Marcus Freaking Camby
Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:31 pm
Lost 2 starting centers, and are now rolling out Camby?
Any questions about who the best GM in the NBA is anymore?
We're back, bitches.
And if things get crazystrange, next year's roster could include: Greg Oden, Joel Vanilla Gorilla, Marcus Camby, Juwan Howard (playing like a spring chicken lately-btw), and LaMarcus Whipple.
Are you fucking kidding? Yeah, why don't you drive that lane, little guy... I dare you. Shit, that lineup will give up less penetration than a chick on a blind date with Otis.
Of course, Pryzbilla has an opt-out after this season. Since he went down, we figured there's no way in hell he'd exercise it, since he's damaged good (nasty injury), and he's got a huuuuge pile of guaranteed jack sitting on the table for another year... but if Camby works out (unrestricted FA after this season), there might be a Pryz trade in the works, who knows.
But with Oden underachieving his first 3 seasons due to injury, the anticipated bigbucks to keep him have gone down to medium-bucks (he'll still get overpaid, but not a near-max deal that most guys in his position would expect), and with Camby off the books, the upcoming summer is looking like crazyawesome days for Rip City.
Maybe keep Camby?
Maybe go after Bosch (my money says he stays put, or ends up in Miami or NY)?
There's that douchebag of a free-agent elephant in the room in Cleveland, but I'll bet he stays put.
But Portland could end up being an attractive market to aging ringseekers, for sure... I'm sure James Posey will be hitting KP up for a job, assuming Robert Horry or Steve Kerr doesn't beat him to it.
Any questions about who the best GM in the NBA is anymore?
We're back, bitches.
And if things get crazystrange, next year's roster could include: Greg Oden, Joel Vanilla Gorilla, Marcus Camby, Juwan Howard (playing like a spring chicken lately-btw), and LaMarcus Whipple.
Are you fucking kidding? Yeah, why don't you drive that lane, little guy... I dare you. Shit, that lineup will give up less penetration than a chick on a blind date with Otis.
Of course, Pryzbilla has an opt-out after this season. Since he went down, we figured there's no way in hell he'd exercise it, since he's damaged good (nasty injury), and he's got a huuuuge pile of guaranteed jack sitting on the table for another year... but if Camby works out (unrestricted FA after this season), there might be a Pryz trade in the works, who knows.
But with Oden underachieving his first 3 seasons due to injury, the anticipated bigbucks to keep him have gone down to medium-bucks (he'll still get overpaid, but not a near-max deal that most guys in his position would expect), and with Camby off the books, the upcoming summer is looking like crazyawesome days for Rip City.
Maybe keep Camby?
Maybe go after Bosch (my money says he stays put, or ends up in Miami or NY)?
There's that douchebag of a free-agent elephant in the room in Cleveland, but I'll bet he stays put.
But Portland could end up being an attractive market to aging ringseekers, for sure... I'm sure James Posey will be hitting KP up for a job, assuming Robert Horry or Steve Kerr doesn't beat him to it.