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Wonder if she can talk backwards fluently.

Put her in a tight corral, mount up, open the gate and yeeeeeeeehaaaawwwww!!!!

Bullshit Screw_Michigan, there are rules against that. Snyder and Cerrato might not do dick else right but they run a strict ship.

No Fraternizing with the Players. Never happened.

Give me one example. Just one.







Preferably with pics

:wink:



Fucking A. I mean your team sucks, you get a 4 week vacation and HER to lick your wounds ?



Bode #47.

Mikey wrote:Put her in a tight corral, mount up, open the gate and yeeeeeeeehaaaawwwww!!!!

So so wrong.

So so funny.

Rack.

Doggie Style would be fun. She would come back on it straight as an arrow and pull away like a water wiggle.

Run, Forrest!!!

Mr T wrote:Doggie Style would be fun. She would come back on it straight as an arrow and pull away like a water wiggle.

yeah, I'd say you get head of the line priviledges for going to hell also.

maybe she could play cornerback in that chick's tackle football league.

R-Jack wrote:BTW, even my wife laughed herself into tears at the 1:28 mark.

You fucking asshole. I'm cleaning Pepsi off my keyboard now.

She's the only person who can run with scissors in her hand. Otherwise, watch the fuck out.

Paging John Cleese...

Who says you can't walk and jerk a good dick at the same time?

smackaholic wrote:

Mr T wrote:Doggie Style would be fun. She would come back on it straight as an arrow and pull away like a water wiggle.

yeah, I'd say you get head of the line priviledges for going to hell also.

I am sure she still wants to get laid like anyone else.

Dont judge me and my water wiggles love

Mr T wrote:

smackaholic wrote:

Mr T wrote:Doggie Style would be fun. She would come back on it straight as an arrow and pull away like a water wiggle.

yeah, I'd say you get head of the line priviledges for going to hell also.

I am sure she still wants to get laid like anyone else.

Dont judge me and my water wiggles love

RACK

I say put her in a Raiders jersey and move her to the meat curtains thread--she'll lead the "backing up" cheer that mimics J-marc retreating in search of the stripped bouncing ball, etc.

Personally, if find nothing funny about this poor girl's condition. I actually wish it on all of you, so please run out and get you flu shot.

You assholes have sunk to a new low.

R-Jack wrote:

You honestly are about as stupid as they fucking get, aren't you?

Magic 8-Ball says: YES

Rack Mr. T!

JerkedDick, what the hell do you think this place is, anyway?

R-Jack wrote:

Jerkovich wrote:Personally, if find nothing funny about this poor girl's condition. I actually wish it on all of you, so please run out and get you flu shot.

You assholes have sunk to a new low.

Really? You went down this road mere minutes before posting this...

Jerkovich wrote:Good, another whiny little bitch that won't be heard from again.

coyote ugly at that.

You honestly are about as stupid as they fucking get, aren't you?

R Jackoff,
Are you typing this with a straight face, or are you a complete dick head. You and your wife should be ashamed at laughing at this poor young girl. This whole thread is a disaster.

As far as the idiot that decided to hike in the far northern wilderness alone? She got what was coming to her. Just like Tim Treadwell and his friend Amie Huguenard , whom were dinner for bears. Stupid is as stupid does.

Dumb ass.

For the rest of you, fuck off.

Shut up, Vogel.

I don't see what's so wrong with what Mr T said at all.

Here's Mr T. A man of compassion, seeing the beauty within and willing to satisfy this woman's natural desires to have sexual congress. What, just because she's debilitated doesn't make her a woman ?

That's a condescending attitude. She's not handicapped, she's handicapable as long as it's from behind.

Let's be frank - we have our differences, but we ALL love it when JerkedDick logs in and lets us know just how abysmally stupid he is. He can reach depths that none of us really can imagine.

Tom In VA wrote:I don't see what's so wrong with what Mr T said at all.

Here's Mr T. A man of compassion, seeing the beauty within and willing to satisfy this woman's natural desires to have sexual congress. What, just because she's debilitated doesn't make her a woman ?

That's a condescending attitude. She's not handicapped, she's handicapable as long as it's from behind.

Thank for your support.

I just hope the doctor is ready when the baby is due. He is going to be coming out of that vag like Barry Sanders on a electric football field

Toss a couple of racks on the grill for Mr. T.

Outstanding