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OT: Petrus update
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:08 am
by M Club
Just got this email from our favorite third-world poor black kid:
Hi Mr M Club,
How are you doing? It has been a long time without contacting. I hope you enjoyed the festive season very well. Back to my side I'm doing well and I spent my holiday with my family at north, thats why I was not access to the internet.
I just want to let you know that I got a scholarship to go and study in South Africa. So, I will depart today in the evening to Cape Town. I will be studying a new course for 4 years, vessels related course( Deck Officer or Navigation officer).
I also hope your family is fine. Have a great day sir. We will get in contact once I arrive in South Africa if there is internet.
Regards,
Petrus
Presumably the decision to move to CT was given approval by The Deciders, or, and more likely, The Deciders are the ones who made this happen. All you parsimonious fuckers who helped out with his college $$$ should be ashamed of yourselves.
I'm actually traveling through southern Africa next month. Was looking forward to seeing him for all the T1B photo ops, but guess that's not going to happen now since getting down to CT's a bit of a stretch.
Re: OT: Petrus update
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:24 am
by M Club
I will be studying a new course for 4 years, vessels related course( Deck Officer or Navigation officer).
Re: OT: Petrus update
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:20 pm
by PSUFAN
I sure hope we don't see his wide smile on CNN and Fox, being led off his ship in chains.
Can't fault the kid for going where the work is, though...
Re: OT: Petrus update
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:35 pm
by Dinsdale
The pirate jokes are pretty much writing themselves.
Re: OT: Petrus update
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:45 pm
by PrimeX
I'm a pussy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.
Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.
Re: OT: Petrus update
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:32 pm
by King Crimson
Pirate School, nice.
Re: OT: Petrus update
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:36 pm
by SunCoastSooner
Is he going to give us a gratuitous Titanic scene reset at the bow screaming "I'm the Kingggggg offfff theeeeee worllllldddd" cause that would be like allsome and stuff.
Re: OT: Petrus update
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:57 pm
by PSUFAN
I only gave him money because he brandished a cutlass.
Re: OT: Petrus update
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:28 pm
by Ken
PSUFAN wrote:I only gave him money because he brandished a cutlass.
For me, it was because my new Xbox is ship bound and on its way from somewhere ‘over there’ and he said he wouldn’t be earning his pirat… I mean, oceanic engineering degree for at least a few more years.
Re: OT: Petrus update
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:48 am
by M Club
Re: OT: Petrus update
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:53 am
by M Club
mvscal wrote:Actually, I think he's about to become pirate bait.
"Hello Mr. M Clubbing!
I have been taken captive several hundred miles off the coast of Somalia. It would be wonderful if you and your friends at T1B could raise $10,000 or else I might get my head chopped off. I believe my captors have set up a paypal account for your convenience.
Thank you in advance for your timely rescue,
P.
10% of donations set aside for drinks and other sedatives so mvscal can nurse his poor feelings over being run from his internet job, no doubt stolen by a black or brown.
