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Are you confident that you two tested these procedures enough before you named them?

You're on a roll.

The SFAF -- You insert your fist into an un-wonting hole while yammering into your male victim's ear, "I'm going to spread your ahole like a lawn chair and watch you turn green."

The Vogel Song: The man finger paints pretty orchids with the viscera resulting from his wife's anal raping by a truckful of Mexicans.

The 3Mslinger - The act of leaving a post-it on the gaping gash that says "I'd rather fuck a coffee can."

The LV Stalker: The woman wears a Radio Fan mask and angrily slams her laptop against the headboard while her Lithuanian internet service technician smirks and pees in her ear.

R-Jack wrote:The Rumple Game: auto erotic asphyxiation with no need for the rope.

aka Rumpllingus

The wolfman- The guy falls asleep while getting a BJ.

The Nick Crisco: The man bores his partner into a deep sleep, then he uses baking grease to affix a yarmulke and a hook nose to him before skull fucking him.

The Katydid: The woman uses her siren's song to lure her victim into her clutches, where she forcibly copulates with them, then eats their head.

The bloody mvscal: The act of strapping on a serrated knife wielding dildo (ala Se7en-style) and fucking your partner to death.

The Whitey Welcome Wagon: The man stuffs his Chase Daniels and Jimmy Johnson action figurines up his ass to hide them when he hears his wife coming up the stairs.

The Wagon Chieftan -- KC fan fellates his Derrick Thomas blow up doll while texting his daughter not to read said text while driving.

The IndySauceToss - Use of a mildly spicy, ketchup based sauce as a lubricant

The BStuck - Making the hooker wear a Jane Fonda mask, then stiffing her on the $20

The Sudden Sham - Failing to achieve erection while exposing yourself to Midwestern Women and saying "SEC girls could get me up" while simultaneously taking pictures of the entire incident

The R-Jackoff - Inviting your buddies on a hiking adventure in the mountains then suggesting mutual self gratification round the campfire when a wild horse runs by

KC Scott wrote:The IndyCrisco - Use of a mildly spicy, ketchup based sauce as a lubricant

Not cool.

Van wrote:The Nick Crisco: The man bores his partner into a deep sleep, then he uses baking grease to affix a yarmulke and a hook nose to him before skull fucking him.

So, let's go ahead and add...

The KC Scottish: The man uses somebody else's take as the inspiration to toss his own caber.

The Two Hand Van Ham Slam - Penis in place, he participant applauds himself vigorously until climax while thinking how original was for thinking of this

I'll just let those last two efforts sitting side by side stand as proof that nothing further need be added there.

Sure Van, we'll give you the copywrite on Crisco rhyming with Cisco.

Anything else you'd like credit for?

You may want to snatch up all variations of Gay, Suck, Dick while they're still available

KC, plagiarism issues aside, my point was these two efforts...

Van wrote:The KC Scottish: The man uses somebody else's take as the inspiration to toss his own caber.

KCScott wrote:The Two Hand Van Ham Slam - Penis in place, he participant applauds himself vigorously until climax while thinking how original was for thinking of this

...sitting side-by-side did you no favors.

Btw, Crisco is meant to rhyme there with Frisco, not Cisco.

KC Scott wrote:The IndySauceToss - Use of a mildly spicy, ketchup based sauce as a lubricant

Sounds like 88's story almost that yielded bad results.

KC Scott wrote:The IndySauceToss - Use of a mildly spicy, ketchup based sauce as a lubricant

That could have gone so differently...

The IndySauce Salad Toss: [Chris Rock]Ever had yo salad tossed? Tossing someone's salad is eatin dey asshole out with jelly or sauce. I prefer the IndySauce.[/Chris Rock]

The Van Damme - A whole lot of action in the forums, but with very little substance.

Vanus Interruptus - Eager young woman loses interest after hearing male rant on for 30 minutes about who wanted to fuck first

Coogs, didn't you learn your lesson last night?? There are some things you're just not very good at.

This would be one of those things.

You're better off sticking to scuba sex sympathy smack.

Van wrote:The Katydid: The woman uses her siren's song to lure her victim into her clutches, where she forcibly copulates with them, then eats their head.

RACK this entire thread.

Van wrote:Coogs, didn't you learn your lesson last night??

Listen up. Which reminds me...


The Beantown Bitcher -- You fuck some fat skank whore so ineptly that you go sheepishly go back for seconds at a later date... where you are mocked and ridiculed even further.



**This fat skank whore last fucked by the Beantown Basher, October 15th, 2009. Fucked 7 times in total.**

Vanapedia - never met an edit he didn't like.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
The Beantown Bitcher -- You fuck some fat skank whore so ineptly that you go sheepishly go back for seconds at a later date... where you are mocked and ridiculed even further.

The Kansas City Version of that would be

The Jayhawk LKPicker - You hook up with a UBB Skank, Give Her your Phone number - She Booty Calls you with Other Board trolls Around - You Flame Said Trolls - They Out You - And You disappear forever

The Dangling Toddy (See: Carradine, David)

a variation on the theme

War Wagon wrote:Vanapedia - never met an edit he didn't like.

Exactly. So, sticking to the thread theme:


The Susan B. Vanthony -- vigorously banging the crap out of your invalid wife/significant other. Just as her bajingo is about to erupt like Mt Vesuvius, you say, "Sorry honey, I gotta go update my Pete Carroll Trojenz blog because I think I misspelled pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

E-FUKKIN'-LIMINATED

I think.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:The Susan B. Vanthony -- vigorously banging the crap out of your invalid wife/significant other. Just as her bajingo is about to erupt like Mt Vesuvius, you say, "Sorry honey, I gotta go update my Pete Carroll Trojenz blog because I think I misspelled pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."

The Tally Passion: adorning yourself with a pink 'stache of blood/semen derived from another frenzied viewing session of The Passion of the Christ

The 314 Pizza: When lk_skank's gory rugburn and face beatdown injuries get toasty in the sun

The Katy Climax: While pubes deep in a bitch's throat, as you paint her vocal chords with your load of coagulated man-mist*, you scream PSEU-PSEU-PSEUDIO!!!!!!!!








* Credit to Spray

Michigan_Screwed: when Screwball milks the gov't teet of an already downtrodden state from 800 miles away.

The Dr. "Dio" Fever -- attacking the male victim from behind wearing only a makeshift straw broom hat and stupid goatee. Instead of insertion, this method of depravity involves writing "libertard" with a huge black Sharpie on the victim's arse. Attacker celebrates post-coital with a weak Cosmo in a big gay glass and smokes a Virginia Slim UltraLite.

iwannatakeitdoggieSTyle2--can only get aroused while fantasizing about heterosexual males he's read on the internet with a foot-long dildo up his ass.

Diogenes - fucking awful at this

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Diogenes - fucking awful at this

Thanks. I guess it's the lack of the gay gene, I'll leave it to the more qualified. Carry on.