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Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:48 pm
by BSmack
Nice to see Chucky D aligning the Orcas.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/2 ... 75408.html

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:54 pm
by Tom In VA
That's a whale of a story.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:59 pm
by Mikey
Must have been the fish smell.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:46 pm
by Tom In VA
Jsc810 wrote:removed his clothing and jumped in with the whale.
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Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:52 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
She died?? Fuggin amateur.

-Rumps

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:57 pm
by Q, West Coast Style
But Jim Solomons of the Orlando County Sheriff's Office, said the trainer slipped or fell into the whale's tank, which seemed to contradict Biniak's description.

"This appears to be an accidental death, a tragic death," Solomons said.
Um, I don't think the whale thinks it was an accidental death.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:57 am
by PSUFAN
Nothing like the smell of ELIMINATED DNA in the morning.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:37 am
by Diego in Seattle
She could have used a bigger boat.

Sin,
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Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:39 am
by jiminphilly
Diego in Seattle wrote:She could have used a bigger boat.

Sin,
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I don't get it.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:47 am
by Tom In VA
You don't "get" Jaws resets, you RACK THEM.


RACK Diego

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:06 am
by jiminphilly
Tom In VA wrote:You don't "get" Jaws resets, you RACK THEM.


RACK Diego

If somehow this Orca was killing fisherman/poachers out in the ocean it might be appropriate but since no boat was involved in this whole story I'm not sure how a Jaws reset applies.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:09 am
by Q, West Coast Style
Ya'll know me. You know how I earn a living. I'll catch this bird for ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad mammal. Not like goin' down to the pond chasin' bluegills or tommy cods. This whale, swallow you whole. A little shakin', a little tenderizin'... down you go. And we gotta do it quick. That'll bring back the tourists. That'll put your park on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than 3,000 bucks, Chief. I'll find 'im for 3, but I'll catch 'im, and kill 'im, for ten. You gotta make up your minds. Gonna stay alive and ante up? You wanna play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter? I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this theme park. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that, you get the head, the tail, the blowhole, the whole damn thing
Sin,

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Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:18 am
by poptart
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I LOLed at Shamu Stadium





Survival of the Fattest.

Oh well.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:42 am
by Diego in Seattle
Yet another immigrant kills an American.

Immigration Reform Now!!

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:52 am
by R-Jack
I kinda laugh at how they are called orcas after they kill someone.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:15 am
by Tom In VA
Serving up a DOUBLE RACK for Q.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:28 am
by Diego in Seattle
Sham Wow!!

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:29 am
by Stanley Pickkkle
Darwin doesn't have anything to do with this topic.

Fukkking morons.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:33 am
by Tom In VA
Pickle you're concerning me. Are you in pain ?


Sincerely Your iPal,
Tom In VA

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:35 am
by Stanley Pickkkle
Tom In VA wrote:Pickle you're concerning me. Are you in pain ?


Sincerely Your iPal,
Tom In VA


No, I'm not in pain. Just insane. :D

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:36 am
by Tom In VA
Cool. Enjoy your episode.


v/r
Tom In VA

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:44 am
by Stanley Pickkkle
Tom In VA wrote:Cool. Enjoy your episode.


v/r
Tom In VA

Well, my episode of insanity has lasted since 2003.


Anyhoo...can you tell me how a Whale Trainer getting killed by a whale has anything to do with "Darwin" and evolution of the speices???

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:51 am
by Tom In VA
Well it's like this dude. When human beings have the hubris to lock up wild animals and think we can train them to be cute cuddly show creatures without the potential for adverse consequences - AND - when those adverse consequence come about ... it's called "Social Darwinism".

This beast killed two people before, okay one - the dude deserved it and was probably killing himself. We won't lay that one on the beast.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:59 am
by The Seer
Israeli killer whale robotic anti-arab assault mechanism that jammed...

LTSTARD

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:59 am
by Stanley Pickkkle
Tom In VA wrote:Well it's like this dude. When human beings have the hubris to lock up wild animals and think we can train them to be cute cuddly show creatures without the potential for adverse consequences - AND - when those adverse consequence come about ... it's called "Social Darwinism".

