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Would you date this woman?

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:07 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Well, Kevin Johnson would. And, without a doubt, Poptard would. In fact, KJ just proposed to her :shock: :shock: :pickle:

DC Schools Superintendent Michelle Rhee (right) must be one of those high-achieving, ambitious, high-class skanks that :scs: :scs: :scs: dates on a regular basis. He can go fuck himself.

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I'll forgive you if you vomit after reading this.
He and Michelle Rhee were in Seattle together, but the timing felt off. On another day in Sacramento, "I'd just gotten off a long flight," Rhee recalls. "Maybe he saw I was exhausted. Anyway, he didn't give me the ring then, either."

Johnson drew it out for so long that Rhee's daughters -- Starr, 11, and Olivia, 8 -- began asking him what that suspicious lump was.

Then on Oct. 30, after the couple saw "A Streetcar Named Desire" at the Kennedy Center, Johnson suggested they catch some night air and visit the Capitol.

"I said, 'It's cold! What do you want to go over to the Capitol for?' " Rhee recalls.

I just want to go, Johnson answered. And there they were, two souls shivering, when Johnson dug into his pocket and popped the question.

But truth is, this is about as romantic as it gets between Johnson, a former NBA all-star and hard-charging first-term mayor of this Northern California city, and Rhee, the take-no-prisoners chancellor of the D.C. public school system.

They are not Romeo and Juliet. Let others get weak-kneed over love poems.

He's got homeless souls to get off the streets. She's got thousands of schoolchildren to rescue. Conferences and urban-themed seminars and books and position papers and think-tank get-togethers dominate their lives. This is the way they roll, Johnson and Rhee. There's work to be done.

Save Sacramento.

Save the schoolkids of D.C.

"We're both reformers," Johnson says proudly.

Re: Would you date this woman?

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:11 pm
by Dinsdale
Depends -- if by "date," you meant "build up a nose-bridge where evolution left one out by mounding up dried jizz"... then probably.

Re: Would you date this woman?

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:17 pm
by Screw_Michigan
:lol:

No, pumping and dumping is not considered "dating" in this instance, Dins.

Re: Would you date this woman?

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:25 pm
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote:No, pumping and dumping is not considered "dating"

Oh...

Then remind me to not engage in any future discussions of this "dating" thingy.

Re: Would you date this woman?

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:27 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Well, at least in this instance.

As Tom Leykis used to say: "Dating = porking."

Re: Would you date this woman?

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:01 pm
by Mikey
Johnson drew it out for so long that Rhee's daughters -- Starr, 11, and Olivia, 8 -- began asking him what that suspicious lump was.
So, I guess he's really after the daughters?