How'd it get this long,beer review

[Trampis]

Leinenkugels Sunset Wheat by the Leinenkugel Brewing Company, the pride of Chippewa Falls Wisconsin since 1867. Carefully brewed by the Leinenkugel family for five generations.(4.9% alcohol)http://leinie.com/sunset_wheat.html

Now that the beer has introduced itself with lineage and dna samples.....I wont go so far as to say it tastes like ass, its drinkable, but not worth buying again. I paid $6.25 for a 6 pack at Winco tonight for it. The flavor is best described as burnt molases with a hint of peach. The website says something about coriander, I dont know what coriander tastes like, but it must taste like this beer.

I do not recomend this beer.

[Dr_Phibes]

The flavor is best described as burnt molases with a hint of peach.

Clearly the legacy of a Nazi experiment gone wrong. The Leinenkugels of Wisconson were notorious.



I mean, look at the poor girl at the back, she's just trying to sleep it off.

[Mr T]

Sunset wheat tastes like fruity pebbles cereal.

Pretty odd taste for a beer

[smackaholic]

ahhh fukkk. did you have to go and use the words beer and wheat in the same sentence?



think i'll go hang in the basement for a few days till it blows over.

[Goober McTuber]

Here's a seasonal I'm currently stashing sixers of in the basement fridge:



Bell's Hopslam. Tons of hops balanced witha bit of honey in the brewing process. Absolutely awesome beer, surpassing anything produced in the U & L.

Take it from someone who lives in Wisconsin, anything from Leinenkugel sucks.

[Mikey]

Bunch a beer snobs up in this place.

[Goober McTuber]

You and Wolfman go ahead and enjoy your Beast Lites.

[Mikey]

You and Wolfman go ahead and enjoy your Beast Lites.

Them's fightin' words.

I'll stick to may Arrogant Bastard. It's way too good for any of you slobs.

[Goober McTuber]

Rack Bell’s Brewing for helping a choad-slurping, brainless fuckstick find common ground with a jizzmopping, cock-snorkeling paste-eater.

[smackaholic]

Hopslam- specially formulated to go along with choad slurping and paste eating.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I haven't seen that stuff over in my neck. I'm still a regular purchaser of Bell's Amber however.

[Shoalzie]

RACK the Bell's love

[Wolfman]

Ah--- Beast Light. It's cheap. You can get 12 cans of it at Publix for $6.99 plus tax. It stays cold in your fridge. It's low in calories. It will give your urinary system a good cleansing. Great for washing down pizza and other snacks. What more can be said ?
(waiting for piss water responses and other fresh jokes in ten, nine, eight.....)

[Goober McTuber]

There's nothing wrong with Beast Lite if your tastebuds are dead and the rest of your body is soon to follow. It's your perfect fixed income beer. Except that for the same $6.99 you could drink three Hopslams, get a shitload of flavor, and probably more alcohol.

[Goober McTuber]

You and Wolfman go ahead and enjoy your Beast Lites.

Them's fightin' words.

I'll stick to may Arrogant Bastard. It's way too good for any of you slobs.

I'm way too good to drink that piss-water. 7.2% alcohol? Hah! A girly beer for sure.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Ah--- Beast Light. It's cheap. You can get 12 cans of it at Publix for $6.99 plus tax. It stays cold in your fridge. It's low in calories. It will give your urinary system a good cleansing. Great for washing down pizza and other snacks. What more can be said ?
(waiting for piss water responses and other fresh jokes in ten, nine, eight.....)

It's about bang for your buck, Wolftard. $6.99 for 12 beers that have zero taste and don't make you feel funny is a goddamn ripoff.

[smackaholic]

Ah--- Beast Light. It's cheap. You can get 12 cans of it at Publix for $6.99 plus tax. It stays cold in your fridge. It's low in calories. It will give your urinary system a good cleansing. Great for washing down pizza and other snacks. What more can be said ?
(waiting for piss water responses and other fresh jokes in ten, nine, eight.....)

yeah, but, will it stand up to a decent choad? goobs wanted to know.

