Joke
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:17 pm
A cop rides up on a horse next to a little girl on her shiny new bike.
Cop says, "Hi--did Santa bring you that bike?"
The little girl excitedly says yes.
The cop then writes her a ticket for $5 and says, "Next time tell Santa to
put a reflector on the back!"
The girl replies, "Nice horse, did Santa bring it to you?"
The the cop says yes.
The little girls says, "Well---next time tell Santa the dick goes under the
horse, not on top of it!"
Cop says, "Hi--did Santa bring you that bike?"
The little girl excitedly says yes.
The cop then writes her a ticket for $5 and says, "Next time tell Santa to
put a reflector on the back!"
The girl replies, "Nice horse, did Santa bring it to you?"
The the cop says yes.
The little girls says, "Well---next time tell Santa the dick goes under the
horse, not on top of it!"