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Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:04 pm
by Q, West Coast Style

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:12 pm
by LTS TRN 2
One more theo-fascist scam tycoon lunatic ferried across the Styx. He'll probably be reincarnated as a form of hyper-mutated bacteria currently evolving in a landfill of disposable diapers. Just think , he could still get you sick again! :wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tw7UvFu8ns

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:43 am
by War Wagon
Quite the influential and accomplished man. Not many others can measure up... perhaps a few.

Would that an entire brothel of atheists could contribute .0001 % to society of what this man did in his lifetime. Nobody will hold their breath on that ever happening.

RIP, pastor.

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:49 am
by Q, West Coast Style
War Wagon wrote:Quite the influential and accomplished man. Not many others can measure up... perhaps a few.

Would that an entire brothel of atheists could contribute .0001 % to society of what this man did in his lifetime. Nobody will hold their breath on that ever happening.

RIP, pastor.

http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Pages/home.aspx

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:05 am
by Smackie Chan
War Wagon wrote:Quite the influential and accomplished man. Not many others can measure up... perhaps a few.

Would that an entire brothel of atheists could contribute .0001 % to society of what this man did in his lifetime. Nobody will hold their breath on that ever happening.

RIP, pastor.
I figgered you'd be more of a fan of his brother, Anal.

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:13 am
by Diego in Seattle
Q, West Coast Style wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Quite the influential and accomplished man. Not many others can measure up... perhaps a few.

Would that an entire brothel of atheists could contribute .0001 % to society of what this man did in his lifetime. Nobody will hold their breath on that ever happening.

RIP, pastor.

http://www.gatesfoundation.org/Pages/home.aspx
That's going to leave a mark.

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:31 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Smackie Chan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Quite the influential and accomplished man. Not many others can measure up... perhaps a few.

Would that an entire brothel of atheists could contribute .0001 % to society of what this man did in his lifetime. Nobody will hold their breath on that ever happening.

RIP, pastor.
I figgered you'd be more of a fan of his brother, Anal.
Wags is a graduate of the prestigious A2M University.

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:34 am
by BSmack
I think I'll spin some MC 900 Ft. Jesus in OR's "honor"..

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:10 am
by KC Scott
Sudden Sam wrote: The man should be reviled by any true Christian. Anyone who contributed to his church deserves to have lost their money, but his thievery still disgusts me.

It still amazes me how the sheep will just fork it over. That said there's a lot of them (sheeples) that truly are good people trying to live by example.

The one's doing the fleecing on the other hand - if there was a hell, we'll they'd get that seat Sam.

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Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:13 am
by War Wagon
Sudden Sam wrote: The man should be reviled by any true Christian.
And now we've got an avowed atheist earnestly telling what a "true" Christian should believe.

Hilarious.

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:18 am
by Cuda
drive by rack for smackie

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:23 am
by War Wagon
Read his bio, it's pretty clear what he accomplished.

Or to put it another way, how many of you jagoffs have a D1 university named after YOU?

The dude has eternal scoreboard.

Now kindly, in a Christian sorta' way, go fuck yourselves... you sanctimonious, hypocritical pissants.

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:32 am
by Trampis
I supose in the same way a whore can give you a brief repreive from your stress, so too could Oral if you wanted to be brain fucked.

I gotta find that Sam Kinnison 900ft fucking tall Jesus skit on youtube.

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:41 am
by War Wagon
Trampis wrote:I supose in the same way a whore can give you a brief repreive from your stress, so too could Oral if you wanted to be brain fucked.
I wouldn't know about whores giving reprieves, but I DO see plenty of simpletons here deceived about which things actually matter.

Go ahead, throw shit against the wall. See what sticks.

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:57 am
by Trampis
Close enough,


Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:05 am
by War Wagon
Yeah, Sam Kinnison has accomplished waaay more than Oral Roberts.

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:44 am
by Donder
Pleased to see Oral check out prior to Christmas.

Cheap four-eyed fuck never left us squat as far as snackin' material.

Christian. :meds:

Not surprising to see Whitey White Trash climbing up to the casket to hoover the very last load out of that blue hair's fossilized pecker.

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:03 am
by Terry in Crapchester
Looks like God finally made good on that promise to "call him home." Too bad it took 22 years, though.

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:35 am
by Tom In VA
RACK Trampis

Oral Roberts provided a service to a group of people with needs.


So did Oral Annie.

I'm nobody to judge either one. RIP.

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:37 pm
by LTS TRN 2
War Wagon wrote:Yeah, Sam Kinnison has accomplished waaay more than Oral Roberts.

Well, you're right, if this routine was standard. I had no idea he was this good! 8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKM2p8NL ... re=related

Re: Oral Roberts checks out.

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:54 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
R-Jack wrote:Image

Been there, done that.

~Perk~

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