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The Blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her inner thigh. Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that location.

She responds 'It's really cool. If you put your ear up against it, you can smell the ocean.'

Go fuck yourself, pipelick.

all time best?

for you, maybe.

smackaholic wrote:all time best?

for you, maybe.

Well, yeah. It does say "My" in the title, dipshit.

I will RACK sfaf for trying. It's a HELL of a lot better than not trying.

If you're not trying, go chortle down a chipotle-flecked assloaf.

A crippled passenger ferry is taking in water at sea and sinking. The Captain comes over the loudspeaker saying:

"Sorry it's had to come to this folks, but we're going to have to start throwing people overboard trying to save this ship. We've decided to do it in alphabetical order.

Any African Americans onboard? Report up front immediately."

A little black boy sitting in back turns to his mother: "Momma, aren't we African Americans?

Momma turns and says "No boy, today we is Ni...ggers."

The little black boy then turns to the Mexican kid sitting next to him with a big smile on his face.

The Mexican kid says: I don't know what you're smiling about, I'm a wetback!"

:doh:

What has seven arms and sucks?



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