its not a blitz to tackle a guy behind the los on a screen play. Those officials are so fucking crooked for trying to steal a game from my kids.
I told the OC to run it up and my kids would get him the ball as much as possible. Their coach started crying about the score, even called a time out and asked the ref to come ask us to ease up on his team, I told the ref loud enough that the other team and coaches could hear it that their third string qb should stop throwing the ball to my guys and maybe their worthless coach should call some run plays to bleed the clock.
After my son smeared their third string QB with about 4 minutes to go in the 4th the other team just refused to take the field, their coach said they didnt want to subject the children on their team to a team that continued to cheat by blitzing. At the coaches meeting at the start of the season when they said blitzing was illegal they defined blitzing as rushing more players than the other team had players to block. With 5 lineman and a runningback I could rush 6 and thats what I did all game long, it was legal. They just walked off the field, told the refs the game was under protest and that since that was the case the score would not count, Bull shit, my kids played their asses off for a 61-0 score they deserve to have that score count and I'm filing a protest with the other team for not doing the good game ceremony and acting like fucking babies.
In the parking lot the other coach yelled something to my wife, who was in a shirt that represented her son and husbands team, about how we had to cheat. Fucker was lucky I wasnt there, you dont yell shit at some team mom unless youre truly a coward. My wife told him that maybe they should stick to AYSO, god I love that woman.
When we got home from Lunch after the game I had a message already from one of the comissioners and a conference is set for monday afternoon, this is going to be fun, I'll have our game films. Fucking crybabies.
Their cunt of a coach kept complaining about us blitzing, that it wasnt legal for us to rush 7 every time the OLB would hit their back on a dump play behind the los. My defense was flagged for bull shit unsportsmanlike penalties for blitzing 7 times.
Its not a blitz to tackle a guy behind the los on a screen play. Those officials are so fucking crooked for trying to steal a game from my kids.
I told the OC to run it up and my kids would get him the ball as much as possible. Their coach started crying about the score, even called a time out and asked the ref to come ask us to ease up on his team, I told the ref loud enough that the other team and coaches could hear it that their third string qb should stop throwing the ball to my guys and maybe their worthless coach should call some run plays to bleed the clock.
After my son smeared their third string QB with about 4 minutes to go in the 4th the other team just refused to take the field, their coach said they didnt want to subject the children on their team to a team that continued to cheat by blitzing. At the coaches meeting at the start of the season when they said blitzing was illegal they defined blitzing as rushing more players than the other team had players to block. With 5 lineman and a runningback I could rush 6 and thats what I did all game long, it was legal. They just walked off the field, told the refs the game was under protest and that since that was the case the score would not count, Bull shit, my kids played their asses off for a 61-0 score they deserve to have that score count and I'm filing a protest with the other team for not doing the good game ceremony and acting like fucking babies.
In the parking lot the other coach yelled something to my wife, who was in a shirt that represented her son and husbands team, about how we had to cheat. Fucker was lucky I wasnt there, you dont yell shit at some team mom unless youre truly a coward. My wife told him that maybe they should stick to AYSO, god I love that woman.
When we got home from Lunch after the game I had a message already from one of the comissioners and a conference is set for monday afternoon, this is going to be fun, I'll have our game films. Fucking crybabies.