WELCOME LILLIAN VERNON.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

YOU ARE NOW ON SOVEREIGN SOIL.

Make yourself useful and man the barricades. They hate us because they're jealous.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

What is up, my 'Gloo brothers and sisters?

Let's make some noise and shake this establishment to it's very foundations!

Who's with me!?!?!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Make a run for the border - Faites une course pour la frontière*


* two official languages

[Lillian Vernon]

That pussy's days are numbered, trust me.

His days of pretending he is not a pussy whipped, defeated man who is thoroughly dominated by the woman in his life are coming to a screeching halt very soon.

Mark My Words.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

You are safe from mvscal behind our Iron Curtain, Lil.

Phibes and I will protect you.

[Lillian Vernon]

Thanks for the offer, but he's the one who will be needing protection from me very soon.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Whoah!

[War Wagon]

Thanks for the offer, but he's the one who will be needing protection from me very soon.

Hell hath no fury...

Good luck corraling this mustang, Marty.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Good luck corraling this mustang, Marty.

There is no bourgeois hierarchy here, Wags. We are all equals. (except for the Trotskyite pieces of shit that should be shot in the street like the dogs that they are)

Honestly, take that post-structuralist nonsense out of here.
:x

[SunCoastSooner]

Cool, Canada is where we send all the draft dodging pussies anyways.

Sin,

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

:lv:

[fix]

More recruits for the CCCP?
LV and Katy for new CCCP membership.

[Katy]

I'm not Canadian, but I will pretend I am in here.

Is that cool with you guys, eh?

I'll get the lingo down eventually.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'm not Canadian, but I will pretend I am in here.

Is that cool with you guys, eh?

Why not? American tourists all over the globe have been doing it for over half a century.

[Katy]

Maybe a trip to Canada is in my future but only if Lillian comes with me. :lv:

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Maybe a trip to Canada is in my future but only if Lillian comes with me. :lv:

If tonight's "Marty's Minutes" doesn't make up your mind, I don't know what will.

[Katy]

That's it, I'm Toronto bound.

But I'm still new to the wacky ways of you Canadians. Something tells me my southern accent would make me stand out up there.

[fix]

That's it, I'm Toronto bound.

But I'm still new to the wacky ways of you Canadians. Something tells me my southern accent would make me stand out up there.

Wacky? Nah, you'll fit in just fine.

Toronto embraces the wacky.

[Katy]

Who is going to be my tour guide up there? You or Marty?

[fix]

Who is going to be my tour guide up there? You or Marty?

Marty can be your tour guide. I'll show and teach you the ropes.

[Katy]

Who is going to be my tour guide up there? You or Marty?

Marty can be your tour guide. I'll show and teach you the ropes.

That sounds kinda kinky. IN.

[fix]

Who is going to be my tour guide up there? You or Marty?

Marty can be your tour guide. I'll show and teach you the ropes.

That sounds kinda kinky. IN.

See, I told you you'd fit right in.. :D

[Katy]

Where does "The Deuce" fall into this picture?

Listening to "The Deuce" and his takes on life and stuff could be an interesting part of any visit to Canada.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Listening to "The Deuce" and his takes on life and stuff could be an interesting part of any visit to Canada.

Remember when Luke crashed on Dagobah, and met Yoda, where he learned the secrets of the Jedi?

Same thing.

[War Wagon]

Don't do it Katy - it's a trap!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

There's no traps in the CCCP.

Well, that's what the brochure says...

[Katy]

Listening to "The Deuce" and his takes on life and stuff could be an interesting part of any visit to Canada.

Remember when Luke crashed on Dagobah, and met Yoda, where he learned the secrets of the Jedi?

Same thing.

That much wisdom, eh?

[Katy]

Don't do it Katy - it's a trap!

If photography is somehow involved in this venture, I'm running back over the border.

[Katy]

There's no traps in the CCCP.

Well, that's what the brochure says...

The brochure promises snow until late March, though. I don't know that I can deal with that.