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...or Otis, Perk, TVO, Billy Barty, Dr. Lovless, Frodo, Sam the Sham, Katy's Nightstand, or whatever your preferred nic of the day is...

We're supposed to get another storm today.

Care to discuss?

Marty isn't Otis/Perk.

S'all I'm going to say about it.

Now I'm confused.

I thought it was established that Marty was Otis but not Perk, and that they were all 5'3" or shorter.

I guess I'm not following closely enough.

Nah. Perk is Otis and isn't Marty.

Mikey, I share your confusion. Sometimes I need effin Cliff's Notes to keep up with this place.

Scroll wheel performing admirably

Maybe Mikey will actually go outdoors today and get knocked out by a tree branch. I don't hope he dies or anything, just maybe gets laid out for awhile.

trev wrote: I don't hope he dies or anything, just maybe gets laid.

Gee, trev, thanks for the nice thought. Prolly won't happen on a work night, though.

Mikey, just be ready to duck. It's not like you have a pompadour or anything, so the branch will probably miss if you're quick.

If it's the only way for me to get laid (and it probably is) I just might let it hit me.

Mikey wrote:...or Otis, Perk, TVO, Billy Barty, Dr. Lovless, Frodo, Sam the Sham, Katy's Nightstand, or whatever your preferred nic of the day is...

We're supposed to get another storm today.

Care to discuss?

Fascinating thread there, Mikey.

Thanks.

I'm really starting to feel like I have something important and interesting to contribute.

Thank you for being my inspiration.

Mikey, the wind is kicking up. Mikey, it's time.

Go outside... NOW.

You know I just might.

I love running through the rain, leaping like a gazelle from puddle to puddle.

If a large eucalyptus branch breaks off and catches me across the forehead in mid-leap...well, so be it.
At least I will have lept.