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Report: Raiders coach could be arrested soon

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:07 am
by Joe in PB
The 2009 version of the Raiduh 3 ring circus. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
The Raiders are reportedly bracing themselves for the possibility that head coach Tom Cable could soon be arrested for his training camp fight with former assistant Randy Hanson. The NFL could also suspend Cable for violating the Personal Conduct Policy if he is charged with assault.

"Everybody is trying to figure out who’s going to take over if Tom isn’t here," said one unnamed assistant. "(Defensive coordinator) John Marshall has a lot of experience, he’s probably the guy. But it’s nuts." Perhaps the situation is affecting the Raiders' offensive focus. The unit generated just eight first downs on Sunday. Oct. 4 - 8:56 pm et
Source: Yahoo Sports

Re: Report: Raiders coach could be arrested soon

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:16 am
by jiminphilly
Not sure this isn't good news for the Raiders.

Re: Report: Raiders coach could be arrested soon

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:27 am
by Rack Fu
After his assault arrest, he should be arrested a second time for fielding such a horrible, horrible team.

Re: Report: Raiders coach could be arrested soon

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:30 am
by poptart
Will be a good excuse for the 'ders to cancel their season.

Re: Report: Raiders coach could be arrested soon

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:33 am
by Joe in PB
Probably a good reason for Al to fire the Cable guy without paying him the rest of his contract too. :lol:

But the Cable guy served his purpose, deflecting blame from Al for another poor season. :bode:

Re: Report: Raiders coach could be arrested soon

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:55 am
by Cross Traffic
Sloth should be arrested for impersonating a pro football coach.

Re: Report: Raiders coach could be arrested soon

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:47 am
by poptart
Cable is a terrific O-Line coach.
He's in way over his head as head coach of this abortion.

He's the default head coach, remember, since the intern was dumped by Alvis last year and nobody living wanted the job.

More than anything, I'm sympathetic toward Cable.

But wait 3 or 4 more weeks and I might wanna hang him, too.

Re: Report: Raiders coach could be arrested soon

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:24 pm
by jiminphilly
It's a shame b/c it the only legitimate take down by a Raider this year.. :hfal:

.. and had he kicked the guy in the balls he would have been awarded a sack.. :oops:

Re: Report: Raiders coach could be arrested soon

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:36 pm
by poptart
Btw, jim, I don't think I ever RACKed this ....



























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LMAO!

Re: Report: Raiders coach could be arrested soon

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:04 pm
by jiminphilly
poptart wrote:Btw, jim, I don't think I ever RACKed this ....


























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LMAO!
Thanks, Pops. It made Battery Chucka melt so it has served it's purpose.

Re: Report: Raiders coach could be arrested soon

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:13 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
poptart wrote:More than anything, I'm sympathetic toward Cable.
Why? No one held a gun to his head, did they? He chose this. :doh: :lol:

He's unfit to be a head coach. Perhaps he'd make a good cop. He appears to love donuts as much as he does cracking skulls.

Re: Report: Raiders coach could be arrested soon

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:16 am
by Joe in PB

Re: Report: Raiders coach could be arrested soon

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:41 pm
by Cross Traffic
He should be arrested for impersonating a head coach. 3 plays 79 yards on the Giants 2nd drive, and 219 yards in the first quarter. Manning is torching the Raiders D.