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Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:29 am
by BSmack
Apparently it is a bad thing to fall out of the back of a pickup truck?
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/121609-Bengals-Henry
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:29 am
by Mikey
I'm sure this is a loss that will be felt by all.
He was suspended for two games by the league in 2006 and the first eight games of 2007. The Bengals released him following his fifth arrest that offseason, but Brown decided to bring him back during training camp over the objections of coach Marvin Lewis.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:43 am
by indyfrisco
It's a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
Everytime a thug dies, an angel gets its wings.
I hope he's lucent, and it's painful.
Wish his cunt would have kicked the bucket too. If she was willing to procreate with that shitbag then she needs offing too.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:53 am
by indyfrisco
Lucid I am not. Jack and Coke #3 I am into, but I don't check the proper use of my punctuation/spelling/grammar/sexual acts/etc.
I thought it sounded wierd as I typed it.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:07 am
by Mikey
mvscal wrote:Lucid....and I doubt it. He's thoroughly Schaivo'd.
Prolly wasn't too lucid in the first sordid clambake.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:12 am
by BSmack
You know, I'm trying to say something nice about Henry, since he is dying and all. But I can't think of one thing. He was THE example of the kind of player who's poor off the field choices rendered him unfit to play in the NFL. In fact he's pretty much the poster boy for everything that is wrong with NFL players. It is utterly fitting that a man whose entire life has been defined by piss poor decision making should get killed because of yet another poor choice.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:16 am
by indyfrisco
I'm just trying to understand why you would even TRY to say something nice about someone who does not deserve to be worm dirt. I didn't even TRY to say bad shit aout him. I just did...in more ways than one.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:27 pm
by Paul
Look on the bright side- there's a roster spot opened up on the Bengals' depth chart now.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:36 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
mvscal wrote:No, there isn't.
I have a question. Do you think the Bengals will now move him from their IR to their RT (room temparature)?
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:45 pm
by Neely8
Chris Henry----Probably the most famous one week waiver wire pickup in the history of Fantasy Football. That guy is dropped and added more then any player that I have seen.
That is about the nicest thing I can say about him.....
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:50 pm
by BSmack
Neely8 wrote:Chris Henry----Probably the most famous one week waiver wire pickup in the history of Fantasy Football. That guy is dropped and added more then any player that I have seen.
That is about the nicest thing I can say about him.....
Yea, I think just about every team in the JAFFL has had a go at Chris Henry. Most with substandard results.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:16 pm
by Neely8
I guess he is out for sure for this weeks game then......
Chris Henry---Out--Death
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:43 pm
by Mikey
Can we hope that 85 will follow his most excellent example?
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:58 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Apparently it is a bad thing to fall out of the back of a pickup truck?
Fuckin amateurs.
-Jeff Kent
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:23 pm
by Mikey
Screw_Michigan wrote:Mikey wrote:Can we hope that 85 will follow his most excellent example?
Don't think 85 has ever had gun charges.
I'm not sure that matters.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:45 pm
by Mikey
Screw_Michigan wrote:85 may be a major league douchebag, but at least he wasn't a degenerate piece of shit like Henry.
OK, I see your point.
Let me modify my previous request that he follow completely in Henry's footsteps, then, to limit the damage to falling out of a pickup, breaking one or both legs, and having is dick road-rashed down to a 1/2" nub.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:57 pm
by Paul
Mikey wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:85 may be a major league douchebag, but at least he wasn't a degenerate piece of shit like Henry.
OK, I see your point.
Let me modify my previous request that he follow completely in Henry's footsteps, then, to limit the damage to falling out of a pickup, breaking one or both legs, and having is dick road-rashed down to a 1/2" nub.
Why, did he call your mama a whore?
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:20 pm
by ChargerMike
Mikey wrote:Can we hope that 85 will follow his most excellent example?
...yo, back away from my boy. Two years running and I'll try and grab him again next year. I know Bri. where was he last week.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:33 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Neely8 wrote:I guess he is out for sure for this weeks game then......
Chris Henry---Out--Death
If he were a Patriot, Belichick would have hog-tied his corpse to a tackling dummy ala
Weekend at Bernie's and listed him as "limited practice."
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:51 pm
by Shine
I don't know why I'm surprised at the posts about Henry's death, but yet I am. No question that dude was a total knucklehead but dead is dead and some of the comments, outside of mvscal who I expected, are way over the line. If you run down the list of Henry's misdeeds, which is a long list, they all have a common element: petty. He kept getting into trivial things like DUI and weed, something TONS of pro athletes do. He isn't a killer like Leonard Little. He isn't a steriod user and woman beater like Merriman.
Which is the irony of ironies, a Charger fan spouting off about off-field incidents, even going so far as to include OchoCinco who has had exactly ZERO criminal misdeeds. Might want to clean up your own house of hooligans before you go pointing out alleged flaws in others.
The worst though is budding racist and apparent alcoholic IndyFrisco. 3 drinks in on a Wednesday night, pretty healthy. Not only do you seem to take joy out of someone's death but you take it a step further and hope for a painful death. Why? Because dude liked to smoke up and drink and get into petty little criminal events? I can only imagine the rage you must feel for the pedophile Texas A&M professor.
