BarFlie Interview

[Imus]

Ok here it is. BarFlie, we'd like to know a little more about you.

Just to crack the ice, here is an opening softball:

We know you spent time in Viet Nam, what warm memories do you have of the place?



Thanks for joining in.

[BarFlie]

My good friend Imus, how are you my man?

Many golden moments in the Nam Don. One was body surfing in the South China sea. There were some really great waves a couple of days prior to Typhoon Bess making land fall. It was great. My first Typhoon.

[Carson]

Charlie don't surf!!!

[BarFlie]

[Imus]

Well thank you. I knew a Bess once, she was more like a Niagra, rhymes with viagra, kinda like a typhoon I would guess. Ah but I digress.

For several years now, there has been an ongoing discussion about a certain "trait" that female orientals may or may not have. Now with an expert in our midst, namely you, it would be remiss of me not to take the opportunity to ask the question.

We wonder, do they run up and down or do the go sideways? Are they all alike? And is that old saying really true: "Big girl big pussy, little girl all pussy?

Thanks sir

[Goober McTuber]

It figures you’d need to have another guy explain pussy to you. Fucking tool.