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So, I'm flipping back and forth between the Angels-Red Sox game and the De La Salle-Monte Vista high school football game. De La Salle just had a good goal line stand, with one of their CBs making a big play...

His name?

Mister Cotton

I'm not shitting you. Dude's first name is Mister, and his last name is Cotton. He insists they use his middle name too, so they have to call him Mister Marshall Cotton.

Yes, some dumbass black mother was foresighted enough to name her child - not her pet rabbit - Mister Cotton.

So, any time someone needs to fomally address him as an adult it'll be "Mister Mister Cotton, your table is ready...."

...take...these broken wings...and learn to flyyyy again...

She should have gone with Whitey

Neat.

If he becomes a boss at a fruit farm or cotton farm his door would read.

Mister Marshall Cotton, Picking Boss


Okay, lame.

I dont know Coco Crisp that plays in the mlb is pretty fucking stupid

consider the memories !

Not a stupid name per se, but if we want to talk about current memorable sports names, Boubacar Cissoco (sp?) has to rank at or near the top of the list.

Diogenes wrote:Kid's lucky his last name isn't Tail.

Or Pony.