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mvscal, please...

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:44 am
by trev
Let Lil post here. She's got game and is an asset to the trolls.

Pretty, please, don't mess with her anymore!

x

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:47 am
by Katy
I'm with trev. Have a heart, mvscal. Give Lillian a chance. :D





hides

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:48 am
by Tom In VA
If I was mvscal, it'd have to be quid pro quo.

Hope you're prepared to "go the distance"* to get your friend in here Trev and Katy.





*Ask Mrs. Vogel what that means.

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:48 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
trev wrote:She's got game
Link, you dish pan hand cock flossing hauswhore?

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:02 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
trev wrote:Let Lil post here. She's got game and is an asset to the trolls.

Pretty, please, don't mess with her anymore!

x

Is your infantilism the result of years of domestic abuse? There's a hotline for that sort of thing, you know.

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:28 pm
by trev
Sweetie, that is your opinion. She is no different than any other poster here.

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:43 pm
by Tom In VA
RACK

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:49 pm
by JMak
RACK

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:06 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Rack Avi getting hauled off just like Jack's lunatic criminal character in the flick! 8)

Fuck cowardly little punks!!!

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:04 pm
by trev
Funny stuff, I must admit.

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:05 pm
by Katy
mvscal wins. Again.

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:30 am
by Diogenes
I thought this was going to be an Ebonics thread.

Nevermind.

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:13 am
by KC Scott
Bwa!

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:15 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Diogenes wrote:I thought this was going to be an Ebonics thread.

Nevermind.

Nice!

I don't know what you stuck your little paper umbrella in tonight, but...

...KEEP DRINKING!

:D

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:07 am
by LTS TRN 2
Sure, M-fake, prop ZioDog for nothing--as usual missing or ignoring the real thread--you no-take total fraud.

Let's consider a bit more just where Col. Nathan Jessup would be right about now having disgraced his honor, his country, and his corp....having committed murder in a state of accumulated demented cold-war paranoia, convicted properly and sentenced to prison. So...now he's out, and like Avi living in a trailer, seething and drinking, seething and drinking...mouthing off like a bitter little prick...and spouting bigotry and hate and twisted spleen ad nauseam...constantly spitting the butt-ends of wasted years and layered lies...

And Col. Jessup, just like Avi...cannot bring himself to feel gratitude for the Japanese people who subsidize his life by propping up America's colossal debt every month--just like some sugar daddy paying your rent--and as he reaches for his Skoal and bourbon, his bucket of KFC and his porn mag, he has no clue that this basic sustenance is provided not by Japan's largess, but by having its arm twisted hard and being forced to buy those worthless T-bills...and like the tired, misplaced, confused and completely wasted Col. Jessup, Avi knows nothing...just a bitter little punk pissing in the cold wind....

:wink:

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:14 am
by OCmike
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Sure, M-fake, prop ZioDog for nothing--as usual missing or ignoring the real thread--you no-take total fraud.

Let's consider a bit more just where Col. Nathan Jessup would be right about now having disgraced his honor, his country, and his corp....having committed murder in a state of accumulated demented cold-war paranoia, convicted properly and sentenced to prison. So...now he's out, and like Avi living in a trailer, seething and drinking, seething and drinking...mouthing off like a bitter little prick...and spouting bigotry and hate and twisted spleen ad nauseam...constantly spitting the butt-ends of wasted years and layered lies...

And Col. Jessup, just like Avi...cannot bring himself to feel gratitude for the Japanese people who subsidize his life by propping up America's colossal debt every month--just like some sugar daddy paying your rent--and as he reaches for his Skoal and bourbon, his bucket of KFC and his porn mag, he has no clue that this basic sustenance is provided not by Japan's largess, but by having its arm twisted hard and being forced to buy those worthless T-bills...and like the tired, misplaced, confused and completely wasted Col. Jessup, Avi knows nothing...just a bitter little punk pissing in the cold wind....

:wink:
This ^^^^ should be recited repeatedly to all long-term patients in a coma ward. They'd either expire out of sheer boredom, thus saving the family untold thousands in long-term care, or spring suddenly to consciousness pleading with the reader to stop.

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:00 am
by Katy
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Sure, M-fake, prop ZioDog for nothing--as usual missing or ignoring the real thread--you no-take total fraud.

Let's consider a bit more just where Col. Nathan Jessup would be right about now having disgraced his honor, his country, and his corp....having committed murder in a state of accumulated demented cold-war paranoia, convicted properly and sentenced to prison. So...now he's out, and like Avi living in a trailer, seething and drinking, seething and drinking...mouthing off like a bitter little prick...and spouting bigotry and hate and twisted spleen ad nauseam...constantly spitting the butt-ends of wasted years and layered lies...

