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Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:14 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Think about it...

Islam, as you claim, is a brutal, war-like, remorseless religion with intolerance for modernity. It seems to me this is exactly in keeping with your current national character. You can have all your wars and murders officially sanctioned by a state religion.

Jesus was a simple, bumpkin, broke-ass beggar compared to Mohammed (peace be upon him). Mohammed was, after all, a king and a very wealthy and powerful man. The way your country fetishizes celebrity, you'd think the Prophet was tailor-made for the U.S.A. No "prince of peace" bullshit...just an angry scimitar ready to dispatch your head from it's body.

I would dare you to find a more "conservative" religion.

Even mv says Jesus was a pillow biter. Now, Mohammed...he's the epitome of libidinous fury and jingoistic ferocity.

Drop to your knees and face East.

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:31 pm
by LTS TRN 2
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:12 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Image
If your going to post your family photo album, don't complain later that personal information is being passed around.

I hope that baby still respected you in the morning, faggot.

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:14 pm
by indyfrisco
First IKYAJBWAI? (I Know You're A Jew But What Am I?) I think I've seen.

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:23 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
IndyFrisco wrote:First IKYAJBWAI? (I Know You're A Jew But What Am I?) I think I've seen.

I am a pioneer.

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:48 pm
by LTS TRN 2
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:57 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
What the fuck is your problem?

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:01 pm
by Katy
Mods? Nick Felcho has a few posts that need "moderating." :P

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:04 pm
by LTS TRN 2
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:57 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
:twisted:

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:05 pm
by LTS TRN 2
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:30 pm
by LTS TRN 2
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Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:38 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
LTS TRN 2 wrote: Look, if you're going to run out photos of a dog with a dildo its mouth, why are you so nervous and harried about a simple mohel doing his job?
What are you talking about? What mohel?

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:41 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Felchco...are you okay? Quick, breathe into a paper bag...

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:51 am
by PSUFAN
To answer the question...yes, probably.

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:21 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
PSUFAN wrote:To answer the question...yes, probably.

You just want the 72 virgins, right?

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:38 am
by Diogenes
Martyred wrote:Think about it...

Islam, as you claim, is a brutal, war-like, remorseless religion with intolerance for modernity. It seems to me this is exactly in keeping with your current national character.
You're a moron.

Besides, Atheism fits that description squared.

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:47 am
by KC Scott
Chicks run around nekkid in Wicca.

Jus' Sayin.

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:54 am
by PSUFAN
Martyred wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:To answer the question...yes, probably.

You just want the 72 virgins, right?
That - and The West really lacks a good wifebeating manual.

Re: Should America convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:57 am
by LTS TRN 2
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