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IF this game were in Spetember Boys win.
IF this game were in October, Boys win easily.
IF this game were in November, Boys dominate.

However this game is in December.

Bolts 31
Girls 13 (20 points if Merriman isn't back)

Merriman or no Merriman, Dallas win this easy. You're forgetting that the Chargers are a soft team and that this game in in the Palace.

With Romo zipping TDs yesterday to Roy in between clueless defenders, that's a sign of what they will do next week. The timing between those two is starting to be near perfect, and then you got Miles as a deep threat and Barber/Choice/Felix open all day underneath. Why WOULD you run? In a way I am looking past this game and really can't wait to see the fraud Saints get assblasted in their own stadium by Romo the following week. This Chargers game is not even worth mentioning. Just expect to see that front seven stuff the Charger running backs and frustrate Rivers all day long. Bradie James will be bending LT backwards on 0 yard gains and putting his arms out lengthwise while shaking his head. That's the mark of the Dallas December defense- young, fresh legs flying to the football with confidence. This whole bullshit notion about how Romo can't win in December will be shoved up everyone's asses when they win the next four games to go 12-4 with a possible bye. San Diego SUCKS.

Raider fan ain't got nothing on yafj's Cowboy myopia.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Merriman or no Merriman, Dallas win this easy. You're forgetting that the Chargers are a soft team and that this game in in the Palace.
With Romo zipping TDs yesterday to Roy in between clueless defenders, that's a sign of what they will do next week. The timing between those two is starting to be near perfect, and then you got Miles as a deep threat and Barber/Choice/Felix open all day underneath. Why WOULD you run? In a way I am looking past this game and really can't wait to see the fraud Saints get assblasted in their own stadium by Romo the following week. This Chargers game is not even worth mentioning. Just expect to see that front seven stuff the Charger running backs and frustrate Rivers all day long. Bradie James will be bending LT backwards on 0 yard gains and putting his arms out lengthwise while shaking his head. That's the mark of the Dallas December defense- young, fresh legs flying to the football with confidence. This whole bullshit notion about how Romo can't win in December will be shoved up everyone's asses when they win the next four games to go 12-4 with a possible bye. San Diego SUCKS.

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...SOFT, bwaha better check the Bolts record in December jerkoff...uh, guess you looked right past the Giants game as well ey genuis. If the messiah can shred the boys defense like he did yesterday, I'm thinking Rivers should have another field day. Go ahead and take away LT and Jackson and watch Gates work those d-backs for a buck and a half and a couple scores. I'm headed for Vegas so I'll keep an eye peeled for party boy. Myops much?

Is it possible to ban someone for blatant myopia? Or is it really myopia?

There is no question this is the work of BD. I would like to ban this troll and I ask the powers that be to make this happen ASAP. The Boys still have a shot of a 2-3 record in December/January and a 10-6 record. That should be good to win the division.

You're forgetting that the Chargers are a soft team and that this game in in the Palace.

LMAO, I can't think of anything sounding softer than the "Palace", troll or not.

mvscal wrote:I think it's a pretty obvious troll job not myopia.

NO!!!!!! Just like m2oolio... this is a legitimate person posting actual thoughts. I need someone to be a lesser poster than me so I can "get over." I am categorically not being trolled as I HulkHoganFlex this loser with a double bicep pose. Cheer for me OneBoard, cheer for me....

Sin,
Most of this board.

Those awesome SuperChargers...

Maybe the worst 9-3 team ever.


Philadelphia (8-4) With both starting corners injured.
Denver (8-4) They were as 'for real' as the 49ers.
Giants (7-5) Conghlin taking the FG at the end was very Belicheatesque.
Miami (6-6) Nice little group of mediocrities.
Oakland (4-8) twice
Kansas City (3-9) twice.
Cleveland (1-11) Nice job holding on at the end.

Take the Cowboys and spot the points.

Diogenes wrote:Those awesome SuperChargers...

Maybe the worst 9-3 team ever.


Philadelphia (8-4) With both starting corners injured.
Denver (8-4) They were as 'for real' as the 49ers.
Giants (7-5) Conghlin taking the FG at the end was very Belicheatesque.
Miami (6-6) Nice little group of mediocrities.
Oakland (4-8) twice
Kansas City (3-9) twice.
Cleveland (1-11) Nice job holding on at the end.

