The SEC Wishes You A Merry Christmas (Jingle Bells-style)
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:37 pm
Just because I'm in a jolly mood...
The reindeer wouldn't finish in the top 7 in the Southeast.
Grinding through the meat
In the Southeast Con-fer-ence
O'er the polls we climb
En route to the big dance
Balls on which we suck
Tide is rolling right
What fun it is to choke on cock
While Tebow shines the light
Oh, suck on balls, suck on balls
Suck'em all the way
Oh, how fun to be teabagged
While we bowl through holidays
Suck on balls, suck on balls
Suck'em all the way
If not for the S-E-C
College football would be gay
A week or two ago
'Twas Gators versus Tide
Now that they have played
Glass football's just for pride
The Horns are lean and stink
Their stocking's full of coal
The Tide will roll their ass out
All over the Rose Bowl.
Oh, suck on balls, suck on balls
Suck'em all the way
Oh, how fun to be teabagged
While we bowl through holidays
Suck on balls, suck on balls
Suck'em all the way
If not for the S-E-C
College football would be gay
The reindeer wouldn't finish in the top 7 in the Southeast.
Grinding through the meat
In the Southeast Con-fer-ence
O'er the polls we climb
En route to the big dance
Balls on which we suck
Tide is rolling right
What fun it is to choke on cock
While Tebow shines the light
Oh, suck on balls, suck on balls
Suck'em all the way
Oh, how fun to be teabagged
While we bowl through holidays
Suck on balls, suck on balls
Suck'em all the way
If not for the S-E-C
College football would be gay
A week or two ago
'Twas Gators versus Tide
Now that they have played
Glass football's just for pride
The Horns are lean and stink
Their stocking's full of coal
The Tide will roll their ass out
All over the Rose Bowl.
Oh, suck on balls, suck on balls
Suck'em all the way
Oh, how fun to be teabagged
While we bowl through holidays
Suck on balls, suck on balls
Suck'em all the way
If not for the S-E-C
College football would be gay
