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It has come to my attention that there just might be a coupla' few Tex-ass faggot fans who like to run smack 'round these parts. Any truth to this rumor?

You know who you are and like my drill seargent in basic training told us, the only thing that comes from Texas are steers and queers.

I don't see any horns on you bitches.

Mizzou - 31

Emasculated Tejas twats who wish they had never heard of Columbia, Missouri - 28

Does one need to be in fact an emasculated Texas twat to wish they'd never heard of Columbia, Missouri?

far be it from me to defend this UT team, but MU will bend over like it always does. how's that statement win against Illinois and Juice working out for ya Miz?

Illinois sucks. they are 10.5 dogs to Purdue.

No, not at all.

They can be like LS, who said he was going to the game and wanted directions on where to park, what to do, etc.

Do you need direction on where to park?

King Crimson wrote:far be it from me to defend this UT team, but MU will bend over like it always does. how's that statement win against W against Illinois and Juice working out for ya Miz?

Ya' got me.

I trust your voice of experience on bending over.

War Wagon wrote:

King Crimson wrote:far be it from me to defend this UT team, but MU will bend over like it always does. how's that statement win against W against Illinois and Juice working out for ya Miz?

Ya' got me.

I trust your voice of experience on bending over.

between OU and MU, i think we know who bends over.

King Crimson wrote: between OU and MU, i think we know who bends over.

Is MU playing OU this week?

We wish.

Is there any way that I can kindly invite you to go start a thread about about KU-OU, or will you just remain an assboil for the duration?

And furthermore:

Kunt Krimson reply:

"Who's Vanderbilt playing this week?"

You're the CFB version of NFL Paul.

War Wagon wrote:And furthermore:

Kunt Krimson reply:

"Who's Vanderbilt playing this week?"

You're the CFB version of NFL Paul.

i have no idea what this means. but, as to your previous post, see the Vegas thread where i think KU is a better bet.

remember all that smack you talked about OU two times in 07, and then again last year....how did that work out? until you beat us....i piss on you easily.

King Crimson wrote: i have no idea what this means.

And then.

until you beat us...

Do I need to draw you a picture?

Nevermind.

I'm only here to smack Texas and Texas fan. That is my purpose.

Does Texas have any fans, or are they just bandwagoning chumps like Chargerfan and drop bye after the fact?

i think the point here is that mizzou doesn't merit any response.

Believe the Heupel wrote:I'm just trying to figure out how Columbia is where dreams of an MNC go to die. Didn't seem to work out too poorly for Nebraska or Colorado.

or OU in 75. though, in 78 MU did beat NU the week after Neb beat OU in Lincoln to give OU the Orange Bowl rematch. best i can do.

i support smacking UT fan, don't get me wrong. i don't think this UT team is *all that*.

No reply needed. The only time you beat us was the last year of John Mackovic....and even that game was close until the 4th quarter.

There is no way in hell that MU will beat Texas. We have made a few subtle changes after last week. MU's defense is no where in the same stratosphere as OU's. Texas will continue what we started last year. Our offense gets back on track and Gabbert throws 3 picks while you run for about 30 total yards.

Texas 45
Misery 10

No reply needed, Harv?

Yet you did.

Thanks, I'm glad to see at least one shorn sheep take time out from their busy schedule of goat fucking to face this music.

You have no clue what's awaiting you in Columbia in 3 days and counting. Neither do I, really... but to assume you're going to drop in here and escape with less than the asskicking you so richly deserve... that's not going to happen.

If you don't know who #81 Danario Alexander is now, you damn sure will after he lights up your secondary.

Pack a lunch. Pack a supper. It's going to be a long night.

Whorns 48
Mizzou 17

Jsc810 wrote:Texas has beaten Mizzou 14 out of the last 15 times they've played?? Did I hear that right on tv?

Is that really all that surprising?

PSUFAN wrote:Whorns 48
Mizzou 17

Not even remotely possible, did you have a "take" you were trying to drop?

I don't mind the dis-respect, but c'mon.

PSUFAN wrote:Whorns 48
Mizzou 17

They won't score 17. They will not be able to run the ball....which means they have to pass.....Gabbert has a bad wheel and Texas will bring pressure from everywhere. It will be a long night for Blaine.

Colt will get back to his 2008 form with a 26-34 377 5 TD's and 1 Int. The running game gets going with 200+ on the ground and we take back a punt or a KO. Texas will roll Misery.

UT 38
Miz 17

When Misery loses, they usually Cal it up and lose big. When Misery plays Texas, it's almost always a loss. When Misery loses to Texas, it's nearly always a blowout loss.

