T1B

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:44 pm**

HILLSBORO, Ore. (AP) - Police say a bank robbery attempt in Hillsboro failed after a teller told the woman who handed her a threatening note that she couldn't read the handwriting.

According to police, a 30-year-old woman walked into a Wells Fargo bank branch Wednesday and handed a teller a note that said, "Need $300 or I'll kill you. I'm serious."

The teller told the woman she couldn't read the writing. While the woman stepped away to rewrite her note on a bank slip, the teller hit a silent alarm and the bank manager intervened, asking the woman how he could help her.

Police and FBI agents soon arrived and arrested the woman; police say she was under the influence of drugs.

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Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:56 pm**

I wonder what drugs she was on?

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:02 pm**

Another heartwarming story of the value of government run education.

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:18 pm**

That's straight outta Woody Allen's Take the Money and Run.

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:22 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:

Clearly, it says "slug". Yeah, that's it...slug.

Sincerely, Felix

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:31 pm**

Cosmo Kramer wrote:I wonder what drugs she was on?

Why? Looking for an excuse for your shitty posts?

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:42 pm**

Smackie Chan wrote:That's straight outta Woody Allen's Take the Money and Run.

don't move, i have a gub

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:57 pm**

jiminphilly wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:I wonder what drugs she was on?
Why? Looking for an excuse for your shitty posts?

I wouldn't have to look any further than your posts Cocksucker!

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:40 pm**

Cosmo Kramer wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:I wonder what drugs she was on?
Why? Looking for an excuse for your shitty posts?

I wouldn't have to look any further than your posts Cocksucker!

I rest my case.

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:48 pm**

Cosmo Kramer wrote:I wouldn't have to look any further than your posts Cocksucker!

Good to see your IKYABWAI shit is not limited to just the NFL forum. Did you visit KC lately? Perhaps you got a phone call from a telemarketer with an 816 prefix? Did you watch a Royals game on TV?

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:58 pm**

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:I wouldn't have to look any further than your posts Cocksucker!

Good to see your IKYABWAI shit is not limited to just the NFL forum. Did you visit KC lately? Perhaps you got a phone call from a telemarketer with an 816 prefix? Did you watch a Royals game on TV?

None of the above...all I have to do is read your lame shit........Fucking losers!

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:02 pm**

Cosmo Kramer wrote:None of the above...all I have to do is read your lame shit........Fucking losers!

So, to answer my question... All you have to do is read our posts in order to mash out a litany of "I know you are but what am I?" replies.

Sounds about right.

Thanks for being so honest.

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:05 pm**

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:None of the above...all I have to do is read your lame shit........Fucking losers!

So, to answer my question... All you have to do is read our posts in order to mash out a litany of "I know you are but what am I?" replies.

Sounds about right.

Thanks for being so honest.

Lighten up Francis.......Maybe you can go jerkoff you sound backed up

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:07 pm**

Cosmo Kramer wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:None of the above...all I have to do is read your lame shit........Fucking losers!

So, to answer my question... All you have to do is read our posts in order to mash out a litany of "I know you are but what am I?" replies.

Sounds about right.

Thanks for being so honest.

Lighten up Francis.......Maybe you can go jerkoff you sound backed up

I'd like to make a motion for TROTS to be renamed Cosmo's corner.

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:12 pm**

Cosmo Kramer -- the Magic Eight Ball of smack.

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:16 pm**

Ouch....you must have been saving that one for awhile. You guys really need to change your depends right about now.....

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:19 pm**

Mikey wrote:Cosmo Kramer -- the Magic Eight Ball of smack.

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:28 pm**

:paul: "Have you seen my baseball" Nice one Warren!

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:31 pm**

God Speed Cosmo.

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:20 pm**

Cuda wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:That's straight outta Woody Allen's Take the Money and Run.
don't move, i have a gub

Yep.

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:58 pm**

jiminphilly wrote:

God Speed Cosmo.

WAAAAAY back....and it's GONE! jiminphilly goes yard on Cosmo's dome! :bode:

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:10 pm**

How sweet JiminPhil has a special needs friend propping him! Remember to wear protection! :paul:

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:17 pm**

Come to think of it, sometimes a board really doesn't need its 'tards.

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:17 pm**

Today is just not your day, Cosmo. Shit happens. If I were you, I'd stay the fuck down. Tomorrow will be better.

