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ARZ at NO - Just sit back and watch this pathetic Saints defense get cornholed by the Cardinals, as well as New Orleans not being able to run the ball. The Saints will be up for the game, I'm thinking, and not be rusty. But that doesn't mean that they aren't absolute frauds, because they are. This one will be something like Cards 36, Aints 28. I see the Aints down by like 19 and then they stage a little comeback like they did against Dallas, only to peter out and just make the score look closer. Who dat? Who Dat? Go fuck yourselves. It's not September anymore, douchebags. I've been waiting all year for this moment and I hope everyone watches this game and sees what a bunch of flakes the Saints are and then next year they can revert back to sucking donkey balls.

BLT at IND - If the Ravens can just get an early lead and slow the game down, the Colts are fucked. And that's just what they will do. Look for B'More to do a great job on third down conversions and running the ball and keeping Manning off the field. Merrill Hoge said that the Colts defense is small but fast as shit but I'm not buying that. B'More is just a more dangerous playoff team and they win this as the gutless Colts lose at home. Ravens 22, Colts 21.

DAL at MIN - The Vikings aren't a fraud team, they are just a very good team that can't match up with the NFL's best. Here's the thing- The Barbarian and Felix will run all over that middle of the field where Henderson is missing. Also, Winfield is banged up and the entire Vikings secondary is just suspect anyway. Where the VIkings are strong, D-Line, the Cowboys take away not only from their dominant o-line, but------ Romo takes a lot of three step drops and fires that ball with perfect accuracy. Because of this, Jared Allen will be a non-factor....you hear me? A NON-FACTOR. Even on plays where they may pressure Tony, he's proven to be the most elusive QB in football and you will see many plays here where he does just that and fires a 15 yard completion to Miles. The only way Minnesota has a chance is getting AP to run well, and he wont because of the Cowboys suffocating defense. Once the Boys are up 14, Favre will be in pass-pass-pass mode, which will result in more sacks for Ware. This Vikings offensive line is one that made that bum Julius Peppers look like a Hall of Famer And you think they will stop Spencer/Ware/Ratliff?
Cowboys 34, Vikings 14. This will be easier than people realize. NFC title game, in Big D, next week, lube up DIogenes.

NYJ @ SD This is where the Jets come up big but just short. To me, the edge here is how well the Chargers have moved the ball against good defensive games this year. I also think Gates will kick some ass for big gains, and special teams play will be a huge factor....there will be a big return or a couple missed field goals. These kind of tough as balls, emotional games sometimes hinge on those kind of things. The Jets have a good defense but the only dominant defense left in these playoffs is in Dallas.
San Diego 23, Jets 17

Arizona @ New Orleans:

I suspect the Cards shot their wad last week v. the Packers in that epic game. They're gonna need some juice to win against the Saints on the road. I think they'll run a bit dry in the 3rd and 4th quarters - enough that Nawlins advances to the NFC Title Game.

Saints - 31
Cards - 26



Baltimore @ Indianapolis:

I thought long and hard about picking the Ravens here, but at the end of the day, I think Manning will find a way to get the Colts into the end zone when they need it.

Colts - 27
Crows - 20



Dallas @ Minnesota:

It's been 8 weeks since A. Peterson's last 100 yd game. I doubt that he'll get off in a big way v. Dallas, and if he doesn't, I don't see Minnesota winning this thing. Dallas' defense is really playing well. A late Favre INT ices the game.

Cowboys - 21
Vikings - 17



NY Jets @ San Diego:

If NY didn't have a rookie QB I may pick them here. The Jet defense is good, but SD can score pts on anyone. Sanchez will have to answer and I don't think he'll be able to do enough.

Chargers - 28
NY Jets - 17

What is the definition of a "fraud" team? Any of the 31 teams that don't wind up winning the SB? :?

Saints
Colts
Vikings
Jets

I said those three games in particular were unwatchable, tard. Feel free to state your case as to how compelling they were, you monumental dumbfuck.

just pick the opposite of Mgo

Can't disagree with this advice.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I said those three games in particular were unwatchable, tard. Feel free to state your case as to how compelling they were, you monumental dumbfuck.

At 4:30 pm Sat I was as PUMPED AND JACKED as Pete Carroll preparing to step to the podium before being introduced as Seattle's next failure as HC.

