A tranny in Fresno,
Jack's couch for a bed
His battered balloon knot
Has been left for dead
The empty bottle of Skyy
Fell over where he lay
The drunken tard AP
Wearing Mary Kay
The nightfall is coming
So drunk AP wakes
Jumps on his computer
And fires shit takes
He loves the Home Depot
They thought he was high
When he asked to wear skirts
That showed some thigh.
He says it's for a hottie
Swears it's not gay
Then stood in a jizzed mirror
And took pictures all day
Bless all the elderly
In his drunken care
He's changing their bedpans
In lacy underwear
AP In A Manger
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Re: AP In A Manger
He Lay with a Stranger
He lay with a stranger,
Dry fist for a bed
The little JMak wuss
Burped sperm as he bled
Deer of The One Board
Dropped wads where he lay
The little JMak wuss
Each hole full of spray
Mushroom are glowing
His bowels fiercely ache
But little JMak wuss,
Mad pipe he can take
They love thee, JMak wuss
No need to ask why
Your anus now vulva,
Spread wide that bull's eye
Be near them, JMak wuss,
And beg them to stay
This Christmas your gift
Was a pubic toupee
Bless all deer who had Mak
DNA squat in his hair
But most spendid of all is
His asshole did tear
He lay with a stranger,
Dry fist for a bed
The little JMak wuss
Burped sperm as he bled
Deer of The One Board
Dropped wads where he lay
The little JMak wuss
Each hole full of spray
Mushroom are glowing
His bowels fiercely ache
But little JMak wuss,
Mad pipe he can take
They love thee, JMak wuss
No need to ask why
Your anus now vulva,
Spread wide that bull's eye
Be near them, JMak wuss,
And beg them to stay
This Christmas your gift
Was a pubic toupee
Bless all deer who had Mak
DNA squat in his hair
But most spendid of all is
His asshole did tear
Re: AP In A Manger
Bwaaa...
But dude...what's the fascination with tearing assholes? Is 'spray running this deer?
But dude...what's the fascination with tearing assholes? Is 'spray running this deer?
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MadRussian
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Re: AP In A Manger
Cupid wrote:A tranny in Fresno,
Jack's couch for a bed
His battered balloon knot
Has been left for dead
The empty bottle of Skyy
Fell over where he lay
The drunken tard AP
Wearing Mary Kay
The nightfall is coming
So drunk AP wakes
Jumps on his computer
And fires shit takes
He loves the Home Depot
They thought he was high
When he asked to wear skirts
That showed some thigh.
He says it's for a hottie
Swears it's not gay
Then stood in a jizzed mirror
And took pictures all day
Bless all the elderly
In his drunken care
He's changing their bedpans
In lacy underwear
RACK it
At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.
P.J. O'Rourke.
P.J. O'Rourke.
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MadRussian
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Re: AP In A Manger
Sleigh bells ring
are you listening
what a flamer
AP is glistening
a horrible sight
we're retching tonight
AP is in womens underwear
Gone away is the male sex drive,
replaced with lace and astroglide
He dreams of a schlong
as he sashays along,
AP is in womens underwear
In the bathroom we can see a gayman
Then pretend that he is presenting brown
He'll say "are you interested"
We'll say "no man"
But LTSTRN will do the job when he is in town
Later on
he'll conspire
as he dreams by the fire
to face unafraid,
the pictures he made
AP is in womens underwear
In the meadow we can see a gayman
and pretend he's not presenting his brown
we'll have lots of fun with smacking the gayman
until he begins fisting his brown
When it shows
aint it revolting
though your stomach gets a churning
AP is exotic and gay
in such a homosexual way,
AP is in womens underwear
AP is in womens underwear
AP is in womens underwear
are you listening
what a flamer
AP is glistening
a horrible sight
we're retching tonight
AP is in womens underwear
Gone away is the male sex drive,
replaced with lace and astroglide
He dreams of a schlong
as he sashays along,
AP is in womens underwear
In the bathroom we can see a gayman
Then pretend that he is presenting brown
He'll say "are you interested"
We'll say "no man"
But LTSTRN will do the job when he is in town
Later on
he'll conspire
as he dreams by the fire
to face unafraid,
the pictures he made
AP is in womens underwear
In the meadow we can see a gayman
and pretend he's not presenting his brown
we'll have lots of fun with smacking the gayman
until he begins fisting his brown
When it shows
aint it revolting
though your stomach gets a churning
AP is exotic and gay
in such a homosexual way,
AP is in womens underwear
AP is in womens underwear
AP is in womens underwear
At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.
P.J. O'Rourke.
P.J. O'Rourke.
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Atomic Punk
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Re: AP In A Manger
You are a 100% faggot. Seriously, when males obsess about other males as long as you have, then you are a faggot. What, this is 2 or 3 years now? Fucking flaming mall cops... Go back to .net and suck balls over there tough guy. Total fag and creepy weirdo you are.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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Re: AP In A Manger
MadRussian wrote:Sleigh bells ring
are you listening
what a flamer
AP is glistening
a horrible sight
we're retching tonight
AP is in womens underwear
Gone away is the male sex drive,
replaced with lace and astroglide
He dreams of a schlong
as he sashays along,
AP is in womens underwear
In the bathroom we can see a gayman
Then pretend that he is presenting brown
He'll say "are you interested"
We'll say "no man"
But LTSTRN will do the job when he is in town
Later on
he'll conspire
as he dreams by the fire
to face unafraid,
the pictures he made
AP is in womens underwear
In the meadow we can see a gayman
and pretend he's not presenting his brown
we'll have lots of fun with smacking the gayman
until he begins fisting his brown
When it shows
aint it revolting
though your stomach gets a churning
AP is exotic and gay
in such a homosexual way,
AP is in womens underwear
AP is in womens underwear
AP is in womens underwear
rack it!
one of the best yet.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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BSmack
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Re: AP In A Manger
Christ. Talk about projection.Atomic Punk wrote:You are a 100% faggot. Seriously, when males obsess about other males as long as you have, then you are a faggot. What, this is 2 or 3 years now? Fucking flaming mall cops... Go back to .net and suck balls over there tough guy. Total fag and creepy weirdo you are.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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smackaholic
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Re: AP In A Manger
nope. that shit is like fruitcake. it lasts for evah.mvscal wrote:I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but I don't think there is an expiration date on snapping pics of yourself in panties related smack.Atomic Punk wrote: What, this is 2 or 3 years now?
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Re: AP In A Manger
Although, I understand the Supreme Court may be ruling on a Statute Of Limitations clause regarding drunken cross-dressingmvscal wrote:I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but I don't think there is an expiration date on snapping pics of yourself in panties related smack.Atomic Punk wrote: What, this is 2 or 3 years now?
lapses in judgement. Perhaps you're aware of the Atomic Punk v. Dignity case?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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MadRussian
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Re: AP In A Manger
Atomic Punk wrote:You are a 100% faggot. Seriously, when males obsess about other males as long as you have, then you are a faggot. What, this is 2 or 3 years now? Fucking flaming mall cops... Go back to .net and suck balls over there tough guy. Total fag and creepy weirdo you are.
Need a tissue, crossdressing fairey?
At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.
P.J. O'Rourke.
P.J. O'Rourke.