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-Genoa Salami, muenster cheese
-potato chips
-apple
-2 pears*
-red grapes






*son of a bitch - these fucking pears give me acrid bubble ass.

When's your next GI surgery scheduled for?

I thought that's what we were seeing there

Still don't understand the thinking behind using breaded shrimp in a hoagie roll sandwich.

Then again I also don't understand using big gobs of mayo on a sandwich which already has cheese.

Van wrote:Still don't understand the thinking behind using breaded shrimp in a hoagie roll sandwich.

A few shrimp go a lot farther that way.
If you're really hungry and not as rich as Van maybe you can't afford to fill up on unadulterated jumbo prawns.

Consider this...if the folks in Loosiana weren't so fat from eating all that fried food and gobs of mayo and stuff the whole state might float off into the Gulf, where it might run into some oil rigs, effectively crippling our domestic production since the envirowhackos won't let us drill anywhere else, and our dependence on foreigh oil would go through the roof, crippling our economy and making us ripe for Commanist Socialist takeover (if we haven't already been).

So, don't worry so much about breaded shrip on the hoagie, OK?
It keeps our democracy strong.

Mikey = Solid Macro Thinking In A Micro-Minded World

Roach wrote:Martyred, your thoughts?

Wow...you really have it in for me tonight. What's the matter? Did you taste some other guy's dick on your wife's pussy last night?

..with fries and a root beer please.

Martyred wrote:

Roach wrote:Martyred, your thoughts?

Wow...you really have it in for me tonight. What's the matter? Did you taste some other guy's dick on your wife's pussy last night?

That would've been much more effective had you reversed it.

Van wrote:That would've been much more effective had you reversed it.

You mean...

:?

... did he taste some other gal's pussy on his wife's dick last night?

Yes, that, or did he taste his wife's pussy on some other guy's dick last night?

Either/or.

Jsc, good luck with the next checkup. I just hope that if there's another procedure involved that they don't end up pulling anything out that even remotely resembles that fried crab.

Van wrote:Yes, that, or did he taste his wife's pussy on some other guy's dick last night?

Either/or.

Goddamn...that never even occured to me...

Thanks bro...I owe you one.

Martyred wrote:

Van wrote:Yes, that, or did he taste his wife's pussy on some other guy's dick last night?

Either/or.

Goddamn...that never even occured to me...

Thanks bro...I owe you one.

I'm here for you, Marty. I'm always here for you.

Jsc810 wrote:Y'all need to put some south in your mouth

Amen.

Sin,

If it's Friday, probably Smirnoff.

Smirmoff Cosmos for the obsessively retarded.

Fridays are all about body shots.