By 4:00 pm Sunday, I was as ornery as Bill Belichick before running off the field sans the traditional handshake after a devastating defeat. I agree, those games were unwatchable. Unfortunately, most of us watched them to the bitter end. I'd seriously rather watch JTR prepare for his latest role as a potted plant for 12 hours straight than be subjected to that shit again this weekend.

I thought Screw was your boy. Did you not send him a Christmas Card or some shit?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I said those three games in particular were unwatchable, tard.

Really?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:No, RACK college hoops. Thank god there's something else on Sundays while this unwatchable product has rolled out yet another blowout in the playoffs (assuming the Tards keep it up).

Screw_Michigan wrote:Rack Tardogenes for exposing Mgo as the hypocritical fuckstick he is.

If you're racking a Cosmo swilling Virginia Slims UltraLite smoking closet homo to back your take, something's patently wrong with your stance.

How is this...

"No, RACK college hoops. Thank god there's something else on Sundays while this unwatchable product has rolled out yet another blowout in the playoffs (assuming the Tards keep it up)."

... hypocritical? Do you even know what hypocritical means?

He specifically referenced the word playoffs. At the time of his post, ALL OF THE COMPLETED PLAYOFF GAMES were indeed blowouts, Arizona had a 17 pt lead, and was well on their way to making it a 4th blowout. Go pound another Appletini and take a lap, faggot.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What is the definition of a "fraud" team? Any of the 31 teams that don't wind up winning the SB? :?

Saints
Colts
Vikings
Jets

No, it's a team that is gushed over during it's 13-0 start, where ESPN and FOX and the rest of the networks show highlight reel after highlight reel while conveniently glossing over a defense that can't stop the run, a mediocre running game, and a team who has played a 30th ranked schedule. The whole time they were undefeated, everyone immediately said "this is the most COMPLETE team in the NFL." It's a team whose quarterback makes little comments like "karma" and "our time" after squeaking by a shit Washington team, which, by the way, was the last time they actually won a game.

Even if you COULD turn back the clock to where the Saints were playing their best football (sept/Oct), they couldn't beat Arizona or Dallas because those two teams aren't the SHIT teams like Tampa and the Rams that the Saints piled up numbers against.

The Saints....SUCK. I'm glad that's the first game of the weekend because I can barely stay in my shoes waiting for this piece of shit fraud team to be completely exposed on National Television. The Saints got over with that Dallas game being in the Network where not many people saw it, because Romo DESTROYED the Saints that night.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:Rack Tardogenes for exposing Mgo as the hypocritical fuckstick he is.

If you're racking a Cosmo swilling Virginia Slims UltraLite smoking closet homo to back your take, something's patently wrong with your stance.

How is this...

"No, RACK college hoops. Thank god there's something else on Sundays while this unwatchable product has rolled out yet another blowout in the playoffs (assuming the Tards keep it up)."

... hypocritical? Do you even know what hypocritical means?

He specifically referenced the word playoffs. At the time of his post, ALL OF THE COMPLETED PLAYOFF GAMES were indeed blowouts, Arizona had a 17 pt lead, and was well on their way to making it a 4th blowout. Go pound another Appletini and take a lap, faggot.

Gets it. It's not that fucking complicated, Screw_Bitchedagain. I'm perfectly content to call a good game a good game, and a shit game a shit game.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:No, it's a team that is gushed over during it's 13-0 start, where ESPN and FOX and the rest of the networks show highlight reel after highlight reel while conveniently glossing over a defense that can't stop the run, a mediocre running game, and a team who has played a 30th ranked schedule. The whole time they were undefeated, everyone immediately said "this is the most COMPLETE team in the NFL."

They were undefeated, what the fuck did you expect them to say? You should be careful with that fraud label, as plenty more people are gushing about your Boys right now, so that could come back to bite you in the ASS. Course, that'd be the YAFJ we all know and love.

poptart wrote:Arizona @ New Orleans:

I suspect the Cards shot their wad last week v. the Packers in that epic game. They're gonna need some juice to win against the Saints on the road. I think they'll run a bit dry in the 3rd and 4th quarters - enough that Nawlins advances to the NFC Title Game.

Saints - 31
Cards - 26



Baltimore @ Indianapolis:

I thought long and hard about picking the Ravens here, but at the end of the day, I think Manning will find a way to get the Colts into the end zone when they need it.

