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I died laughing when I heard this. Holy crap, I now give a fuck about the USC-UCLA rivalry. The bitchoff in the media between Skippy and Kiffin are going to be awesome. You've got the 2 biggest scumbags in coaching history in the same town. AWESOME!!!

WTGDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How the fuck is this tard going to attract recruits or do we just not plan on getting any for the next decade?

I thought they'd have the balls to pull the trigger on one of these "abusive" coaches but they go after this nooblar and his baggage. Not just the rules and what not, what about that fucking game where he wasted a play or two, centering the ball for some 40+ yarder by a fucking COLLEGE KICKER?!?! Pumping his fist like come on baby yea we got this. I was laughing my fucking ass off at him, dude you're a fucking retard. You really think this guy is gonna make this...shank!

I can hear the players' jaws dropping and phone calls from Irvine. Jesus Fucking Christ!I thought I felt shaky after Pete got hired but I really think I just shit in my pants. Yea, it smells like shit. I sure hope I am wrong but how can I be? I guess I won't be taking over those season tickets afterall.

HOW BOUT THAT BEER BARTENDER?!?!?!

Why the hell can’t we have any Rocky Top fans here, dammit?
Oh wait, yes we do… jsec, your thoughts?

JSeC-love it.

Don't forget the rest of the inbreds....SuddenSEC, and ButtSEC.

OK OK, some dust is settling......and Norm's coming with him (accoridng to ESPN). If that is the case, FUCK YOU BRUINS!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ken wrote:Oh wait, yes we do… jsec, your thoughts?

Not sure who is making me laugh more -- Ken or USC.

total panic hire. maybe carson palmer will come back too.

Orgeron is the answer to NCAA problems.

Love the SportsNation poll on ESPN...

49 out of 50 states think Kiffin will have "mild success" at USC, Tennessee is the only one that voted "not at all"...

Muschamp to Tennessee according to the admins at Volquest.com.

FWIW...

War Stoops wrote:Muschamp to Tennessee according to the admins at Volquest.com.

FWIW...

that would make me laugh, but i'm gonna take the "no way" approach....unless Mack's hot to win another one and he's made it known to Muschamp that's what he's all about.

PISC wrote:OK OK, some dust is settling......and Norm's coming with him (accoridng to ESPN). If that is the case, FUCK YOU BRUINS!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chow - year 1 - UCLA almost dead last in points scored.

Chow - year 2 - Modest improvement.

Nobody in Westwood sad about Chow leaving....Almost seemed like he was still employed by SuC they way he held back the O....Good riddance.

Vol fan taking it well.

Hmmm...Almost makes the Dick Rod departure from WV seem tame.

wow, just wow

Kiffin? you got to be shitting me

Papa Willie wrote:http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_ ... l-yet.html

Chow might not happen. Just read on an ESPN message board where he's wanting $5 mill a year. :D

Is Bush not off of the salary cap yet?

the_ouskull

OMG are you fucking serious? You want to compare Chow's ability to be successful with that shitpile at UCLA? ThIs is SC fool, high priced talent that can run his offense. Lane doesn't need to do shit except be that pretty boy front and clueless wonder while daddy and Chow get it done. The shit gets handled and SC gets back to business as before and I mean before as these guys will be extremely motivated to give Pete the finger.

This very interesting. I know you fuckos hate what SC has been and hate 'em even more with all this shit coming out but we're not going to dIsappear from conference contention. Yea it may be worthless but they're still gonna be working it coming back to fuck some shit up at a stadium near you. Maybe this time the nation will give the program the respect it deserves. In that I mean that during the moment this shit was THE shit. Hey you know Rome's famous saying.

I would say that during this era, it deserved the amount of respect equal to the amount of disrespect it will now receive. I know that just went phewwwww.....

Yea so like are other boy big Mac it sure was great at the time. LOL I hated that fucker, even if one of ours. He was on Oakland A. Go Blue. What timing on that fool ha?

Uh yea so Fight On Fuckers and hold on...we'll be right back. Give it up next time mother fuckas.


See ya down the road. Hope you enjoyed your weekend of glee.

Papa Willie wrote:My neighbor across the street is a UT grad, and he pretty much told me that a lot of the Vol state thought he was a dumb pussy (as how he handled the UF thing and crying like a baby) , so I doubt this will surprise many of them at all, nor do I think they'll really give a fuck.