And Col. Jessup, just like Avi...cannot bring himself to feel gratitude for the Japanese people who subsidize his life by propping up America's colossal debt every month--just like some sugar daddy paying your rent--and as he reaches for his Skoal and bourbon, his bucket of KFC and his porn mag, he has no clue that this basic sustenance is provided not by Japan's largess, but by having its arm twisted hard and being forced to buy those worthless T-bills...and like the tired, misplaced, confused and completely wasted Col. Jessup, Avi knows nothing...just a bitter little punk pissing in the cold wind....

:wink:
For the record, I'm 100% in favor of mvscal deleting every single one of your boring, drawn out, witless and redundant grunt stains that you proudly call "posts."

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:16 am
by LTS TRN 2
Dipshit...slurping libmelt dip shit...dip shit...dip shit...dip shit....
Image

:wink:

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:24 am
by H4ever
Mace wrote:Rack mvscal....first for his decision regarding lv and secondly for his Nickelson reset. Funny.

If ya know the reset....you might want to get the spelling right. It's Nicholson u gameless, shit-drooling fucktard. Col. Nathan R. Jessup wants to order a code red and put a boot in your ass along with the rest of us.Of course, I would expect nothing less from an Iowa fan who has one decent year in the last 30. Congratulations...now go rub one out to your Hayden Frye poster you sloped foreheaded, knuckle-dragging lifetime member of the Corky For President Fan club.


How'd I do, Mvscal?

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:47 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
H4ever wrote:How'd I do, Mvscal?

I am sure the waitstaff at Ruby Tuesday's is shitting their collective pants.

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:31 am
by H4ever
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
H4ever wrote:How'd I do, Mvscal?

I am sure the waitstaff at Ruby Tuesday's is shitting their collective pants.

You liked that post....deep down in places you don't talk about at parties didn't ya, shit-stain? Don't make me get the pg wife in here posting. How'd ya like to get ur cunt-flaps kicked in ala amateur dumbassed Ruby Tuesday waitress? 8)

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:54 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Let this stand as a monument to Trev's ignorance is realising the double entendre of her own thread title.

Did anyone expect more from Dolly Dustpan? I didn't think so.

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:18 am
by Paul
mvscal wrote:Sweetheart, we post on a board that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with mod powers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Katy? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lillian Vernon and curse the Moderators; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Vernon's death, while not very tragic, probably saved us thousands of shit posts and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bandwidth.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a housewife who rises and posts under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a forum and delete a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Sin,

mvjessup
About time he posted something funny.

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:21 am
by H4ever
Mace wrote:
H4ever wrote:
Mace wrote:Rack mvscal....first for his decision regarding lv and secondly for his Nickelson reset. Funny.

If ya know the reset....you might want to get the spelling right. It's Nicholson u gameless, shit-drooling fucktard. Col. Nathan R. Jessup wants to order a code red and put a boot in your ass along with the rest of us.Of course, I would expect nothing less from an Iowa fan who has one decent year in the last 30. Congratulations...now go rub one out to your Hayden Frye poster you sloped foreheaded, knuckle-dragging lifetime member of the Corky For President Fan club.


How'd I do, Mvscal?
It's FRY, not Frye, you Nebraska cow fuckin' mongoloid.
:mrgreen: :lol:

Yeah.....Nicholson, Fry.....what's the difference. Both one and the same when it comes to notoriety. Especially in Iowa since you backwoods fucks got them fancy motion picture thingys only last decade sometime and came to know the actor Jack Nicholson. I bet you all will be trading in your Commodore "63's" and Intellivisions for new computers and PS3's sometime this century.

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:49 am
by H4ever
Mace wrote:
H4ever wrote:Yeah.....Nicholson, Fry.....what's the difference. Both one and the same when it comes to notoriety. Especially in Iowa since you backwoods fucks got them fancy motion picture thingys only last decade sometime and came to know the actor Jack Nicholson. I bet you all will be trading in your Commodore "63's" and Intellivisions for new computers and PS3's sometime this century.
Hopefully so, husker, and maybe your underachieving Huskers will someday realize that turnovers are a pastry and not something you do against Iowa State. :)

ouch! That one hurt!

Re: mvscal, please...

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:46 am
by Dinsdale
So, feeling stupid yet trev?

You certainly should, even more so than usualm.