Colts - 27
Crows - 20



Dallas @ Minnesota:

It's been 8 weeks since A. Peterson's last 100 yd game. I doubt that he'll get off in a big way v. Dallas, and if he doesn't, I don't see Minnesota winning this thing. Dallas' defense is really playing well. A late Favre INT ices the game.

Cowboys - 21
Vikings - 17



NY Jets @ San Diego:

If NY didn't have a rookie QB I may pick them here. The Jet defense is good, but SD can score pts on anyone. Sanchez will have to answer and I don't think he'll be able to do enough.

Chargers - 28
NY Jets - 17

Cant add much more to this so I will carelessly C&P them. Pretty much feel the same on each game.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:"No, RACK college hoops. Thank god there's something else on Sundays while this unwatchable product has rolled out yet another blowout in the playoffs (assuming the Tards keep it up)."

... hypocritical? Do you even know what hypocritical means?

He specifically referenced the word playoffs. At the time of his post, ALL OF THE COMPLETED PLAYOFF GAMES were indeed blowouts, Arizona had a 17 pt lead, and was well on their way to making it a 4th blowout.

I'm perfectly content to call a good game a good game, and a shit game a shit game.

And then backpeddle afterwards...

I said those three games in particular were unwatchable, tard.

Arizona @ New Orleans:

Remember the Cards/Panthers game in the 2nd round of the playoffs last year? Yeah, me too....this one will look a LOT like it. 'Aints turns the ball over early and often, Kurt The Magnificent does his thing, and the Cardinals walk out of that feces- infested shithole of a dome with a nice "W":

Cards - 34
Saints - 17



Baltimore @ Indianapolis:

This is where the inactivity of the Colts' starters will bite them in the ASS....Ravens come in red hot and off a beatdown of the Patsies, and they should have a stout enough D to handle a rusty Peyton Manning ans his merry band of inexperienced WRs:

Ravens - 27
Colts - 20



Dallas @ Minnesota:

Dallas is the sexy pick this week, but there's a little tidbit that everybody seems to be overlooking- they commit a LOT of penalties. 14 in fact last week. More often than NOT championship-winning football teams can't shoot themselves in the foot 14 fucking times and come out with a "W". Jared Allen and Co. will be ready and willing to BRING THE PAIN on Mr. Romo, and Jared's gonna turn Flozell The Hotel into a human turnstile. The Vikes' O-line has had 2 weeks now to heal up some of their bumps and bruises and will be more than ready to handle D. Ware, Spencer, etc. In a close game I'll call it:

Vikings - 24
Cowboys - 17



NY Jets @ San Diego:

J-E-S-T don't have any answer for Antonio Gates. While Revis is a great CB, he can't cover Jackson AND Floyd all by himself. The Sanchise will be harassed early and often by S. Merriman and Co. and will most likely lose this game for the J-E-S-T all by himself. T. Jones and S. Greene COMBINED won't see 100+yards rushing, and the Bolts come out of this game with a nice victory:

Chargers - 31
NY Jets - 13

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: They were undefeated, what the fuck did you expect them to say?

I expected them to do their jobs and actually be weary of the shit schedule and the lack of defense and running game which was obvious. I was shouting it from the rooftops yet these hacks glossed over it like dumbasses.

You should be careful with that fraud label, as plenty more people are gushing about your Boys right now, so that could come back to bite you in the ASS.

No, the only people that things are coming back to bite in the ass are the sports radio hacks and the dumbasses here who kept referring to the Cowboys and Tony Romo as chokers who can't win in December. I've been saying all year that this is one of the great teams we will ever see.

And way to parrot my take on Peppers and the Vikings, mvscal. Another point I need to bring up, and I'll give credit to Chris Landry for this- I said Jared Allen would be a non-factor because of Romo's three-step drop and ZIP passes to Miles. Well, Landry added to that today when he said that the Cowboys will run the fuck out of Marion the Barbarian and Felix the Cat RIGHT AT Allen to wear his ass out and make it harder for him to rush Romo anyway. Allen is nothing but a glorified weight room dork anyway but I'm sure Garrett sees that as part of the game plan. Wear his ass down, slow him up, Romo 3 TDs 300 yards. See you next week in Big D, Warner.

