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Get ready to have your fucking heart ripped out of your asshole, braised in milk and fed back to you degenerates after I pissshit on it. You're riding high on your horsecock, but the Ags are going to bring you back down to Earth. Yeah, we've been Jeckyl and Hyde this year. Get ready for the thunder because we're going to bring it Thursday at Kyle.

A&M 34
t-sips 24

Sigbet? Wear til bowl season ends.

When did mvscal become a Longhorn?

I'll take this bet btw. Too easy. aTm scoring 34 points on a defense that hasn't even allowed that many to any team all year long. LOL, mmmmkay.

Oh, and...

A&M's defense gives up 31.18 points per game. Texas gives up 41.5.




Unfortunately for A&M, those numbers are Aggie football vs Texas basketball.


Hook em.

ltr: A&M Defense, Dolt McCoy

You're on. Another skin for the wall.

mvscal wrote:

PrimeX wrote:When did mvscal become a Longhorn?

I'm an alum. You?

I seriously had no idea. Nice!

I am too, class of '98.

I am in.

I neither knew that mvscal liked Texas or even cared about college football in the least. Definitely didn't know he was a Horn. Thought he was from Missouri, by way of Lithuania, living in San Diego, or thereabouts.

mvscal posting here, doing sig bets? What...the...fuck.

Cool!

Texas will skull fuck the Aggies. Remember this game is on television and this year has not been kind to Aggies on the tube. Plus this is just a minor bump in the road before the SEC is exposed in a Bowl game of national importance.

Were you a North or South Austinite?

Mack Brown will not win 2 Nat'l Champ!





THen again, I said he'd never win one. look how that turned out for me....

mvscal wrote: I'll be happy to answer any other questions.

Ok, I'll bite. For starters:

How old are you and how in the fuck did you wind up in Cali?

Also, at what age did you leave St. Louis and why?

As well... were you raised Catholic?

Don't lie to me.

WW wrote:Don't lie to me.

Dammit, Wags, that was good.

Sudden Sam wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:I can see it now -

A&M over Tejas
Auburn over 'Bama
FSU over UF


"Several members of the BCS today were found on their floors with slit throats as the world of college football was changed forever. Members said the strain of having Slippery Rock against Flywheel State in the BCS Championship game were more than they could handle. Film at 11........

It should happen...just to blow this BCS mess up.

Please God...make this happen. Let TCU vs. Boise with the winner playing an intramural game vs. BYU be the end result of this shit system.

Ain't gonna happen tho....even if said scenario played out. They would jam some numbers and formulas ino the computers, rig some voting, and we'd get Texas (if they beat NU) vs. Bama or Florida after the CCG's.

Papa Willie wrote:

campinfool wrote:Texas will skull fuck the Aggies. Remember this game is on television and this year has not been kind to Aggies on the tube. Plus this is just a minor bump in the road before the SEC is exposed in a Bowl game of national importance.

Oh - you mean just like the last 3 years? :D

And Texas has won 7 of the last 9. To put it another way, A&M can win 2 of 3 and it would still take 57 years for A&M to tie the win-loss record.

Spray, I know you're an SEC homer and a Texas hater, but be real. Yes, we've have a hard time in College Station as rivalries tend to happen this way, but this is a very different team than in years past. Wanna throw down some cash on this one? :wink:

I've known this for internet forever.

Jeebeez... mv has only told us about 50 times where he went to school and what he majored in.

And I'm about the least spreadsheetin mofo here.

Dinsdale wrote:I've known this for internet forever.

Jeebeez... mv has only told us about 50 times where he went to school and what he majored in.

And I'm about the least spreadsheetin mofo here.

GOOD FOR YOU, PORTLAND!

Snowballs, SNOWBALLS! WHERE'S THE FUCKING TWINKIES!?!?



This Twinkie thang, it ain't over yet. Srsly, believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Come Thanksgiving, aTm's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go...empty.

I'm drunk. 5 days off and I'm just posting. I WANT THIS GAME TO HURRY UP AND HAPPEN!

Sincerely,

Kemah.

I hope someone has seen this awesome flick and like kinda gets it.

PrimeX wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:I've known this for internet forever.

Jeebeez... mv has only told us about 50 times where he went to school and what he majored in.

And I'm about the least spreadsheetin mofo here.

GOOD FOR YOU, PORTLAND!

Snowballs, SNOWBALLS! WHERE'S THE FUCKING TWINKIES!?!?



This Twinkie thang, it ain't over yet. Srsly, believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Come Thanksgiving, aTm's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go...empty.

I'm drunk. 5 days off and I'm just posting. I WANT THIS GAME TO HURRY UP AND HAPPEN!

Sincerely,

Kemah.

I hope someone has seen this awesome flick and like kinda gets it.

I don't want Snowballs! I need a Twinkie.

Nice Zombieland reset.

I have no idea what Prime is talking about, so here's a picture of Greg Oden with a pancake on his head.






GOOOOOOO ATM!

Oden is 16-16... :brad:

IndyFrisco wrote:Oden is 16-16...

And hasn't even winced-and-grabbed at any of his giant body parts, or limped, or anything else that's worrisome to Blazer fans.

He's also #1 in FG%. Down to #3 in blocks, after leading much of the way so far.

Haven't come up with a stat for dunks, but I'd be suprised if he wasn't #1 there, too.

All in less than 25 minutes a game (remember, a dude who would start for over half the NBA is coming off the bench behind Greggy).

This place needs a NBA Forum.


Goooooo Ass To Mouth! Gig 'Em, or whatever it is you guys do.

Dinsdale wrote:Goooooo Ass To Mouth! Gig 'Em, or whatever it is you guys do.

In recent years it's been Gag'em, unfortunately. But at least we're 2-1 in the last 3 vs. t.u. so we got that goin' for us...

By the way, A&M will likely be playing Portland on Saturday unless they pull an upset or two in the 76 Classic in Cali. We play #19 Clemson Thursday. I really hope we win that game, beat West Virginia on Friday and get to face Butler in the final. My sis-in-law went to Butler and would love to beat them. That's hoping for 3 Ws against top 20 teams, but you never know...

IndyFrisco wrote:By the way, A&M will likely be playing Portland

Go ahead and lose to the white catholic stiffs whose campus would fit in my backyard (although they're on The Bluffs, some fine real estate)...

It's the trendy thing to do... why, U of O did it just last weekend because it's such a hip thing to do.


UP is THE dominant women's soccer program in the country-btw. So if you lose, you can always use that in your defense.

Van wrote:

WW wrote:Don't lie to me.

Dammit, Wags, that was good.

He lied.

Nope, no skeletons in that closet.

i'm kinda bummed this game is at night and not on T+1. i could care less about the NFL.

not hoping for more than ATM to come out sky high, maybe get a turnover score and get a lead. in it at halftime, but UT to wear em out over 4 quarters and win by two scores with the outcome rarely in doubt after about the 7 minute mark of the third. gig em, though.

i like ATM's two freshmen RB's. two times i've seen ATM play a full game, they beat themselves a lot against Colorado and OU. can't have any of that.

This game is making me drink beers way faster than I would prefer.

I'll let another give you the sig. Great fucking game though. Our D got exposed tonight, our special teams still look like shit and the Ag's came to play against us as usual. Johnson reminded me of Young tonight and had me nervous as FUCK all night.

Also, props on the class A&M showed with the prayer huddle when our guy was down. That's pure State of Texas. It might be a huge rivalry game, but we still care about our fellow Texans.