Take the Cowboys and spot the points.

Fuck you're an idiot....the Bolts might be the 2nd best team in the AFC, and you talk about them like they're the Chiefs.

Right now the Bolts are better than "your" Cardinals, and it isn't even close.

This post was made by Paul who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.

Rack.

Translated:

Diogenes wrote:Get off me Paul....I know I'm a fucking retard but you don't need to keep smacking me up and down this forum!

Me =

Seriously, I was more worried about Cleveland than about the Cowgirls.

The Bolts have always had a tendency to look past the "easy" teams. Moreso than probably any other team in the NFL. A lot of people were looking at the Cleveland as almost a bye week. But this is a team that has nowhere to go but up, and they're starting to improve especially on offense.

The closeness of the Cleveland game did not surprise me at all. But it will surprise me if the Cowboys are still in this game by halftime

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote: Why WOULD you run?

Yer a Fuckin Moron.

Maybe because The Dolts are 21st in the league against the rush (4.4 yds/a-117 yds/g) While Dallas has the number two running game in the NFL (5 yds/a-130.3 yds/g).

Plus Dallas has Romo.

mvscal wrote:

Diogenes wrote:

Why WOULD you run?

Dallas has Romo.

Who? Oh yeah, that loser who falls apart every December.

Exactly.

mvscal wrote:You are one pitifully stupid fuck.

One of us is.

Your reading comprehension rivals your math skills, Bitch.

DallasFanatic wrote:Is it possible to ban someone for blatant myopia? Or is it really myopia?

There is no question this is the work of BD. I would like to ban this troll and I ask the powers that be to make this happen ASAP. The Boys still have a shot of a 2-3 record in December/January and a 10-6 record. That should be good to win the division.

This is supposed to be a "troll Free" fourm :doh:

I'll leave it up to Bri or Pop to make the call and slam the door on YAFJ

KC Scott wrote:

DallasFanatic wrote:Is it possible to ban someone for blatant myopia? Or is it really myopia?

There is no question this is the work of BD. I would like to ban this troll and I ask the powers that be to make this happen ASAP. The Boys still have a shot of a 2-3 record in December/January and a 10-6 record. That should be good to win the division.

This is supposed to be a "troll Free" fourm :doh:

I'll leave it up to Bri or Pop to make the call and slam the door on YAFJ

Assuming that BSmack is still unbanned himself...

So any charger fan going to step up and offer a prediction on the game?

I hear a lot of hot air and thats about it. I'm sure trev and her meatflaps will chime in once of you true bolt fans offers a score and breakdown of the game.

Thanks, genius. You already conceded the game to us.

DallasFanatic wrote:So any charger fan going to step up and offer a prediction on the game?
I hear a lot of hot air and thats about it. I'm sure trev and her meatflaps will chime in once of you true bolt fans offers a score and breakdown of the game.

Bolts...35
Cwagon..24

Scott wrote:I'll leave it up to Bri or Pop to make the call and slam the door on YAFJ

My definition of "troll" in this forum is someone who is using two different nics.

Being a simple m0d, I don't have access to IPs and have no way to know if he's posting under multiple nics.

He posts moronic takes but is not violating any rule ... that I am aware of.

I stand corrected.

I'm telling you, this is where San Diego crashes. They have yet to play against Tony Romo, and they are coming TO Big D and playing a team that needs this win badly. The only reason the Giants won last week is because they were at home and needed the game more than the Cowboys did. Same situation in this game. Plus Wade was D-coordinator at SD back in '06 and many of those players are still there, so he's probably got a good bead on what they are going to do. That equates to tons of yards for Barber and open zones for Miles.

I don't find that YaFJ has posted under any other nic in here.

He may be "trolling" some of you, but so be it.


To the topic, I like Dallas to win at home.

Cowboys 26
Chargers 23

34-17, Bolts

10-3 Bolts in the 3rd quarter. Another uninspiring effort by the most heartless, overrated pile of shit franchise in professional sports.

Just Run The Fucking Football.
Wade.
You Fucking Moron.



But then what do I care. If the Dolts get over, that helps the Cards solidify the 3 seed in the NFC playoffs.
Go Trashy Local Yokel Dipshits!!!!