[smackaholic]

There's nothing wrong with Beast Lite if your tastebuds are dead and the rest of your body is soon to follow. It's your perfect fixed income beer. Except that for the same $6.99 you could drink three Hopslams, get a shitload of flavor, and probably more alcohol.

rack.

i used to be a beast fan, but, then I realized that having 2 or 3 really fukking good beers was way better than a 12 of something you had to choke down.

Life really is too short for shit beer.

[Goober McTuber]

Life really is too short for shit beer.

Life’s too short for shit posters, as well. Piss off.

[smackaholic]

SA's hefeweisen is good, but, I agree, not as good as the kraut stuff. I had a few bottle in the ARC hotel I was staying at in berchesgaden. Awesome stuff.

[Mac22]

i'll second the Bell's Amber. good shit. i'm a big fan of the different new glarus brews also... Spotted Cow, Snowshoe Red Ale, and their new Honey Bock.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

$16 for a six of Hopslam at the local Binny's. NOT in.

[Van]

But how much is that per SEMESTER??

[Goober McTuber]

$16 for a six of Hopslam at the local Binny's. NOT in.

It's worth it. Local place has it for $15.49 a sixer. Their Kenosha store had it for $52 a case.

And New Glarus is the most over-rated microbrewer in the Midwest.

[BSmack]

But how much is that per SEMESTER??

If you drank as much as I did in college, it would be the gross national product of Peru.

Just did a little taste testing myself tonight.



Not bad, but a little too bitter. I don't think it will be replacing Sierra Nevada as my Pale Ale of choice.

[Goober McTuber]

Sierra Nevada? That was the first pale ale I tried. So happy to have much better options now.

[BSmack]

Sierra Nevada? That was the first pale ale I tried. So happy to have much better options now.

I have the beer section at my local Wegmans and the realization that fatherhood means a change in drinking patterns is an imperative. I'm working my way through one sixer at a time. So far my favorites have been Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Saranac Black Forest. But hey, if you have some ideas, let me know and I'll put them on my taste test list.

[PSUFAN]

Wow, BSmack! This is big news.

[Goober McTuber]

Sierra Nevada? That was the first pale ale I tried. So happy to have much better options now.

I have the beer section at my local Wegmans and the realization that fatherhood means a change in drinking patterns is an imperative. I'm working my way through one sixer at a time. So far my favorites have been Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Saranac Black Forest. But hey, if you have some ideas, let me know and I'll put them on my taste test list.

If you have access to Bell's Brewing products, the Two-hearted Ale is a must. Arcadia Ales (also out of Michigan) currently has a double IPA called Hopmouth that is awfully good. Dogfish Head out of Maryland has some good IPAs. Sierra Nevada isn't bad, they're just moving toward macrobrew status. There has to be better options where you live.

[Mikey]

Beer is good. God is good. Allahu akbar.

Therefore Beer is God and G0D.

Simple logic.

[smackaholic]

sorry, but no beer i have tried is worth more than $10 a six. really, really, really fukking good beer can be had in these parts for 8-10 bucks. you can even catch them on sale for as low as 6.

i 'spose if i had "88 money", i might drop 16 on a six, but, i doubt it. 16 bucks is about as high as i go....for a 12.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

really, really, really fukking good beer can be had in these parts for 8-10 bucks.

Word. I dropped 11 bucks on a 6er of Bell's Amber last night. That's about as high as I'd care to go for a 6er. Amber is one of my favorite beers, and can't imagine Hopslam is soooo much better that the 5 dollar hike is worth it. I'll give it a shot some time to see what the hype is about but can't see myself purchasing it regularly at that price.

It's just beer, people.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I hear ya. I'll give it a shot.

[PSUFAN]

$16 for a six of Hopslam at the local Binny's. NOT in.