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:21 pm**

Katy wrote:Today is just not your day, Cosmo. Shit happens. If I were you, I'd stay the fuck down. Tomorrow will be better.

Why would I do that? This is fun! Or should I be afraid of the T1B posse......oh oh......decisions, decisions,

Posted: **Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:30 pm**

Katy wrote:Today is just not your day, Cosmo. Shit happens. If I were you, I'd stay the fuck down. Tomorrow will be better.

If he refrains from posting it will.

Posted: **Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:31 am**

Cosmo Kramer wrote:How sweet JiminPhil has a special needs friend propping him! Remember to wear protection! :paul:

Wear that smilie out, you fucktard! How does it feel to have me lodged deep inside your cavernous dome?

Posted: **Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:30 am**

Paul wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:How sweet JiminPhil has a special needs friend propping him! Remember to wear protection! :paul:
Wear that smilie out, you fucktard! How does it feel to have me lodged deep inside your cavernous dome?

The only thing lodged deep inside is a cock in your ass or a twinkie in your mouth....you my friend are not in my dome.....you're a HUGE HUGE HUGE target and I'm taking my shot.........I mean you were fucking banned from this dump.....that says volumes about you.

Posted: **Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:43 am**

R-Jack wrote: With it's roots in Kansas City and it's widespread appeal all over, it appears that IKYABWAI is the BBQ sauce of paste eating retards everywhere.

Speaking of KC and BBQ, this week-end is the American Royal BBQ, the greatest BBQ contest on the planet, of which I shall attend.

If you fucksticks are lucky, I might do my first PET.

Don't hold your breath.

Posted: **Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:22 am**

I predict fat people.

Posted: **Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:01 pm**

Cosmo Kramer wrote:
Paul wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:How sweet JiminPhil has a special needs friend propping him! Remember to wear protection! :paul:
Wear that smilie out, you fucktard! How does it feel to have me lodged deep inside your cavernous dome?

Enough said.

Posted: **Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:22 pm**

Okay, this gets even better...

Teller Couldn't Read Robbery Suspect's Note
Police: Stephanie Martin Re-Wrote Threatening Note On Bank Slip

Updated: 9:18 am EDT October 2, 2009
HILLSBORO, Ore. -- A 30-year-old woman tried to rob a bank Wednesday by handing a teller a threatening note, but police said the teller couldn't read her handwriting, reported television station KPTV in Portland, Ore.

Police said Stephanie Martin walked into a Wells Fargo bank in Hillsboro and handed the teller a note that read, "Need $300 or I'll kill you. I'm serious."

The teller told Martin she couldn't read the handwriting, police said. Martin then walked to a counter and re-wrote the note on a bank slip, according to Lt. Mike Rouches, of the Hillsboro Police Department.

The teller then hit the silent alarm and the bank's manager asked how he could help Martin, Rouches said.

Martin then said she wanted to open an account with the bank, according to officers.

Police and FBI agents arrived at the scene and arrested Martin, who police determined was under the influence of drugs, Rouches said.

At least she had a good reason for the $300.

Only in Oregon

Posted: **Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:32 pm**

I know.

Tenacity is a good thing, but in his case he is furthering his embarrassment and inching up on m2 on the points scale for Board Bitch.

Posted: **Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:00 pm**

Cosmo had a tough week - he became paul's first Smack conquest in the NFL fourm.

As you may imagine, paul has been partying like it's 1999

Posted: **Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:55 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:

Things are looking up in the U&L. Two out of four ain't bad.

Posted: **Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:01 pm**

Smackie Chan wrote:That's straight outta Woody Allen's Take the Money and Run.

teller: I can't read this. What is this? "Abt natural"?

virgil starkwell-No it just reads, "Please put $50 thousand into this bag. Act natural."

teller: Does it say, "Act natural"?

virgil: I, uh, am pointing a gun at you.

teller: That looks like "gub", it doesn't look like "gun". No, it's "gub". That's a B.

vs: No you see, it's an N... G-U-N.

teller: George, would you step over here a moment please. What does this say?

bank vice president: "Please put $50 thousand into this bag and... abt" What's "abt"? -

virgil: "Act"

teller" Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?

bank vice president: "Gun". You see. But what's "abt", mean?

virgil: It's "act"...A- C-T, act. Please put $50 thousand into this bag. Act natural.

one of the funnier scenes in Take the Money and Run

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