Again Chris Henry is no saint and I'm not making him out to be, but all his issues were of a minor nature and he truly was turning things around. I'm sorry he won't have the chance to finish what he started and that his kids will grow up without a father.
LOL at ucan't for the Belichick method of handling the roster in this case.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:33 pm
by BSmack
Screw_Michigan wrote:mvscal wrote:terrorizing his fiance and leaping into the back of a moving vehicle to continue his violent, ape-like rampage.
All with one arm in a sling. That image is priceless.
Don't forget that he was also shirtless. The only thing missing from that video is Inner Circle playing Bad Boys.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:46 pm
by poptart
It doesn't take a whole lot of imagination to picture someone eventually getting hurt because of the actions of a guy like Chris Henry.
The celebration of his death in here is fairly boisterous.
If he had really gotten his act together and been active in the community, etc., etc., I'll assume those who are so boisterous in celebrating his death would have generated the same enthusiasm in praise of his life turn-around.
People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:58 pm
by ChargerMike
...dude on the second call nailed his age right on...and he was 200 yards away. 911 kept axing was he breathing???check me if I'm wrong, but isn't 200 yards still a couple of football fields?
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:49 am
by Cuda
mvscal wrote:At least he died terrorizing someone he loved.
That'll motherfucking RACK!
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:55 am
by Paul
mvscal wrote:He wouldn't have been beating on his girlfriend and trying to claw her face while she was driving like some kind of freaked out, brain eating zombie...right?
Link?
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:56 am
by indyfrisco
Where to begin...
Shine wrote:I don't know why I'm surprised at the posts about Henry's death, but yet I am. No question that dude was a total knucklehead but dead is dead and some of the comments, outside of mvscal who I expected, are way over the line. If you run down the list of Henry's misdeeds, which is a long list, they all have a common element: petty. He kept getting into trivial things like DUI and weed, something TONS of pro athletes do. He isn't a killer like Leonard Little. He isn't a steriod user and woman beater like Merriman.
So what did Little do? Kill someone while driving drunk. Nice to see you feel DUI is a petty crime. How many DUI's have you had that make you feel it it petty? So DUI is ok and petty unless you kill someone? Nice logic, fuckstick. Please let me know Lefty's reaction when you tell him the same thing.
The worst though is budding racist and apparent alcoholic IndyFrisco. 3 drinks in on a Wednesday night, pretty healthy.
You're someone to call someone else unhealthy? Nice...take a look in the mirror fatty.
Not only do you seem to take joy out of someone's death but you take it a step further and hope for a painful death. Why? Because dude liked to smoke up and drink and get into petty little criminal events?
Yes, I enjoy he died. Horrifically, I hope. He deserved to die. Or would you rather it have been his fiancee he was trying to attack who died?
I can only imagine the rage you must feel for the pedophile Texas A&M professor.
Is this supposed to relate to me in any way? Because you're a Bengal fan homer who thinks this Stain deserved to live means I support a pedo prof from the school I graduated from? Not seeing the logic. I am a Catholic yet I do not support the pedo priests. You're getting bad at this dude.
Again Chris Henry is no saint and I'm not making him out to be, but all his issues were of a minor nature and he truly was turning things around. I'm sorry he won't have the chance to finish what he started and that his kids will grow up without a father.
How many mothers for those 3 kids? And he had a fiancee? What a family man. He sure was turning things around. If genes mean anything, his kids will most likely end up like him...dumb and dead.
Fuck you, Shine you homer bitch mother fucker. You are a disgrace. Bengal Fan taking a thug and memorializing him? You really really really suck after this.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:16 am
by Paul
mvscal wrote:Go ahead and pass the... :paul: :paul: :paul:
OK King Anklebiter....what does THAT have to do with me asking to provide a link?

Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:11 pm
by Mikey
Those DUIs are OK...if you're a sprots star. Especially if you keep doing it.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:34 am
by Paul
mvscal wrote:RACK the Bolts for kicking the Bengals in the cunt. Fuck them and fuck Chris Henry.
By a WHOPPING three points....that's really "kicking the Bengals in the cunt".

Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:31 am
by Paul
mvscal wrote:Yeah, it is. They thought they actually had a chance to win one for the baby momma beating asswipe and it was ripped from them with a 52 yard dagger from Nate Kaeding.
Umm, they DID have a chance to win that game, you stupid FUCKING anklebiter. You act like the Blots won by three TDs.
Fuck you too, by the way. How did Gaydy Queem's cock taste?
No, FUCK YOU, you KC Kaley-wannabe cockgulper.
As for Brady Quinn, he had NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with the Browns winning the game today- Jerome Harrison and Josh Cribbs DID. Do me a favor, Slick- when you ever actually KNOW of what you speak, then click the "submit" button. Until then, eat a motherfucking black cock and fuck yourself with it.
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:44 am
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Paul wrote:Until then, eat a motherfucking black cock and fuck yourself with it.
At the same time?
Re: Chris Henry is on death's door
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:43 am
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:Tell that to your fag defense who spent the entire day gazing at Queem's package while some complete nobody trampled them for 286 yards. They couldn't care less about winning or going to pro bowls. They just want to be in the next Head & Shoulders ad with Troy Polasmoka.
This coming from a Chargers fan?
Child please.