I hope DeMarcus Ware is OK. That was a NASTY hit he took and it was good to see him waving his arms on the cart when they took him off the field. You hate to see ANY football player get hurt like that.

...put this puppy to bed.

Not quite. As Dallas is calling for Wade's head on a platter there is a news break in San Diego.

Source: San Diego Union-Tribune

The Union-Tribune reports that Sunday's win over the Cowboys "assured" Chargers head coach Norv Turner of a contract extension.
Turner's current deal is up after the 2010 season.

Citing team sources, beat writer Kevin Acee reports that Turner could receive an extension "perhaps right after the regular season ends." The Chargers are a victory away from clinching a spot in the postseason, and could earn as high as the No. 2 seed in the AFC if they beat Cincinnati in Week 15 and the Broncos lose.

I'm not a Norv guy, but he is getting this team to produce, albeit after slow starts. At this time I'll call the move :arrow:

Troll job or not, you can't script this kind of comedy. YAFJ needs Dallas to keep losing these guaranteed, stone cold locks in order to continue the troll job...and it keeps happening.

Well, sure, there's that. But there's also this

I'm telling you, this is where San Diego crashes. They have yet to play against Tony Romo, and they are coming TO Big D and playing a team that needs this win badly.

Everyone sure is quick to pile on Dallas but we'll know for sure who the cream of the NFC is after this Saturday when the Boys go to the Superdome. And Minnesota could easily lose to Carolina Sunday.

Rack San Diego for squeaking out a close one but they will be the first to tell you what a dangerous team the Cowboys are, esp. after bottling up Tomlinson all day and how Witten was smacking Merriman all over the field with blocks. And Romo had a 111.7 QB rating if you need him while spreading the ball around efficiantly to so many different receivers.

Dumbfuck Harrison was just on the Dan Patrick Show saying that Dallas won't make the playoffs and said they would lose to New Orleans. Nice foot in mouth job, dipshit.
What he and the rest of you fail to mention is that Dallas controls its own destiny and wins the East by winning its next three games. The Saints are a fraud but we'll talk about that in another thread.

and said they would lose to New Orleans.

Yeah, what kind of dumbfuck thinks an undefeated team could win at home against an 8-5 squad full of gutless softies who can't win in December?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

and said they would lose to New Orleans.

Yeah, what kind of dumbfuck thinks an undefeated team could win at home against an 8-5 squad full of gutless softies who can't win in December?

The same dumbasses who conveniently ignore the Saints shitty strength of schedule, their 19th ranked rush D, and their TWENTY-THIRD ranked pass defense. Plus they have some injuries in the secondary....think Romo might be licking his chops?

The Cowboys surrendered 6 points to the Redskins, and the Saints gave up 30. What a stellar defense!

Yet I'm the idiot. I cannot wait until the Barbarian and Felix shred that soft run D on Saturday. And Romo is going to DESTROY the Saints tomato can defense.

What are the main things you need to win the Super Bowl? Defense and rushing the football. The Saints defense is below-average (as I just proved) and they have the TWENTY-THIRD ranked rushing offense in the NFL. The Redskins and Falcons exposed them the last two weeks, and it will now take a good team like the Cowboys to finally give them a loss. Their record doesn't mean shit. They are overrated and soft.

What are the main things you need to win the Super Bowl?

Not be the Dallas Cowboys?

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Everyone sure is quick to pile on Dallas but we'll know for sure who the cream of the NFC is after this Saturday when the Boys go to the Superdome.

Come next Tuesday "the cream of the NFC" could very well be on the outside of the playoff picture.

IFJerkoff confessed:
"Yet I'm the idiot"


...thanks for the sig.

Well BD, you have your wish. The boys are all but done for the 2009 season. Continue on with the reverse karma, because I am actually getting a laugh out of Dallas' "Glass Joe" performances. This reverse karma will also pave the way for Wade to see his way out of head coaching (although I wouldn't mind seeing him on the sideline as a DC).

I will officially leave this thread and enter the season's over thread.

Rack the Bolts for smacking us in the chops. Thats what WINNERS do in December.

Geez DF you roll over faster than Cinder at a troll stop. There are still some games left to play.

trev wrote:you roll over faster than Cinder at a troll stop.

Nice.