Homeland Security ???

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:46 am

The head of "Homeland Security, "Napolitano says that despite Abdulmutallab's success at getting dangerous chemicals on board the plane, commercial flying is safe.
Let me repeat that---Napolitano says that despite Abdulmutallab's success at getting dangerous chemicals on board the plane, commercial flying is safe.
Is this woman playing with a full deck ?? She admits the guy had chemicals to blow up the plane and says that the system is working ??? WTF ???
She should be fired yesterday !! Johnette Napolitano would make a better head of Homeland Security. They now want everyone to stay in their seats for the last hour of a flight and not allow pilots to tell passengers any ETA information ??? Why not just put bags over our heads and lock us in the seats when we get on the plane ? Better yet, just shut down the airlines and make people drive. We are truly living in an insane asylum.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:55 am

I was just reading............ This

Which if even somewhat accurate is going to piss off the entire business flying class.
This is a seriously fucked over reaction to the Dutch failing to get their security act together

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:55 am

a very strange man set fire to his underpants. strangely, I find it very hard to become worked up.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:56 am

Here's an idea, Jannette. When you get somebody named Abdul or mohammed or anybody that looks like he might be a muzzie trying to fly somewhere, grill the fukk out of him. Do a body scan, cavity search, or whatthefukkever. Muzzies and dogooder libtards will cry, but, WGARA. As soon as these attacks are carried out by white presbyterians from des moines, we can add them to the list of folks to hassle. Let's just stop having granny take her sneakers off or tell passengers they might want to consider wearing a diaper on flights.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:38 pm

So we'll have to piss in our pants in our seats ? Richard Reed will be my age in prison and the flying public will still be taking off their shoes at the TSA checkpoints. What a crock !!

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:46 pm

Wolfman wrote:So we'll have to piss in our pants in our seats ? Richard Reed will be my age in prison and the flying public will still be taking off their shoes at the TSA checkpoints. What a crock !!

He'll be paroled long before then.

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:27 pm

Janets changing her tune saying she was misunderstood and that her comments were taken out of context. Bullshit. Her rounds yesterday had her saying that the system worked. In other words, the system worked because a guy fucked up his device and a lone passenger manned up and punked the fool. And we have DHS for what? Janet should be fired this week for being that dumb.

Aint it rich, too, that while the rest of us have to remove our shoes, carefully pack our liquids, etc., this shithead gets on with explosives taped onto his leg and being on a watch list.

This is what you get when you treat terrorism like a liquor store robbery. The system works after a plane has been destroyed because the bureuacrats reacted according to the manual, not because lives were saved.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:10 pm

Wolfman wrote:...Abdulmutallab's success at getting dangerous chemicals on board the plane...

It was firecrackers. Firecrackers, people.

Yes, I said "firecrackers".

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:12 pm

Cower in terror, you shitdicks.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:12 pm

Wolfman wrote:Johnette Napolitano would make a better head of Homeland Security.

Umm....

Wolfman knows Concrete Blonde?

Didn't see that coming.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:33 pm

Martyred wrote:

Cower in terror, you shitdicks.

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index ... _at_l.html

Haskell said the flight was mostly unremarkable. That was until he heard a flight attendant say she smelled smoke, just after the pilot announced the plane would land in Detroit in 10 minutes. Haskell got out of his seat to view the brewing commotion. “I stood up and walked a couple feet ahead to get a closer look, and that's when I saw the flames,” said Haskell, who sat about seven rows behind Mutallab. “It started to spread pretty quickly. It went up the wall, all the way to ceiling.”

yup..nothing to worry about..

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:43 pm

Firecrackers?

uhhh..... this: http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/northwest-fli ... id=9432099

Although I'll say I 've never heard of PETN as an explosive -

MVS?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:56 pm

It was firecrackers. You idiots.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:30 pm

It's sort of like when Hrundi V. Bakshi blew up the fort. Al Queda just ain't what it used to be :(

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:30 pm

Martyred wrote:It was firecrackers. You idiots.

So, Bris Juice, when you start your idiotic bullshit snippets, are you even awake? I mean are you in some clammy medicated state of narcoleptic haze?
You seem to be so stupid!

I mean for someone who actually thinks they're clever. Dude, you are in a class by yourself when it comes to shallow twaddle and...well...the best word is simply stupidity. :doh:

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:44 am

hey Diogenes--you still in Hollywood ?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:45 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
Martyred wrote:It was firecrackers. You idiots.
So, Bris Juice, when you start your idiotic bullshit snippets, are you even awake? I mean are you in some clammy medicated state of narcoleptic haze?
You seem to be so stupid!

I mean for someone who actually thinks they're clever. Dude, you are in a class by yourself when it comes to shallow twaddle and...well...the best word is simply stupidity. :doh:

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:13 am

Wolfman wrote:hey Diogenes--you still in Hollywood ?

Never been there. Still in San Diego.

WTF is a degenerate fossil like you doing knowing about Concrete Blonde?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:48 am

At this point I'd have to say that she's the most incompetent member of the administration.

She needs to go back to Zonieland....quick.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:35 am

Wouldn't it make sense to have somebody other than a political hack running such an important agency? Maybe an actual career professional?

As for her being the most incompetent? thems big words. the entire fukkig crew seems to be in as far over their heads as their bossman.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:58 am

Serious question:

Can DHS dictate security procedures to airports outside the U.S. for flights headed here?