Once Shubber pays up, you'll be able to afford it, right?

How long, oh lord?

[BSmack]

If you have access to Bell's Brewing products, the Two-hearted Ale is a must. Arcadia Ales (also out of Michigan) currently has a double IPA called Hopmouth that is awfully good. Dogfish Head out of Maryland has some good IPAs. Sierra Nevada isn't bad, they're just moving toward macrobrew status. There has to be better options where you live.

I did a little looking around and Beers of the World doesn't sell Bell's products. But they do have Hopmouth and Dogfish Head IPAs. I'll give them a try sometime.

[Moving Sale]

I'd stay away from pretty much any domestic wheat beer.

That is because you are an idiot.

Celis White was the only domestic wheat beer I've ever had that was even halfway decent.

You would pick a beer that is not very good and barely a wheat beer as your shining example of American Wheat.

Stick with the Germans and Belgians if you want a good wheat beer.

Most/Many G and B's wheats are excellent but so are many wheats from other countries. New Glarus, Southern Tier and Tröegs all produce great wheats in this country while Hitachino Nest is great stuff from Asia.

Is there ANY subject you are not bassackwards on?

[Moving Sale]

You would pick a beer that is not very good and barely a wheat beer as your shining example of American Wheat.

Correct.

So it's not very good and barely a wheat beer. Gothcha. No wait there is more.

And it is more than "barely" a wheat beer.

Make up your fucking mind dolt.

Witbiers are definitive examples of the style.

In the same way Ryan Leaf is an example of a quarterback

None of them even begin to match the character and complexity of the German and Belgian wheats.

Just because you stick black cock in your mouth daily doesn't make it ok to stick words in my mouth. Try learning English.

When we need an opinion on accepting handjobs behind dumpsters from your indigent clients in lieu of payment, you'll be the first one contacted.

Dude she was HOT!

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Let us know when you feel like crawling out of mvskkkal's ass.

[Goober McTuber]

really, really, really fukking good beer can be had in these parts for 8-10 bucks.

Word. I dropped 11 bucks on a 6er of Bell's Amber last night. That's about as high as I'd care to go for a 6er. Amber is one of my favorite beers, and can't imagine Hopslam is soooo much better that the 5 dollar hike is worth it. I'll give it a shot some time to see what the hype is about but can't see myself purchasing it regularly at that price.

It's just beer, people.

It's just beer? You've obviously never tasted it. Last year I believe I stashed 7 6-packs of that shit at $15 per. It is a uniquely flavorful beer. Honest to God, if it was $25 a sixer, I would still buy 2 or 3. Look at it this way, at $15 per sixer, it's $2.50 a bottle. You'll pay more than that for a bottle of Miller Lite in a bar. If you can find Hopslam in your neighborhood, buy a sixer. If you're not totally satisfied, just say so and I'll have BSmack send you the $15.

I typically drink one bottle of that stuff per day. I also have a stash of a local microbrewer's seasonal pale ale. I might also have one of those. Beer like Hopslam is a really special treat. A 6-pack should last a week. It's on a par with a really good dessert wine. Not that I drink dessert wines, because I'm so totally NOT gay.

[jiminphilly]

If you have access to Bell's Brewing products, the Two-hearted Ale is a must. Arcadia Ales (also out of Michigan) currently has a double IPA called Hopmouth that is awfully good. Dogfish Head out of Maryland has some good IPAs. Sierra Nevada isn't bad, they're just moving toward macrobrew status. There has to be better options where you live.

I did a little looking around and Beers of the World doesn't sell Bell's products. But they do have Hopmouth and Dogfish Head IPAs. I'll give them a try sometime.

I know Wegmans sells Dogfish.. at least in my neck of the woods.

[smackaholic]

beer going bad like that is likely a result of poor brewing/bottling. it should have a fairly decent shelf life unless stored someplace really stupid like a car trunk where it cycles through huge temp changes.