Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:41 am
I would absolutely love this story if those laughing smiley dudes actually were included in the original story.
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Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
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Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:07 am
Wow, to have the presence of mind to unzip your fly and actually urinate on him. Clutch move.
Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:20 am
I think she prolly just went with the grab a handful of panty, pull to the side and let'er rip method.
we really need a pic of the security guard. dibs on him as my next avatard.
we really need a pic of the security guard. dibs on him as my next avatard.
Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:21 am
I'm thinking mumu, not pants. All she did was heave and unleash the fury.
Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:21 am
if i was wallymart security guard dude, i am fairly sure i would have handled this one myself, no matter how bad it ended for me. 
Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:22 am
yeah, you're prolly right.Van wrote:I'm thinking mumu.
how much would it be worth to have the entire episode on tape?
Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:25 am
how much global warming errrrrrrr.... climate change will it take to completely submerge all of s.e. michigan? i assume this is in the lovely detoilet metro area?
Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:37 am
ok, then how much global warming to drown them out too? they gotta be close to lake michigan. i kinda like chicago and wouldn't want to see it go too, but, if that's what it takes, oh well. let's fire up them coal powerplants and do this.
Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:38 am
don't you mean, used to be industrial city?Screw_Michigan wrote:No, West Michigan, suckaholic. Muskegon is pretty much the Detroit of West Michigan. Industrial city devoid of jobs with lots of balck people.
Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:30 pm
Muskegon is a cesspool...
Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:57 pm
Global warming won't help the Great Lakes. The Great Lakes land area is rising, causing water levels to drop.smackaholic wrote:ok, then how much global warming to drown them out too? they gotta be close to lake michigan. i kinda like chicago and wouldn't want to see it go too, but, if that's what it takes, oh well. let's fire up them coal powerplants and do this.
Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:26 pm
fine. let's just nuke them then.
Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:25 am
Roach wrote:
Re: Woman headbutts, urinates on Wal-Mart security guard
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:37 pm
Some gals learn that with just a delicate pinch they can create a tighter spray--which can sort of be aimed. Just helpin' out :wink:smackaholic wrote:I think she prolly just went with the grab a handful of panty, pull to the side and let'er rip method.
we really need a pic of the security guard. dibs on him as my next avatard.