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Given the current bunch of folks in charge of our federal government, I think it would be mildly amusing if at the Super Bowl 0.5 time show the Who plays "Won't Get Fooled Again." Of course it won't stop the Kool-Aid slurping Dems" from getting fooled again in this fall's elections, but what the hell.

You know what else would be amusing?



If Wolfman slipped on a piece of soap and
split his head open on the edge of the bathtub.

pop, that wasn't very nice, ya know.

funny?

yeah, a little, but, not very nice.

I use my shower so the bathtub is out. I could hit my head on the shower door, but it probably wouldn't do much damage. I'll think of something. Meanwhile I'll keep posting and maybe you all will get so dumb from reading them it will finally make Harry Reid seem like a genius.

Of course it won't stop the Kool-Aid slurping Dems"

Stranded " - ELIMINATED

Wolfman wrote:I use my shower so the bathtub is out. I could hit my head on the shower door, but it probably wouldn't do much damage. I'll think of something. Meanwhile I'll keep posting and maybe you all will get so dumb from reading them it will finally make Harry Reid seem like a genius.

That's an awful lotta readin'. Doubt anyone in here has that much time on their hands.

Wolfman wrote:I use my shower so the bathtub is out. I could hit my head on the shower door, but it probably wouldn't do much damage. I'll think of something. Meanwhile I'll keep posting and maybe you all will get so dumb from reading them it will finally make Harry Reid seem like a genius.

Break the glass door. Fall onto the broken glass, implaling your neck on a large, sharp piece that's still sticking up from the bottom of the frame.

That ought to do the trick.

all shower doors are tempered glass, dumbfukk.

you're all dr science and shit, you should know things like this.

wolfie, i think your best bet is to do what my daughter and wife do. they leave 39 bottles of shower/conditioner in the shower with no cap on them. they then knock them over as they leave the shower. this provides a pretty decent slipping hazard. i think maybe a cinderblock placed on the floor just outside of the shower would make a nice head splitting implement.

glad i could help.

I use my shower so the bathtub is out.

...paging The Snake

smackaholic wrote:all shower doors are tempered glass, dumbfukk.

you're all dr science and shit, you should know things like this.

I must have been absent the day they covered shower doors.

I'm glad you didn't miss it, though.

Besides, even if Wolfie couldn't REALLY impale himself on the shower door, it made for a nice visual. It's the thought that counts, anyway.

Maybe Mikey would do us the pleasure of falling on to his cooktop and while flailing about he slips and falls cracking his load bucket on the corner of his new counter? Sounds good to me!

load bucket?

Yeah, load bucket as in your head, jagoff. You know...that thing your cum-funnel is attached to?

Screw, stfu, ball-sniffer...are you confused? Need an attractive lady with balls to remind you that like MGo you're a cuckolded little sub-bitch...

JMak wrote:Screw, stfu, ball-sniffer...are you confused? Need an attractive lady with balls to remind you that like MGo you're a cuckolded little sub-bitch...

Oh, hey, are you being funny yet?

I'm sorry, imbecile...but where did I run scat smack? Let alone penises and scat? Let alone penises, scat, and assholes? Oh, right, I didn't you projecting little cuck.

Look, don't worry about fat Mike, mmmkay. He doesn't need advice from a little-dicked sub like you.

MGo, nice to see you... you're done readying her for her date tonight and she's rewarded you with some time on the nets? Hope you can stick around, sissy...tell us, does your wife prefer dark cock or any dick that isn't attached to you?

JMak wrote:I'm sorry, imbecile...but where did I run scat smack? Let alone penises and scat? Let alone penises, scat, and assholes? Oh, right, I didn't you projecting little cuck.

Look, don't worry about fat Mike, mmmkay. He doesn't need advice from a little-dicked sub like you.

MGo, nice to see you... you're done readying her for her date tonight and she's rewarded you with some time on the nets? Hope you can stick around, sissy...tell us, does your wife prefer dark cock or any dick that isn't attached to you?

Where did I mention scat?

Well?

I was running wife smack, dummy. I had just referred to a creampie. I then smacked you for cleaning your wife's bf's dick. Put it together.

Your wife doesn't appreciate your underachieving popcock. Hence, she has a boyfriend satisfying her, uh, needs. To further humiliate you she takes him bareback and takes his load in her cum-tunnel, I.e., a creampie. You're a good little submissive hubby that not only must witness this but also digs cleanup duty, I.e., cleaning her used chunnel and her boyfriend's dick.

No scat, no assholes...just you being the good submissive hubby doing his thang...

smackaholic wrote:all shower doors are tempered glass, dumbfukk.

True. But they shatter like a motherfucker if you hit them on the side.

^^^^^^

so Bri has experience with them ?

Wolfman wrote:^^^^^^

so Bri has experience with them ?

Just throwing a few of them in dumpaters.

Was the a funnay, Roach?

JMak wrote:Was the a funnay

Fucking ARCHIVE this brutality. Now THAT is how you lay it down. JMak - a smack BEHEMOTH!

Wolfman wrote:Given the current bunch of folks in charge of our federal government, I think it would be mildly amusing if at the Super Bowl 0.5 time show the Who plays "Won't Get Fooled Again." Of course it won't stop the Kool-Aid slurping Dems" from getting fooled again in this fall's elections, but what the hell.

You mean this guy?
Saddam: "This guy Shelby is a cut -up! Did you hear? He just suggested we block all appointments until we get our giant Defense earmarks!"