Yeah, they obviously dont give a fuck...

http://deadspin.com/5446833/ut-fans-now ... ess-update
http://deadspin.com/5446824/and-the-lan ... ed-ut-fans

PISC wrote: The shit gets handled and SC gets back to business as before and I mean before as these guys will be extremely motivated to give Pete the finger.

hahahahahhahaha, what finger? i guess they'll show him next new year's while they're sitting on their couches watching football between teams not on probation.

i'm really sure, a la toejam, that pete's leaving for money and the opportunity to prove himself in the nfl. tell us that three years from now when pete spurrier-saban's put together a combined 18 wins. kind of hard to assemble a dominant team when the others are allowed to pay players as well, not to mention the fact his empire at SC was built on a recruiting pitch: nfl, ghettostar! what's he going to tell players already in the league? i know some guys in the english premiereship?

where's van in all this? wasn't he crawling up dins' arse about not buying a blackberry just so he could twitter from the bar after oregon's loss?

ButtSeC lol....dont take that shit 'spray!


In other new Bob Stoops had a secret meeting with UT about becoming the next head coach.

Sudden Sam wrote:http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/8 ... -vols-list

Gruden's wife was a Tennessee cheerleader?!?!

God how funny would it be for Muschamp to take the position at Teneesee, Mack retire after next year and Muschamp to head back to t.u.?

The "I fucked ur wife" on the left hand side of the rock was a nice touch.

So was his phone number

Rack this thread.

Pissc, you post like a gay Bradhusker....

Chow has not had success at his last few gigs.

Bobby Bowden is a big name and he is through also. So you take your infraction to be Kiffen, a has been Chow, 3 years probation, lack of monetary inticements during recruiting, and call me when you can play again....

What I find funny about this is that USC is basically rubbing it's asshole over the NCAA's face by hiring Kiffin. They are staring down the barrell of sanctions, and hired a coach who basically commits an NCAA violation everytime he opens his mouth. Throw in the whore-o-grams that were taking Tennessee players over campus, and there is another potential invistigation/violation.

I would love to see the NCAA actually nut up and give USC their punishment, and then give Kiffin his ala Kalvin Sampson. Make that shit follow him from Tennessee to USC.

But the NCAA is as nutless as a Ren Faire, so I highly doubt any of that will happen.

A nice gesture to bring to a program facing sanctions....

http://www.govolsxtra.com/news/2010/jan ... es-not-to/

Between UF, TENN and USC....how many teams are benefiting from decommits???? I know FSU is very gracious...really helps that we pulled Gran before this mess happend. Nice to have stability at FSU while all this shit unfolds...come on in boys....

From the Texas Rivals site...

8:50 a.m. - Just got word from someone with direct ties to the Texas football program. He all but confirmed that Muschamp is staying. Expect a formal announcement today.

Also, one of a DT recruit coach's came out and said WM called to tell them that he is staying.

And WM word is solid. Not like the Carroll, Kiffin and others.

LSU Freak at it again:

The Seer wrote:Pissc, you post like a gay Bradhusker....

but see brad had that great mix of homophobe and gay. that's what made him a special "steak stealer".

along with the Leach, Leavitt, and Mangino thing....what a circus. maybe coaches should be determined by an equally absurd set of computer rankings including fighting with your shirt off as the BCS. or Spartacus: Sand and Blood style.

"i felt like an idiot with my shirt off". no shit.

Sam, that Orgeron thing of yours kinda sounded like the summoning of the Balrog from my Tolkien parody!

Why does Kiffin always look constipated?

No matter. His wife has a porn mouth. He rules.

i think she's a little creepy looking.

i don't care how good or fake blonde she is, dating a barfer is bad fun. that upper ribcage washboard and still some decent boob is probably silicon+ barfing.

i do, however, kind of like women who don't look like tropical fish.

Sudden Sam wrote:Jsc,

You'd be much better off if you got rid of Miles. Be thankful if anyone takes him off your hands.

Rack. Now that Charlie Weis is gone, Les Miles is the worst head coach at a major D1 school. Kiffin is still an unknown.

Jsc810 wrote: from an LSU board:

Kiffin to USC, Tennessee wants Will Muschamp,

For what it's worth, recently updated from Yahoo's Tom Dienhart:

Texas defensive coordinator Will Muschamp won’t be a part of the search at Tennessee, opting to stay in Austin.

a special "steak stealer"

bwahahaha

I just think she has a really purdy porn mouth. It looks like it's well acquainted with cock, and in Days Of Yore it likely also enjoyed itself some fine SEC cheerleader gash.

Her mouth, affixed betwixt the spread legs of Gator Coed? Pleasant imagery, that.

In any case, we're talking about a coach's wife here. Among wives of coaches, jeez, she's Megan Fox, Jessica Biel and Adriana Lima all rolled into one, x infinity.

You think she's hotter thank this?