T1B

On the first day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
A Dinsdale crying in pee

On the second day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Two Fresno fags,
And a Dinsdale crying in pee

On the third day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Three French Felix,
Two Fresno fags,
And a Dinsdale crying in pee

On the fourth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Four Wolfman turds,
Three French Felix,
Two Fresno fags,
And a Dinsdale crying in pee

On the fifth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
trev's bedsheet rings,
Four Wolfman turds,
Three French Felix,
Two Fresno fags,
And a Dinsdale crying in pee

On the sixth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Six Pauls buffeting
trev's bedsheet rings,
Four Wolfman turds,
Three French Felix,
Two Fresno fags,
And a Dinsdale crying in pee

On the seventh day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Seven Rumps a-rimming,
Six Pauls buffeting
trev's bedsheet rings,
Four Wolfman turds,
Three French Felix,
Two Fresno fags,
And a Dinsdale crying in pee

On the eighth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Eight BSmacks bilking,
Seven Rumps a-rimming,
Six Pauls buffeting
trev's bedsheet rings,
Four Wolfman turds,
Three French Felix,
Two Fresno fags,
And a Dinsdale crying in pee

On the ninth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Nine IRIEs glancing,
Eight BSmacks bilking,
Seven Rumps a-rimming,
Six Pauls buffeting
trev's bedsheet rings,
Four Wolfman turds,
Three French Felix,
Two Fresno fags,
And a Dinsdale crying in pee

On the tenth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Ten Katys seeping,
Nine IRIEs glancing,
Eight BSmacks bilking,
Seven Rumps a-rimming,
Six Pauls buffeting
trev's bedsheet rings,
Four Wolfman turds,
Three French Felix,
Two Fresno fags,
And a Dinsdale crying in pee

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Eleven Daves a-wiping,
Ten Katys seeping,
Nine IRIEs glancing,
Eight BSmacks bilking,
Seven Rumps a-rimming,
Six Pauls buffeting
trev's bedsheet rings,
Four Wolfman turds,
Three French Felix,
Two Fresno fags,
And a Dinsdale crying in pee

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
The One Board sent to me
Twelve Reindeer cumming,
Eleven Daves a-wiping,
Ten Katys seeping,
Nine IRIEs glancing,
Eight BSmacks bilking,
Seven Rumps a-rimming,
Six Pauls buffeting
trev's bedsheet rings,
Four Wolfman turds,
Three French Felix,
Two Fresno fags,
And a Dinsdale crying in pee!

C-

I'm too busy defending homeless drug addicts and whores to make it rhyme but

Seven bloody rubbers falling out of Atomic Punk's ass...

Six black vibrating dildos in Katy's drawers

Five dead reindeer.

Four snow tires afire around mvscal's neck

Three humming young boys dangling from Diego's whang

Two bags of donkey shit for the mods to fight over

and a Big Glass Dick up all your asses.

And a Merry Fucking Christmas to all.

^^^^^

mercy deletion, please

TVO wrote:I'm too busy defending homeless drug addicts and whores to make it rhyme but

Seven bloody rubbers falling out of Atomic Punk's ass...

Six black vibrating dildos in Katy's drawers

Five dead reindeer.

Four snow tires afire around mvscal's neck

Three humming young boys dangling from Diego's whang

Two bags of donkey shit for the mods to fight over

and a Big Glass Dick up all your asses.

And a Merry Fucking Christmas to all.

Pitiful, just pitiful.