I've been saying all year that this is one of the great teams we will ever see.

Don't you say that every year?

The fact they've finally broken through a little bit and snapped that ridiculous post season losing streak says more about law of averages than it does your unrivaled sports knowledge.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

I've been saying all year that this is one of the great teams we will ever see.

Don't you say that every year?

No, I said that in 2008 and was wrong, but I said it this year when every other sports pundit out there predicted the Eagles or Giants to win the East. You can't dispute that. I was the ONE person saying that Dallas would not only win the division but the Super Bowl and I gave factual reasons why and clear takes to support my point and everyone went

When it comes to Pro Football I know my shit, and this weekend will be more proof of that.
I've never felt more confident in picking games than I do with these four and there's no question in my mind that each game will go exactly the way I said it would, especially the Dallas game.

Jsc810 wrote:
Your bullshit predictions will get buttfucked in the mouth by the Saints this afternoon.

Enjoy the taste as you watch the other three games.

I can sense a fear in you Saints fans as the hour of the Final Exposition of Fraudulance approaches. What the fuck gives Saints fans this sense of bravado? Is it the ONE playoff win in franchise history? Well, technically two, but that second one was rigged for Katrina's sake.

i would respect Saints fans more if they would just say "We've had a surprise year, but we're not as good as our record indicates." But they don't. And of course they don't. They are not knowledgable of football which is why they've been suckered into thinking their team is worth a shit. Tony Romo handed your asses to you a few weeks back and that was the nail in the coffin of your fraud team. This game cannot start soon enough. I cannot WAIT until I see that stupid look on Sean Payton's face as the Saints are losing, and that little "karma" comment comes back to bite Brees.

I bet in his stupid little overhyped pregame rant he will yell at his teammates "DO NOT LOOK IN THE MIRROR AT YOUR HELMETS, BECAUSE YOU WILL REALIZE YOU'RE ON THE SAINTS!!"

New Orleans.....SUCKS

Papa Willie wrote:

Jsc810 wrote:

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:When it comes to Pro Football I know my shit, and this weekend will be more proof of that.
I've never felt more confident in picking games than I do with these four and there's no question in my mind that each game will go exactly the way I said it would

Your bullshit predictions will get buttfucked in the mouth by the Saints this afternoon.

Enjoy the taste as you watch the other three games.

14 seconds in - 7-0 Cards. You might want to tell the Saints to tackle the RB. :D

You're lying. Everyone knows Arizona can't run the ball. :twisted:

Diogenes wrote:You're lying. Everyone knows Arizona can't run the ball. :twisted:

They haven't run it for SHIT since. Nice job jinxing them, dipshit.

Cards better play MISTAKE-FREE from here on out- Saints just went up 28-14 and the Cards show NO signs of stopping that allegedly "FRAUDULENT" Saints offense....

Umm, never mind....Warner just got a pass deflected and picked off, and he got fucking LIT UP on the play.

Game over TARDogenes.

Toddowen wrote:

Diogenes wrote:
Warner'll be back.

With which team?

"FRADULENT" Saints, huh YAFJ??? :doh:

Buh bye to the following pricks:

Dio
Kurt Warner

trev wrote:Buh bye to the following pricks:

Dio
Kurt Warner

Dio I get, but what the fuck did Kurt Warner ever do to you?

trev wrote:Buh bye to the following pricks:

Dio
Kurt Warner

Good luck with that. X2

Paul wrote:

trev wrote:Buh bye to the following pricks:

Dio
Kurt Warner

Dio I get, but what the fuck did Kurt Warner ever do to you?

she's jealous of Brenda

Paul wrote:

trev wrote:Buh bye to the following pricks:

Dio
Kurt Warner

Dio I get, but what the fuck did Kurt Warner ever do to you?

You haven't seen him melting down on the sidelines? And the spikey hair, ugly face, fake christian stuff I can
do without.

Dio, what, are you going to be here talking smack the remainder of the season? Good luck with that.

at YAFJ again. The only thing that'll be funnier is when the Vikes rape the cowsnatches right in front of his horrified eyes.

trev wrote:

Paul wrote:

trev wrote:Buh bye to the following pricks:

Dio
Kurt Warner

Dio I get, but what the fuck did Kurt Warner ever do to you?

