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Take that, motherfucker!

I have no freaking idea what this thread is about, so here's a picture of Greg Oden with a pancake on his head.

BODE you guys for paying more attention to Whiteybrew ads than I.


Of course, at this point I should shut up and not mention how I giggle uncontrollably when the Freecreditreport.com commercials come on for the 8000th time.



So put your hands in the air and shake them all around, like S_M tryin'ta get down

Now instead of lookin fly and rollin phat
my legs are stickin to the vinyl and my posse's gettin laughed at

Mgo, yes, I truly, viscerally and anthemically hate Jimmy Football. I hate his face. I hate his pasty, thin body. I hate his door-to-door salesman pants. I hate his smarmy grin. I hate his John Cusack with a lobotomy expressions. I hate his real life Simpsons characters audience members. I hate his cock huffing theme jingle. I hate his utter lack of football-ness. I hate the advertising agency who created him. I really hate that the marketing committee who okay'd his insertion onto my tv screen likely still draws breath, and will one day do this again.

So, yes, fuck you very much, dude.

Thought I'd move to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care
I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a Renaissance Fair!
Free Credit Report dot com!
Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell you mom!
Never mind, they've been singing our songs
Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on!
So if you're not into fake sword fights,
Pointy slippers or green wool tights
Take a tip from a knight who knows
Free Credit Report dot com, let's go!


C'mon, Screwey -- ain't no one ever posted on these boards who screams "I'm a white guy who frequently raises his hands above his head while dancing" than your ass.

Oh sweet Jesus. Rack Dinsdellio.