Dan Vogel - Supporting the Relief Effort In Haiti

[Van]

I like the way you think.

[Dan Vogel]

Nice try but I don't look anything like that. Anyway you're pretty weird and sick but that has already been known.

I've already donated to the relief effort. I pledged a monthly donation for the next six months. And the great thing is that I got my children to donate too. We watched some of the news reports and I got them to agree to join my in the six month pledge. They will give 10% of their monthly allowance for the next six months. I don't have the time to hang around here on a message board and try to insult people that I don't even know. I'd rather build up my own family and the world community with my time and energy.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!

[Van]

Now this Vogel clown, there's a pretty decent effort. That's what trolling should be about: coming up with memorable, ridiculous characters like him.

Character Trolls rule.