T1B

Earlier this year, after 30 years of marriage, my parents divorced. Apparently, my dad has a new girlfriend, and he's had her for quite a while. I've never met her.

So, I must pose the question: Is it customary to buy a Christmas present for your Dad's cum dumpster, especially when you've never met her? Thanks in advance, tards.

Get fucked.

I talked to the boss. He said he had you covered. She is getting an iron, a cookbook and some anal lube. The card attatched will suggest she learns from the mistakes of those who came before her.

Grab her ass and stick your tongue in her ear.

If Poppa has a problem with that, just karate chop him in the throat.

Sure, buy her a mold of an elephant cock dildo!!!