This beast killed two people before, okay one - the dude deserved it and was probably killing himself. We won't lay that one on the beast.


Well, I don't really think that's the defintion of "Rack Darwin" especially when people have been successfully training these beasts and entertaining audiences for decades.


For me, the definition of "Rack Darwin" is when a bunch of NI.GGERS that can't swim try to wade across a river...step into a deep hole in the water and subsequently drown.

Or maybe the mvscal that tries to steal copper from a high voltage wire. That's the defintion of "Rack Darwin"....not this peculiar anomally.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:00 am
by Tom In VA
I completely accept that as your opinion on this topic.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:50 am
by Stanley Pickkkle
Can somebody please explain that last post from Toddownen for me.


I don't get it? :?

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:06 am
by Stanley Pickkkle
Toddowen wrote:
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I'm not crazy, god dammit....I tell you....I'm NOT fukkking crazy!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:54 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Jsc810 wrote:This is the third time this particular whale (Tilikum) has killed someone...
[dins]He only has one confirmed prior kill. The nekid homeless dude was found bruised & scratched, but he died of hypothermia (the water is about 50º). So the bruises & scratches could have come after he died.[/dins]

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:06 pm
by smackaholic
Diego in Seattle wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:This is the third time this particular whale (Tilikum) has killed someone...
[dins]He only has one confirmed prior kill. The nekid homeless dude was found bruised & scratched, but he died of hypothermia (the water is about 50º). So the bruises & scratches could have come after he died.[/dins]
so, shamu still gets an assist, doesn't he?

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:11 pm
by Diego in Seattle
smackaholic wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:This is the third time this particular whale (Tilikum) has killed someone...
[dins]He only has one confirmed prior kill. The nekid homeless dude was found bruised & scratched, but he died of hypothermia (the water is about 50º). So the bruises & scratches could have come after he died.[/dins]
so, shamu still gets an assist, doesn't he?
Tillikum does.

[dins]Shamu died decades ago.[/dins]

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:44 pm
by Tom In VA
I'm telling you. This isn't an isolated incident. This is a sign.

Gozer the Gozarian is on his way.
...It contains hundreds of sharks from the reef, nurse, sand tiger and leopard families

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... z0gYxrINdR
...
I think we've offended him.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:10 pm
by Cueball
Looks like Tilikum will retire 3 and 0

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:14 pm
by SunCoastSooner
Cueball wrote:Looks like Tilikum will retire 3 and 0

He should have gotten a title shot... I think he could have taken the San Diego Shamu in less than three rounds.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:31 pm
by Derron
Stanley Pickkkle wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Well it's like this dude. When human beings have the hubris to lock up wild animals and think we can train them to be cute cuddly show creatures without the potential for adverse consequences - AND - when those adverse consequence come about ... it's called "Social Darwinism".

This beast killed two people before, okay one - the dude deserved it and was probably killing himself. We won't lay that one on the beast.


Well, I don't really think that's the defintion of "Rack Darwin" especially when people have been successfully training these beasts and entertaining audiences for decades.


For me, the definition of "Rack Darwin" is when a bunch of NI.GGERS that can't swim try to wade across a river...step into a deep hole in the water and subsequently drown.


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Or maybe the mvscal that tries to steal copper from a high voltage wire. That's the defintion of "Rack Darwin"....not this peculiar anomally.

Re: Rack Darwin!!!

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:04 am
by Screw_Michigan
Rack Chuck D, striking in the the World's Biggest Little Shithole: Elkhart County, Indiana. I wish this would happen to people who won't bother to watch where they are walking because they are glued to their fucking phones while walking down the sidewalk. Fuck you.
Police: Texting bicyclist struck by pickup in Elkhart County

By JASON OVERHOLT
WSBT-TV Reporter

A witness at the scene of a Tuesday morning accident said a man on a bicycle was texting when he drifted into the path of a pickup truck.

The 18-year-old bicyclist, Jeffery Cook of Elkhart, was heading southwest on the north shoulder of State Road 120, just west of County Road 21. Around 4:45 a.m. a witness who was with him said he drifted into the path of a pickup truck that was also headed southwest.

Police say the man received compound fractures to his leg and a closed head injury. He was airlifted to Memorial Hospital in South Bend.