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@ at the fucking hat.

RACK!

Well fuck yeah another tim tebow fan!

Sin,

Don't forget the medicinal pot!

Sin,
Ray

Before I got to this,

Mr T wrote:

I was already going to suggest cutting those jean shorts a bit and running them through the wash a few times.

Yes, cut the jean shorts and get yourself a beer coozy with a nice, tall Bud Light.

My Outfit:

R-Jack wrote:I dunno about cutting them off. They are well above the knee as it is. Plus I can probably sell them to Wags for double what I paid after the weekend if they stay in mint condition.

Don't have to cut a lot off. Just the seam at the bottom. You ain't trashin unless you got some scragglies like in Mr T's pic. And you don't have enough time to wash it enough so I'd suggest a stiff wire brush to make some headway.

IndyFrisco wrote: you don't have enough time to wash it enough so I'd suggest a stiff wire brush to make some headway.

RACK R-Jack.

Being from Kentucky, I see the locals wearing this attire daily and not just on Halloween. :doh:

rack the wolf shirt. never really thought about it till r-jack brought it up, but, he's fukking right, if you're sporting a wolf shirt, you sure as hell gotta be white trash.

so, what are you rolling to the party in. It would be pretty fukking awesome if you have a buddy that can loan you pretty much any '80s g body GM product. Bonus points for multiple body panel colors.

last time i dressed up for a halloween party was about 15 years ago. it was a last minute invite, so I had to scare something up quick. I dug through the closet and found this way oversized orange t shirt the OL had. A light bulb went off in my head. People have been calling me fred flintstone for pretty much all my adult life because, well, I'm pretty much a dead ringer for fred. So, I grab the orange shirt, black magic marker and blue tie I had that was the perfect shade and viola, I WAS fred fukking flintstone for the night.

i would have passed on the hat though. A redman tobacco hat would have been better. Or maybe skoal.

After seeing that pic, I think the stash was overkill. Nice job.

Rack Jack

R-Jack wrote:Sorry so late. Actually I ain't really sorry at all. Here is the finished product, sans 'stache




Fuckin A

I think we finally found you a look.

OK, here's my critique.

Wolf shirt - A+, nails.

sleeveless flannel - B, not sure about that. Needs to be wayyyyyy more worn out, with a few paint stains.

cutoffs - B. Would have been an A if they were way more tatered.

socks - C- tube socks wif stripes, dude.

hat - C-, maybe D. "Meth" ? A simple chewing tobacco hat or something automotive would have been much better.

Tat - NASCAR? wtf? It needs to be a fukking dale tatoo with a #3, just like the dude behind the counter at NAPA was sporting the other day when I bought some carb cleaner.

BTW, carb cleaner would make a pretty good white trash aftershave.

Overall, B+. Nice effort, would have been an A without the generic nature of some of the props.

nice job by the OL. I think she comes off as more authentic. Only problem is a proper female WT chick should be either aids patient skinny or morbidly obese. Your OL's a bit chunky looks looses authenticity points.