Calling out JMak

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:40 am

Sweet mother of GOD are you terrible at this shit. You could suck the soupy remains of a digested Chalupa straight out of Rumplewife's locked-down gullet. It's like you're diarrhea-doping your brain, and your cranium is storing a slopbucket of godawful takes and horrendous synapses of comedy. Let's see if you can muster this: Try...just try to post something even semi funny in this thread. Can you do it, lil guy? Huh? Can ya?

GO!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:49 am

Humor and JMak have sort of a blood and turnip kind of a relationship.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:51 am

I find this callout to be both weak... and uninteresting. Who's the home team in this tilt?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:59 am

Team Mgo I believe.

But the visiting team has an edge, strategically speaking. Let's see if he can find it.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:04 am

Do I have to do it again today? Jesus.

Rack ucant.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:27 am

What are the OT rules of a call-out thread and how do they compare to the NFL and College Football?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:28 am

jiminphilly wrote:What are the OT rules of a call-out thread and how do they compare to the NFL and College Football?

After the coin flip, I'm always on offense.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:44 am

Methinks no O.T. will be necessary here, since we again have Florida playing Charleston Southern.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:06 am

This one will not count towards Mgo's bowl eligibility. Know that shit, right up front.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:23 am

Rumor has it that the SEC will extend an offer of membership based on the result of this OOC contest.

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:06 pm

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry...

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:51 pm

JMak's a Michigan fan...then again, he's going up against the likes of App St.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:57 pm

Mace wrote:Takin' a knee already?

Establishing a running game Mace.

Just make sure you call a good game okay ?

Keep it fair, keep it fair

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:00 pm

Just treating the call out for what it is...I mean really, do you guys really feel compelled to go through so much trouble to say, "you suck"? as MGo did?

No, really, was it so very amusing to see MGo go stupid and say I could suck something out of a locked-down stomach? That doesn't work on any level. It's just mashing keys until words start to appear and then titling it "Call out".

Hence, a knock-knock joke that my almost-three year old runs...figured it'd impress and entertain the rest of you ball-sucking MGo fanboys...

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:06 pm

C'mon JMak, c'mon. Get your head out of your ass in back in the game.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:13 pm

JMak wrote:Just treating the call out for what it is...I mean really, do you guys really feel compelled to go through so much trouble to say, "you suck"? as MGo did?

No, really, was it so very amusing to see MGo go stupid and say I could suck something out of a locked-down stomach? That doesn't work on any level. It's just mashing keys until words start to appear and then titling it "Call out".

Hence, a knock-knock joke that my almost-three year old runs...figured it'd impress and entertain the rest of you ball-sucking MGo fanboys...

FUCK YEAH!!! We'll flop our way back into this!

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:13 pm

Either he lost his helmet and Thurman Thomas is helping him look for it or the coaches think he has a concussion and the helmet is locked away in some trunk on the sidelines. Either way he's short a very important piece of equipment or his equipment is small to begin with. Same difference.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:16 pm

JMak, JMak, FRIDAY NIGHT, FRIDAY NIGHT, ON TWO, ON TWO. He always falls for that one.

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:19 pm

Call me uninterested. You'd be right. Funny how taking a run at someone's call out thread inspires such inane "smack" as "you suck cuz I can say 'suck shit through a straw'". Not my bag, I guess.

I prefer laughing at Lawrence Taylor's weight loss commercial and remarking that he probably lost more weight doing coke...but maybe I'm weird like that.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:24 pm

JMak, you're doing fine. Not rattled, sticking to your game. We need to break this out though and get one in the end zone - THEIR - end zone this time.

Relax, take it easy. Okay. We're gonna stick to any number of fundamental RESETS that gets Mgo going. He'll be cornered. At that point it's just a matter of playing the clock.

Now get out there and take it to 'em.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:28 pm

JMak wrote:I prefer laughing at Lawrence Taylor's weight loss commercial and remarking that he probably lost more weight doing coke.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA! I see you working, bro! Drugs...lost weight...fucking BRILLIANT!

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:30 pm

JMak wrote:Just treating the call out for what it is...I mean really, do you guys really feel compelled to go through so much trouble to say, "you suck"? as MGo did?

God forbid if some takes a minute to lay out a funny or smack-filled post when the path of least resistance works so much better. Lowest common denominator much, J-Mac?

I hereby make a motion to The Deciders™ that any post that contains more than two words is aut0-c0rrected to "you suck."

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:36 pm

I know they had too many men on the field, but WTF am I supposed to do ? The Ref is obviously a shill for the home team and we don't have instant replay yet.

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:40 pm

Hardly working you cum-burping cuckold. I just don't have the enthusiasm for this game that you do for creampies and cleaning you wife's boyfriends dick. I wish I did, but that train left long ago, kinda like your wife's appreciation for your underachieving popcock.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:38 pm

Tom In VA wrote:

I know they had too many men on the field, but WTF am I supposed to do ? The Ref is obviously a shill for the home team and we don't have instant replay yet.

$25,000 fine for comments regarding the officiating. Keep it up and I am going to make it a whole lot more.

Sincerely,

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:51 pm

JMak wrote:Funny how taking a run at someone's call out thread inspires such inane "smack" as "you suck cuz I can say 'suck shit through a straw'".

JMak wrote:I just don't have the enthusiasm for this game that you do for creampies and cleaning you wife's boyfriends dick.

Way to show me how it's done, sporto.

Look, you're fucking terrible at this. I want to toss you in a wood chipper, spread you across SFAF's lawn, and watch it DIE.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:09 pm

Looks like Mgo is pumped.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:20 pm

JMak patiently awaits his turn.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:22 pm

JMak wrote: No, really, was it so very amusing to see MGo go stupid and say I could suck something out of a locked-down stomach?

Well, it is Mgo, after all. That's as amusing as he gets.

That doesn't work on any level. It's just mashing keys until words start to appear and then titling it "Call out".

What? Are you high? That not only works, it WORKS. You've been run so bad you don't even know it
-sin,
2002

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:27 pm

Well, amusing enough that I don't have to ctrl-cuda my takes.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:31 pm

yeah, you just ctrl-DMike them

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:37 pm

Link?

Though I suppose that's better than e-rimming Biggie's jayhole.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:43 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Link?

http://thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=2

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:16 pm

Every day Cuda delights us by showing us how he can get even stupider. For the past year I have seriously expecting him to find the bottom, but it may be he's just getting started.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:30 pm

did auntie mgo go crying to you, PUS?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:45 pm

Yeah, that's how it went. He came to me crying, "Cuddles is kicking my ass on the board! Please go smack him".

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:50 pm

yes, i know.

i've always known

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:23 pm

Cooter,

Whoever led you to believe that you were any good at this has done you a tremendous disservice.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:32 pm

Heeeelp! Biggiiiiiieeeeee!!
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Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:48 am

You'll have to pardon JMak for a while. He's busy organizing a telethon for Phil Knight so that he doesn't have to go on food stamps after last week's election.