The Sarcasm Thread

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I think Nicky Felchco really raises the bar on this board. Everyone can learn from his articulate, concise posting manner.

Cuda shouldn't resign himself to just the Cuda nic. He should register waaaaay more trolls and spread them out over many boards.

T1B has the hottest chicks as posters and not weathered, beaten down hausfraus with meat curtains flapping like those oversize flags on highway filling stations.

[Sirfindafold]

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Sirfindafold cracks me up. Every time.

[Mikey]

1. This thread is a great idea.

2. Sirfindatake's "takes" are always insightful and welcome. Especially that x up there.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

1. This thread is a great idea.

This means a lot to me, seeing as how I have so much respect for you.

[LTS TRN 2]

meat curtains flapping like those oversize flags on highway filling stations.

Game on, bitch!


"What about that creepy M-fake guy?" "Oh, he's gay..pretending to be Canadian!"


"Whoh...I just got turned two for real!"

[Atomic Punk]

Perk, before you respond with a panty "smack" response, which of the following phone books are most comfy to sit upon: AT&T, Yellow Pages, or your local butt wipe pages?

I ask that as a Down Syndrome kid asked me for a helpful hint while being frustrated practicing for his driver's license and isn't able to see over the dash. TIA

I told him don't worry as it's a boat race anyway. Mebbe you have good info?

[smackaholic]

rack this thread.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I am completely shocked that RS_T_TRMBONE 2 and Atomic Fetish would de-rail a thread like this!

This is completely out of their character. Usually they are solid, BODE-rocking posts from these two distinguished fellas.

[Atomic Punk]

You DON'T have issues Perk. You AREN'Ta midget either. How's that for sarcasm?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

You DON'T have issues Perk. You AREN'Ta midget either. How's that for sarcasm?

As always...



You are all man...right down to your manly boxers.

[Dinsdale]

Yeah, but AP (ALINH) can peel off his panties and be normal and well respected again -- you'll still be short...


BODE be unto At Least I'm Not Him.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Mods, I'd like to call in an artillery strike on myself.

Please TROTS this fucker.

^^^^^^
(not sarcastic)

[Dinsdale]

Mods, I'd like to call in an artillery strike on myself.

Please TROTS this fucker.

^^^^^^
(not sarcastic)

I dunno -- it's got the makings of a classic...

Any time AP offers up his keister for yet another plunger-rape-consentual-act-between-adults, a good time is usually had.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Mods, I'd like to call in an artillery strike on myself.

Please TROTS this fucker.

^^^^^^
(not sarcastic)

I dunno -- it's got the makings of a classic...

I had hoped...

Apparently, a few resident thick-o's don't know how to make a good thing work.

I'm tempted to pack it in with this streaked bowl of a message board.

[Dinsdale]

I'm tempted to pack it in with this streaked bowl of a message board.

So, you're saying the Experiment Failed?

[Atomic Punk]

Mods, I'd like to call in an artillery strike on myself.

Please TROTS this fucker.

^^^^^^
(not sarcastic)

Perk is needy. "No love for you!"

~Sin

Smack Nazi

[Bizzarofelice]

Mods, I'd like to call in an artillery strike on myself.

Please TROTS this fucker.

^^^^^^
(not sarcastic)

Perk is needy. "No love for you!"

~Sin

Smack Nazi

I'm sure you'll do well in this latest career change.

[H4ever]

That Mvscal guy is always saying loving things about our POTUS. It's good to see him embracing the Afro-American community and always coming to their defense on this board whenever racial slurs and comments are levied their way.

I also admire the way Dinsdale so politely asks for advice on this board whenever he tackles a project around the house. I remember when he sought out information on what would be the best type of fastener to use when building a deck. That, and the time he installed laminate flooring throughout his modular home. I enjoyed the PET on that one. He had a shit eatin' grin as he stood there in his CAL shirt on the newly installed laminate.

Who's that one dude always rushing to the defense of Israel and Jews in general?

[Cuda]

I'm tempted to pack it in with this streaked bowl of a message board.

So, you're saying the Experiment Failed?

Oh my!

RRRRRRRRRackit!

[Go Coogs']

rack this thread.

smackaholic is a vapid fucking moron.

I'm not sure how to interpret this one.

[PSUFAN]

I ask that as a Down Syndrome kid asked me for a helpful hint while being frustrated practicing for his driver's license and isn't able to see over the dash. TIA

Yep, sure. Makes perfect sense.