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88 wrote:He is purportedly going to wear a tinted visor in the Stanford game.

Shouldn't he be wearing that into the bar?

Still trying to sort out if Paul Duncan was there and got beat by an inside rip move allowing the douchebag to punch Clausen.

Tinted visor? Please...just be a man and wear your normal gear. Now watch him never take his helmet off on the sidelines either. Better yet, go Ricky Williams and wear the tinted visor helmet in the post game presser interview as well so no one sees his shiner.

IndyFrisco wrote:Better yet, go Ricky Williams and wear the tinted visor helmet in the post game presser interview as well so no one sees his shiner.

Either that or just tell everyone he was in another bike accident.

Regards,

This thread has awesome potential. Racks to both Mace and Lance

L45B wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:Better yet, go Ricky Williams and wear the tinted visor helmet in the post game presser interview as well so no one sees his shiner.

Either that or just tell everyone he was in another bike accident.

Regards,

Or he can just say he Mike Backered by the One Armed Man!

All members of the Notre Dame defense were immediately cleared as potential suspects with the South Bend police noting that none of them have hit anyone the entire season.

I know that was a predictable response but it's like the hammer and the nail.....I'm still laughing.

Man those Nuns take thier football seriously.

Sam Young went to get in the way but was called for a false start and then held the wrong guy.

Sam Young went to get in the way but was called for a false start and then held the wrong guy.

Then the guy went around him like he was a pylon and sacked Jimmy......AGAIN.

Laxplayer wrote:

All members of the Notre Dame defense were immediately cleared as potential suspects with the South Bend police noting that none of them have hit anyone the entire season.

I know that was a predictable response but it's like the hammer and the nail.....I'm still laughing.

Ditto for these:

Killian wrote:Still trying to sort out if Paul Duncan was there and got beat by an inside rip move allowing the douchebag to punch Clausen.

Killian wrote:Sam Young went to get in the way but was called for a false start and then held the wrong guy.

Laxplayer wrote:Then the guy went around him like he was a pylon and sacked Jimmy......AGAIN.

When line play has been as shitty for your team as it has been for ours this season the last three seasons, I suppose it's better to laugh about it than to cry about it.

Have you caught the shots of him tonight without his helmet on? That fan clocked him good.

In other news, Gerhart is a fucking beast.

If I had a vote, Gerhart would get it.

Van wrote:If I had a vote, Gerhart would get it.

I think it's McCoy's to lose if he plays well in the Big XII title game and wins but Gerhart is on his tail if he slips up. The finish to his season was tremendous...742 yards on 116 carries (6.4 yards per carry) and 13 TDs in the final 4 games.

Tebow didn't hurt his cause today but his numbers are so far off what he's done the last two years, there's no way he should win it. Ingram totally lost me with him coming up small in the Iron Bowl. Short of running for 200 yards in the SEC title game in a winning effort, he's finishing no higher than 3rd. Honestly, those two are in the discussion for no other reason than the fact their teams are #1 and #2 right now. I think guys like Keenum, Mallett and Dion Lewis had as good or better individual years. The Heisman needs to stop being the MVP of a title contending team and get back to just being the most outstanding player of the given season. Hell, invite Ndamukong Suh to NYC.

Shoalzie,

Could you please just post a link to where you CTRL-C your horribly mediocre sports takes?

Thanks.