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Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:06 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
It seems pretty intense.

Why the acrimony?

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:11 pm
by indyfrisco
Since Kaley was banned long ago and the Kaley/Paul feud died, Screwy and Goobs felt the need to carry the torch.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:41 pm
by Goober McTuber
Martyred wrote:It seems pretty intense.

Why the acrimony?
I've never liked jizz-moppers. But it's all in good fun. I don't hate Screwball.

I hate Canadiens.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:54 pm
by Mikey
They're in each other's domes.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:57 pm
by Mikey
And I'm pretty sure they're both anklebiting.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:58 pm
by Tom In VA
I thought it was just NCAA Hockey smack carried over into day to day operations.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:13 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screwball can’t run NCAA hockey smack. His team has won 4 games all year, while the mighty Badgers are headed for the title game.

I think Mikey might (like Katy) have a little Canadien in him.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:18 pm
by indyfrisco
Goober McTuber wrote:I think Mikey might (like Katy) have a little Canadien in him.
LIBEL! SLANDER!!! LAWSUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:37 pm
by Mikey
Goober McTuber wrote:Screwball can’t run NCAA hockey smack. His team has won 4 games all year, while the mighty Badgers are headed for the title game.

I think Mikey might (like Katy) have a little Canadien in him.

Fightin' words dawg. I don't even spell Canadian with an "e".

I'll bet you say aboot, though. Eh?

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:59 pm
by Goober McTuber
Mikey wrote: I'll bet you say aboot, though. Eh?
Yeah. As in, how about I put aboot squarely up your ass, eh?

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:24 pm
by JMak
I thought it was the absence of KY. Both they asses are a little chapped it seems...

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:44 am
by smackaholic
Goober McTuber wrote: I think Mikey might (like Katy) have a little Canadien in him.
leave perk out of this.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:53 am
by mvscal
They dislike each other.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:53 am
by PSUFAN
This is an OLD Upper Midwest dustup. Goober' Unk Olaf was school friends with Screw's Great Grandad Nikolai. Olaf said Nikki's mom had square tits - which of course was true. Nik would have taken it in stride...until he caught Olaf crouching in the outhouse shit trench, trying to get a look at O's sister's fur pelt before getting coated in her waste.

Then it was on, and has been ever since. They've actually toned it down quite a bit - they used to be so FUCKING PISSED that they couldn't even address each other - sorta like Katy's scabbed up dripping fishflaps.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:08 am
by Van
That was downright earthy.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:30 am
by Tom In VA
As soon as I saw Olaf ....

Image

Was telling the story.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:06 pm
by Arch Angel
PSUFAN wrote:This is an OLD Upper Midwest dustup. Goober' Unk Olaf was school friends with Screw's Great Grandad Nikolai. Olaf said Nikki's mom had square tits - which of course was true. Nik would have taken it in stride...until he caught Olaf crouching in the outhouse shit trench, trying to get a look at O's sister's fur pelt before getting coated in her waste.

Then it was on, and has been ever since. They've actually toned it down quite a bit - they used to be so FUCKING PISSED that they couldn't even address each other - sorta like Katy's scabbed up dripping fishflaps.
Rack

Funny as hell.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:08 pm
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: I think Mikey might (like Katy) have a little Canadien in him.
leave perk out of this.
You really catch on fast.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:15 pm
by Arch Angel
Hey Goober, are you on the eastern side of Wisconsin near Green Bay?

I heard the peeps on that side of the state purposely go to Upper Michigan, kill their animals, take their women and if they have time, piss in their beer and then tell them have a nice fucking day.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:18 pm
by Goober McTuber
Arch,

I am in Madison. We just look at Michigan and laugh.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:31 pm
by Screw_Michigan
A board needs its tards like Gobbles McFucktard, and those tards need to get the shit kicked out of them. I'm performing a public service.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:50 pm
by Mikey
There's an eastern and western Wisconsin?

I thought it was just Wisconsin.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:01 pm
by Arch Angel
Mikey wrote:There's an eastern and western Wisconsin?

I thought it was just Wisconsin.
Oh there is a difference. All the major towns are on the eastern side and kind of full of themselves and kind of thumb their noses to the ones from the west. As for the west, mostly farmlands and two cities if you can call them that in LaCrosse and Eau Claire.


As for Madtown,it is a nice neutral location because you can swing either direction.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:03 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
because you can swing either direction.
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Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:28 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:A board needs its tards like Gobbles McFucktard, and those tards need to get the shit kicked out of them.
Let me know if you ever plan to get started on that, you Charles De Mar wannabe.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:43 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Arch Angel wrote:I heard the peeps on that side of the state purposely go to Upper Michigan, kill their animals, take their women and if they have time, piss in their beer and then tell them have a nice fucking day.
Poaching the Upper Peninsula for Rumplewives because your own women are so horrendous isn't much of a bragging right. Just be careful when you're hunting and fucking up there, as the women and the animals are indistinguishable. But something tells me you guys aren't too picky.

Your instincts to piss in beer doesn't surprise me considering what Milwaukee has been feeding you for years.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:17 pm
by Arch Angel
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Arch Angel wrote:I heard the peeps on that side of the state purposely go to Upper Michigan, kill their animals, take their women and if they have time, piss in their beer and then tell them have a nice fucking day.
Poaching the Upper Peninsula for Rumplewives because your own women are so horrendous isn't much of a bragging right. Just be careful when you're hunting and fucking up there, as the women and the animals are indistinguishable. But something tells me you guys aren't too picky.

Your instincts to piss in beer doesn't surprise me considering what Milwaukee has been feeding you for years.
okay, I admit, nice tight smack back.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:33 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
This place is an epic way to keep your smack tight. But odds are, you will get punked on an occasion.

Re: Can someone explain the Goober/Screwey feud?

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:02 pm
by Dinsdale
Preseason smack camp. Brutal, personal, and crude.