Yeah, Misery getting blown out by Texas this week is not only possible, it's more likely than not. The spread is predicting a blowout, so it's hardly unlikely. Put that game on a neutral field and Vegas has Texas as a 17 point favorite. If Texas covers, hey, you've got yourself a blowout.

Yep. Wahoo Wagon will adorn one of Bevo's horns by way of his ass lips come Saturday night.

Where dreams of a MNC go to die

Mizzou? When did this happen?

Is it because Mizzou never wins one? Is that why it is where dreams of a MNC go to die? As soon as they leave the locker room, mizzou players hit the "Play like a nobody today" sign

I remember this one time, in college football, like in 2008 where Mizz was top 15 ranked and was like all "we're gonna beat Texas and ruin their year and we'll bounce back into the top 10" and stuff. Then like, Mizzou gets their asses kicked, and y'all were all like, "we didn't come to play, our guys got hurt TUCK FEXAS!" and then us Longhorns were like, who is Mizzou anyways and why is their QB a dwarf?

Our defense is gonna stick a flute up your pussy.

Believe the Heupel wrote:

Believe the Heupel wrote:I'm just trying to figure out how Columbia is where dreams of an MNC go to die. Didn't seem to work out too poorly for Nebraska or Colorado.

It makes a hell of a lot more sense to call Columbia "Where dreams of an MNC go to get improbable life."

?

What?

You want I should obsess over another 5th down or kicked ball?

I'm not that big a sucker for punishment.

I'm here for the duration. Let's see what happens.

Go Tigers!

Believe the Heupel wrote:No, I just want you to explain how you think Columbia is where dreams of an MNC go to die. You actually have to pull it off once or twice before you can claim that moniker.

Yeah but since he is flat out bullshitting he might as well said....

"Mizzou: Where champions play"

like i said before, until proven otherwise by MU fan....the last time MU beat a MNC contender at Faurot Field I'm going to say is 1978 against Nebraska.

I don't remember MU beating OU in the late Switzer era or Stoops era in Columbia or any of CU's late 80's-early 90's McCartney elite teams. so, i'm gonna take the 31 years against MU as the "graveyard" and lay the points tonight.

Believe the Heupel wrote:No, I just want you to explain how you think Columbia is where dreams of an MNC go to die.

The topic title wasn't meant in the past tense but rather with an eye towards tonight. I guess I was being too vague.

That said, nothing that has transpired so far today bodes well for my Tigers. At this point, I'm just hoping we don't get blown right the fuck off our own field like KU did.

oh fucking c'mon, Shipley or McCoy gets touched it's PI or a personal foul. no way Shipley gets to that ball. McCoy threw that one halfway to St. Louis.

at :49 in the first Q.

edit: doesn't matter, MU sucks.

My worst nightmare of a start to this game.

Kill me now.

Did Mizz remember there's a football game going on?

King Crimson wrote:oh fucking c'mon, Shipley or McCoy gets touched it's PI or a personal foul. no way Shipley gets to that ball. McCoy threw that one halfway to St. Louis.

at :49 in the first Q.

edit: doesn't matter, MU sucks.

Dude grabbed his waist with BOTH arms. That was no doubter.

PrimeX wrote:Did Mizz remember there's a football game going on?

South is down and hurt by injury, but the North blows.

PrimeX wrote:

King Crimson wrote:oh fucking c'mon, Shipley or McCoy gets touched it's PI or a personal foul. no way Shipley gets to that ball. McCoy threw that one halfway to St. Louis.

at :49 in the first Q.

edit: doesn't matter, MU sucks.

Dude grabbed his waist with BOTH arms. That was no doubter.

i don't really agree...but, hey. maybe you are right. i've had a couple beers. i think Shipley and McCoy get all kinds of calls.

Dude. I know you hate Texas but when you grab a jersey and have his waist too when the ball is in the air, it is pass interference.

PrimeX wrote:Did Mizz remember there's a football game going on?

Game?

Is clubbing baby seals a game?

Somebody get a bag. Stuff these kittens in it. Tie it shut. Toss it into the nearest river.

Harvdog wrote:Dude. I know you hate Texas but when you grab a jersey and have his waist too when the ball is in the air, it is pass interference.

doesnt' matter. you and me and the next poster in this thread could run routes for UT and beat Mizzou.

i've seen this game before. blitz MU's qb and they fold. the last 3 times OU played MU.

Is there such a thing as a "garbage time" TD in the first half?

I think the ABC producer must've called the Texas sideline and begged for them to lay back some, much.

Did Mizz forget we have like a 30 year old WR who runs great routes?

Nice punt.

I'm thinking that Wags would VERY MUCH like to have back everything he spouted off in the 1st page of this rather unfortunate thread....once again we're nothing more than a practice scrimmage for a Big 12 South team.