This is some quality reading material. I like this one:
Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:57 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Bwahaha. He threw the money back at her.
Good time for a classic reset:
Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:57 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:58 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Fucking bwahah:
Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:04 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:57 pm
by jiminphilly
Once again NJ living up to its reputation as the armpit of America.
Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:26 am
by Trampis
Good reason to get rid of tollboothes. Thats got to be the lowest rung on the government job ladder.
"Where do you work?"
"Oh, a toll booth"
"What, you couldnt get a job at a convienence store?"
The nice people that work at The Bridge of The Gods tollbooth excluded of course.
Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:39 am
by R-Jack
Fuck you ya fuckin uppity bitch. I'll fuckin fuck you and all of ya lesbian fish-eating friends in front of ya fucking mothas. Ya gonna die bitch. I'm comin outta tha boooooooooootha!
Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:35 am
by JMak
RACK Adam Sandler and the reset...
Oh my fucking leg...
Have another one ya fucking lush...
Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:26 pm
by mvscal
Trampis wrote:"Where do you work?"
"Oh, a toll booth"
"What, you couldnt get a job at a convienence store?"
Are you fucking kidding? Do you have any idea how much toll booth trolls make?
In New Jersey the median hourly wage is $20.86. Not too shabby considering the only job requirement is that you have an ass to park on the stool in the booth.
Going to visit my sister in Tulsa last December, my daughter inadvertantly drove thru the PASS lane on the Oklahoma turnpike.
A few weeks later a letter arrives in my mailbox from the OTA. They've got a fucking picture, clear as day, of her license plate. They tracked me down as the car is registered in my name. $25 ticket for a buck fifty toll. Yeah, I paid it.
Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:59 am
by Van
Wags wrote:Going to visit my sister in Tulsa last December, my daughter inadvertantly laughingly drove thru the PASS lane on the Oklahoma turnpike.
~while doing 85 mph somewhere on a lonesome prairie highway, a young girl immediately begins to frantically mash away on her Blackberry~
Like, OMG! Becky, I just totally blew off some skeez in a toll booth! LOL!!!! And I'm in Daddy's hooptie Pontiac - you know what 'Pontiac' stands for, right? :giggle: - so they can't do dick to me! LOL!!!! Hit me back, girl! xoxoxox ;-0
Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:01 am
by PSUFAN
Were did little Wagette get this blimp-sized sense of entitlement?
