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Decent Joke

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:29 pm
by Sirfindafold
Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. Mick says, 'How you doin?'

Paddy says, 'Okay but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.'

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed. He says,'Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you.'

They say, 'Get away with ya... prove it.'

Mick shouts downstairs, 'Paddy, both of em?'

Paddy shouts back, 'Of course both of em, what's the point of fukin one?

:)

Re: Decent Joke

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:32 pm
by Diogenes
Archive.

BTW, keep the day job.

Re: Decent Joke

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:45 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: Decent Joke

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:04 pm
by Diogenes
Well, it could be worse.

You could live in Canada.

Re: Decent Joke

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:09 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I'm going to hit this thread with some Mrs. Dash and spread it across Rumplemaw.