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The Negro Named Barack
By the Shangrivscals

Is mvscal really going out with him?
Well, there he is. Let's ask him.
Hey mvscal, is that Barack's Harvard ring you're wearing?
Mmmm-hmmm.
Gee, it must be great riding with him.
Is he picking you up after work today?
Uh-huh.
By the way, where'd you meet him?

I met him on the senate floor.
He flashed blue gums when he smiled at me.
That's when I fell for the negro named Barack.

Into my throat his thick was shoved down
I guess it's twoooo what they say about cocks that brown
He told me to cup his balls
A quick pinch and roll I gave him that's all
I got pimp-slapped by the negro named Barack

One day Michelle said to find someone new
So I told B.O "I'm no longer your boo".
He told me that I can't leave
Cause I am the earf and the air he breaves
I'm sorry I hurt yo, negro named Barack

OMG, It's Stanley Pickkkle!! Look out! Look out!

I knew there was nothing that I could do
I saw the flash and knew Barry was through
My lip quivered and big tears welled
Cause the ground was covered with sickle cells
I'll never forget you, negro named Barack

What a terrible idea.

Here's a little diddy sung to the tune of "18 and Life" by Skid Row.

Grass Clippings was a young seed, he had a heart of stone.
Lived 9 to 5 and worked his 'lil roots to the bone.
Just barely sprung up out the dirt, came from under earth.
Fought like a switchblade so Rack Fu couldn't take his worth.
He had no money, oooh no good at home.
He spread the streets all over and he fought the 'hood alone,

And now it's
Scotts Turf 'til life, you got it
Scotts Turf 'til life, you know
Your crime is clippings and it's
Scotts Turf and life to go

Water in his grassroots, his veins burned chlorophyll.
It kept the mower running, but he never got his fill.
They say he loved adventure, "GC's the wild one."
He married trouble and had a courtship with a Crafstman.
Slice Slice cut em up, the summer never ends.
Fu can't think of leaving when his street runs green again,

And now it's
Scotts Turf 'til life, you got it
Scotts Turf 'til life, you know
Your crime is clippings and it's
Scotts Turf and life to go

Great idea. Gets everyone warmed up ... and some lubed up I suppose ... for the annual Reindeer Convention.

Screw_Michigan wrote:The oral sex image was completely unnecessary,
but RACK THAT.

Is there a situation where interracial man on man oral sex visuals are necessary? :D

Sung to the tune of "Once In A lifetime"
Talking Heads

You may find yourself living in Canada
And you may find yourself, driving across the country
And You may find yourself, behind the wheel of a large Semi-truck
And you may find youself in bed with an ugly fat blonde
With a beer bottle between her tits
And you may ask yourself.....Well, how did I get here?

Letting the beer go down, I'm a midget with a dream
Letting the beer go down, Seemed a good idea at the time
Next to Niagara Falls, after the huge ole gash
once in a nightmare, had a board tied to my ass

Same as it never was
Why did I put it there
Same as it always is
Same as it always is


:D

Good job, Shrub. I'm in on behalf of Big Pharma,

(sung to the tune of "The Lady Is A Tramp" by Frank Sinatra)

Well, you've got a problem, and we've got a dose
Of fancy concoctions that sound quite verbose.
Now, we don't play God...but sometimes it's close!

And that's why Our Latest Isn't Cheap

Guys want priapisms for four hours straight,
Folks everywhere just want to conjugate.
We've got the mojo...you may now choose your mate!

And that's why Our Latest Isn't Cheap

We want a drug plan that is firm but is fair,
Au revoir, Medicare--
Like a wheel without spokes, it's already broke!

(spoken over instrumental break:
Side effects may include an inability to throw a football through a tire,
as well as wanting to move to Canada,
wanting to mount a Canadian, and in some cases mount a Mountie,)

Well sometimes it's hard to keep prices low,
We'd like to go faster, but as you well know,
FDA approval is like..waiting for Godot!

And that's why Our latest Isn't Cheap

Time to take Rover for another walk, Felchco.

You know, 'cause girls are "icky".

M-fake, what are you doing on this thread? This is for folks with skills. Bad dog !

Yeah, but that really wasn't a bad parody at all.


I'll RACK LTS for it.

Rack all efforts here. Laughed my ass off.

Here's another, 'cuz I know you guys like true stories.

Tune of "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"


Picture yourself in a town outside Cleveland,
It's flat and it's boring--you're going insane....
Somebody calls you--a friend--and they ask you..
Would you like to jump from a plane?...

"Everything's easy, it's under control,
You'll learn and jump the same day..
All of your worries and troubles will all fade away....

Lucid In The Sky And Falling (3x)
Aaaahhhhhh........"

Follow them down to a field with an airplane,
People with parachutes--each one the same...
Everyone's laughing, you practice and take off,
You wait til he calls out your name...

Not even breathing you lean through the door,
Fall out and you start to fly....
Pull on the ripcord--you look up..there's nothing but sky!

Lucid In The Sky And Falling (3x faster, etc)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Picture yourself in a bed in a body cast,
Miracles happen, you've somehow survived.
Suddenly someone is there--the instructor--
His lawyers are all wearing ties...

Lucid In The Sky And Falling (repeat with muffled screams, etc)