T1B

Admins, would you ever consider a feature like this? You'd have to be registered and logged in to access and view the threads
in Cul De Smack.

It's to keep creepy lurkers and stalkers away and encourage guests to register and participate. I hear it worked for Troll Train. Toot-toot.

Huh? What's that supposed to mean?

Todd, when I hear about innovative new message board ideas, I just like to pass them along here.
No need to be so hostile.

Todd, you're not as well traveled across the CoF it would appear.

Marty likes his drama.

I read this forum all the time. I don't post much, however this tard Martyred wants to lock out me it seems. "creepy lurkers and stalkers "~ tard
I am genuinely flummosed by this attitude .Just so your position is clear, Martyed.You have reasonable doubts that a that people that check in to T1B and don't post all the time are "creeeeepy" Go burn a book asswipe

upstart wrote:I read this forum all the time. I don't post much, however this tard Martyred wants to lock out me it seems. "creepy lurkers and stalkers "~ tard
I am genuinely flummosed by this attitude .Just so your position is clear, Martyed.You have reasonable doubts that a that people that check in to T1B and don't post all the time are "creeeeepy" Go burn a book asswipe

Who the fuck are you calling tard, tard? You are obviously registered and logged in, so it wouldn't apply to you.

Lurk more, post...well, never would be good.

Toddowen wrote:Why are you so concerned about who is lurking?

And also....blocking access to the outside world would prevent new posters from finding this board, wouldn't it? There must be someone who would pass your criteria out there.

I agree Todd. Why hide a board?

mvscal wrote:

upstart wrote:I read this forum all the time. I don't post much, however this tard Martyred wants to lock out me it seems. "creepy lurkers and stalkers "~ tard
I am genuinely flummosed by this attitude .Just so your position is clear, Martyed.You have reasonable doubts that a that people that check in to T1B and don't post all the time are "creeeeepy" Go burn a book asswipe

Who the fuck are you calling tard, tard? You are obviously registered and logged in, so it wouldn't apply to you.

Lurk more, post...well, never would be good.

I call anyone that trys to stop people from laying down their opinion a fucking a tard. I also do the same to assholes that attempt to keep people from reading posts on a internet forum. Are you an a fucktard too ?

upstart wrote:I call anyone that trys to stop people from laying down their opinion a fucking a tard.

You have to REGISTER and LOGIN to lay down an opinion, you fucking shitstain. Why is this so difficult for you to comprehend, idiot?

Screw_Michigan wrote:You have to REGISTER and LOGIN to lay down an opinion, you fucking shitstain. Why is this so difficult for you to comprehend, idiot?

^^^^ get's it

Screw_Michigan wrote:

upstart wrote:I call anyone that trys to stop people from laying down their opinion a fucking a tard.

You have to REGISTER and LOGIN to lay down an opinion, you fucking shitstain. Why is this so difficult for you to comprehend, idiot?

Irrelevant,simply put, you're an idiot. What the tard is suggesting is to close down the forum to those people like me.

aren't all of us registered and loged in right now dude?

upstart wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:

upstart wrote:I call anyone that trys to stop people from laying down their opinion a fucking a tard.

You have to REGISTER and LOGIN to lay down an opinion, you fucking shitstain. Why is this so difficult for you to comprehend, idiot?

Irrelevant,simply put, you're an idiot. What the tard is suggesting is to close down the forum to those people like me.

You are easily the dumbest motherfucker to ever clack his dickbeaters across the keyboard anywhere on the net. Seriously. You don't get it. You never will get it. Every time you mash the submit button, you further the frontiers of human imbecility. You would be well advised to quit while you're behind. I'm counting the days until you are found face down in a bowl of paintchips.

Toddowen wrote:There's not even that many people visiting this board anymore. Ususally it's under 10, even during what would be termed "prime-time" hours.

Must be the right couple of lurkers, eh Marty? Who in particular are the peeps that you want served with a restraining order?

Marty,

whenever I am feeling rudderless, as you seem to be now, I just go Ask the Imam.

KC Scott wrote:Kaotis does it beacuse they're afraid to see what lies their writing about the rest of the boards

Is that what it is? I thought it might be embarassment. The time I saw it was completely spammed with the tedious, mundane details of Cunty's life. It was like watching LK Pick on speed bender.

mvscal wrote:

You are easily the dumbest motherfucker to ever clack his dickbeaters across the keyboard anywhere on the net. Seriously. You don't get it. You never will get it. Every time you mash the submit button, you further the frontiers of human imbecility. You would be well advised to quit while you're behind. I'm counting the days until you are found face down in a bowl of paintchips.

You should be eliminated from the gene pool you worthless parasites.Now run along and spare me from the most pitiful and pathetic takes i've seen on this forum.

I laugh

i laffed too

Toddowen wrote:One of these boards is rumored to have this "private message" thing in their arsenal that enable users to operate in almost complete stealth.

We've got upgrade here and achieve that capability. Until then, this entire board is compromised.

VB>phpBB

I know I own a board and have used both...

upstart wrote:I don't post much, however this tard Martyred wants to lock out me it seems.

Pretty deece.

upstart wrote:I call anyone that trys to stop people from laying down their opinion a fucking a tard.

Awesome.

upstart wrote:I laugh

upstart wrote:I read this forum all the time. I don't post much, however this tard Martyred wants to lock out me it seems. "creepy lurkers and stalkers "~ tard
I am genuinely flummosed by this attitude .Just so your position is clear, Martyed.You have reasonable doubts that a that people that check in to T1B and don't post all the time are "creeeeepy" Go burn a book asswipe

You need to post more often, upstart. You may be an industrial strength, window-licking retard, but you’re a fucking hoot.

Goober McTuber wrote: You need to post more often, upstart. You may be an industrial strength, window-licking retard, but you’re a fucking hoot.

So he's definitely in your league then, Gobbles. Good to hear. You need the practice.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: You need to post more often, upstart. You may be an industrial strength, window-licking retard, but you’re a fucking hoot.

So he's definitely in your league then, Gobbles. Good to hear. You need the practice.

I Know He Is But What Are You? Brilliant.

Step up your game, bitch.

upstart wrote: Go burn a book asswipe

I had to highlight this. The sheer randomness of this insult and the utter uselessness it has pertaining to this topic or its target is easily the funniest thing in this thread.

Outfuckingstanding.

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R-Jack wrote:

upstart wrote: Go burn a book asswipe

I had to highlight this. The sheer randomness of this insult and the utter uselessness it has pertaining to this topic or its target is easily the funniest thing in this thread.

Outfuckingstanding.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

How does something like this "upstart" error even happen?

Van wrote:How does something like this "upstart" error even happen?

Drunk teenagers both with lust in their eyes and an extra chromosone in their dna.