And even if that's so, seems pretty dicey that we're counting on an agent in Amsterdam to protect us.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:36 am

War Wagon wrote:...we're counting on an agent in Amsterdam to protect us.

...from firecrackers.

You utter, bedwetting faggots.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:00 am

Jsc810 wrote: Here's what 50 grams can do. Looks like 80 grams would be enough to blow open the side of an airplane.

When combined with what other elements to use as a detonator? It's horseshit - file this under liquid bombs, dirty bombs, suitcase nukes and every other retarded new terror weapon that noone has ever heard of.

Going into terror mode over a half-wit burning his weewee is treading dangerously into lite-brite freak-out territory.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:02 am

bull

shit

the story keeps "developing"...someone please PM me when it gets to "lasers" and "poison tipped umbrellas".

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:06 am

Dr_Phibes wrote: When combined with what other elements to use as a detonator?

Mystical Islamic Fairy Dust...or, MIFD for short.

It's highly combustible and known to cause mild retardation in Republicans and housewives.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:08 am

Jsc810 wrote:

Such a waste.
What I could do... errrr, you know how many kids in Ethiopa would kill for those?

sin,
AP

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:11 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:
Jsc810 wrote: Here's what 50 grams can do. Looks like 80 grams would be enough to blow open the side of an airplane.
When combined with what other elements to use as a detonator?

Who knows, maybe with the Bic lighter he had shoved up his asshole that Dutch security also missed.

There was flame onboard the aircraft, so obviously he had an ignition source.

278 passengers got lucky he was incompetent.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:16 am

Lucky he wasn't equipped with a Al Queda brand whoopee cushion.

Elements of rubber whooppee cushion construction can be traced to the innovations of the Dupont Corporation. It's chemical components are shared with terrifying V1 rockets and tank treads killing millions of freedom loving people

war on whoopee cushion!

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:57 am

Martyred wrote:bull

shit

the story keeps "developing"...someone please PM me when it gets to "lasers" and "poison tipped umbrellas".

Ya know, B-Juice.....I think you're right!

'Cept...if it is a standard "prepped op" playin' the fool, acting like a terrorist even though he don't know why following his Manchurian Candidate sessions, it still leaves us wondering why a highly educated and privileged young man would suddenly flip...

But....if we allow that the actual grotesque world crime in progress is of such a magnitude that of course educated and capable folks everywhere are going to start all sorts of reactions....well, maybe this wake-up call martyr is just the first of many chickens coming home to roost! :doh:

WAKEY WAKE

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:43 pm

The al Qaeda group in Yemen has been calling for attacks against the U.S. for months.

Two of its four top leaders were U.S. prisoners at Guantanamo until November, 2007 when they were turned over to Saudi Arabia and then set free after supposedly being rehabilitated.

Nice :(

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:09 pm

Trampis wrote:
The al Qaeda group in Yemen has been calling for attacks against the U.S. for months.

Two of its four top leaders were U.S. prisoners at Guantanamo until November, 2007 when they were turned over to Saudi Arabia and then set free after supposedly being rehabilitated.
Nice :(

So what should we do with them? Obama is closing G-Mo next week.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:31 pm

Martyred wrote:... and known to cause mild retardation in Republicans and housewives.

...much later...

trev wrote: So what should we do with them? Obama is closing G-Mo next week.

Sadly, I can set my watch to this shit. ~Sigh~

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:37 pm

Marty you made me LOL for the first time ever. Happy New Year, tiger.

Oh, Obama isn't closing G-Mo? Is that what you are saying?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:48 pm

trev wrote:Marty you made me LOL for the first time ever. Happy New Year, tiger.

Right back at you, sweetheart.

trev wrote:Oh, Obama isn't closing G-Mo? Is that what you are saying?

Relax. They'll just be renditioned to some former Soviet/Nazi, Eastern European gulag.
At what point did you think that Obama was going to close Gitmo, give these guys a crisp fifty dollar bill and a new suit and say, "Well sorry about all that. Good luck!"?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:51 pm

trev wrote:
Trampis wrote:
The al Qaeda group in Yemen has been calling for attacks against the U.S. for months.

Two of its four top leaders were U.S. prisoners at Guantanamo until November, 2007 when they were turned over to Saudi Arabia and then set free after supposedly being rehabilitated.
Nice :(
So what should we do with them? Obama is closing G-Mo next week.

Lifetime probation with monthly checks to be sure they're freeballin' it?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:57 pm

mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote: At what point did you think that Obama was going to close Gitmo, give these guys a crisp fifty dollar bill and a new suit and say, "Well sorry about all that. Good luck!"?
The point where he begins transferring them to the US.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:02 pm

You people are missing the point.

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And yes. I ignored those pesky Rules on purpose.

You're welcome.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:04 pm

"I know you've heard it all before -
so I don't say it anymore
I just stand by and let you
fight your secret war."

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:11 pm

Martyred wrote:"I know you've heard it all before -
so I don't say it anymore
I just stand by and let you
fight your secret war."

^^^^^^

At least someone's paying attention.

The question is-what happened to Wolfie?
Is he being held hostage by his 30 something great great grandson?
I'm sure the last music he recalls is Glenn Miller.

Or John Phillip Sousa.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:15 pm

Diogenes wrote: The question is-what happened to Wolfie?
Is he being held hostage by his 30 something great great grandson?
I'm sure the last music he recalls is Glenn Miller.

Or John Phillip Sousa.[/b]

The wax cylinders keep gumming up his iPod.
Damn iTunes!