You haven't seen him melting down on the sidelines? And the spikey hair, ugly face, fake christian stuff I can
do without.

You're an idiot.

Paul wrote:"FRADULENT" Saints, huh YAFJ??? :doh:

They are a bunch of frauds. This game pissed me off to no end because people will be jacking off to the Saints once again for putting up 45. This is the same Cards defense that gave up 45 LAST WEEK, MORONS.

The defensive coordinator should be fired. The Cards suck at defense.

Plus, they had a short week and were coming off an emotional OT win. Saints were rested and healthy. The Cards played like those teams in the Saints 30th RANKED schedule. Once they were up 14 the Cards passed the rest of the game plus they have a questionable running game.

I cannot WAIT until next week in the THUPERDOME when these dickshits come out with their little pom poms or whatever when DALLAS comes to town. Oh by the way, why was some dumbass holding up a "We Believe" sign???? Isn't that an underdog cry, or when a team is down 3-0 or 3-1 in the WS and fans hold that up??? What a bunch of dumbfuck fans.

I fucking hate Drew Brees and his little smile. You know he's hiding under the fraud umbrella of his team and I cannot wait until Tony Romo returns to where he went Category Five on these soft bitches in December. WAIT UNTIL The Saints actually play a defense...the DOOMSDAY DEFENSE. They will get knocked the fuck out and they won't be able to feel comfortable with a lead because the Barbarian will kick this shitty defense in the nuts and then some. This was a Saturday afternoon game without big ratings so maybe this is a blessing in disguise. I want the Saints to be completely exposed on national TV in a Conference Title game by Romo and Ware showing what physical championship football is all about.

Dio, your team barely got a questionable win at home last week, with an over the hill, spikey-haired, hot headed QB. Anyone in their right mind knew they could not go into New Orleans and have any chance whatsoever. How am I the idiot?

trev wrote:...questionable win...

How am I the idiot?

I guess I don't really need a list.

Diogenes wrote:

trev wrote:...questionable win...

How am I the idiot?

I guess I don't really need a list.

trev has a point. You suck, dude. You had a chance to go in and end the season of these douchebags but at least we get to see them get clowned next week. Cardinals proved what a soft, pathetic team they were. Would have been too easy playing them in Big D next week. You're lucky they didn't win.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:

Diogenes wrote:

trev wrote:...questionable win...

How am I the idiot?

I guess I don't really need a list.

trev has a point. You suck, dude. You had a chance to go in and end the season of these douchebags but at least we get to see them get clowned next week. Cardinals proved what a soft, pathetic team they were. Would have been too easy playing them in Big D next week. You're lucky they didn't win.

Try having their pro-bowl corner and free safety on the sidelines against the best passing team in the NFL. Besides, you predicted they would win. Worthless fucking jinx.

ok enough about the Tards and their soft, finesse team. I saw finesse going up against finesse yesterday and just went with Zona to win. It's time to focus in on the Saints, and these ballerina bitches are going to get so much hype over the next week which is perfect in my estimation. Saints fans- watch a REAL team today at 1:00 take the field and move the ball on the GROUND against a great defensive front. This isn't Reggie Bush looking good against a shitty Tards defense. This will be Marion the Barbarian plowing over those Pro Bowl lineman, Felix the Cat wearing them down, Choice to the edge picking up first downs, and then Romo with three step drops finding Miles on post patterns. Travis Witten wideass open all day for huge gains.....Crayton burning these bitches downfield, etc.

Then, watch the best defense in football (Jets eliminated today)....Best secondary in football....fastest defense in the league....a d-line harrassing Favre all day long and DOMINATING the line of scrimmage. This is what a Super Bowl team does. None of this lucky bounce shit like the Taints. Hamlin, Sensabaugh, Jenkins, all these rising stars blanketing Favre's little rookie receivers as they melt down. I guarantee you AP will not do jackshit today because he's not a money player. He's a glorified Reggie Bitch. Felix 140 yards on the ground, Romo 300 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INTs. See you next week, frauds.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote: Saints fans- watch a REAL team today at 1:00 take the field and move the ball on the GROUND against a great defensive front.

Yes, you're going to get to see AP go off. But the Cowgirls DF is adequate at best.

Nice article on the Saints' history (in the American Spectator of all places).