Martyred vs. Velo

[velocet]

Yeah, I miss him reminding everyone what a "legend" he was.

You said the same thing on this board a while ago. I'd link that one up too but I can't find it.

How about a little proof of what you claim?






velocet

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Why?

You posting about the golden days of "ye smacke of olde" isn't proof enough?

Go play in the traffic over at Mag7. They are easily impressed, I hear.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

In days of yore...

Yes...................we know....

[velocet]

Where did I explicitly claim to be a legend?



Where did I even hint as much?


If I refer to old skool smack, it isn't about me running it the vast majority of the time. It refers to someone else's 'bode.





velocet

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Where did I explicitly claim to be a legend?



Where did I even hint as much?


If I refer to old skool smack, it isn't about me running it the vast majority of the time. It refers to someone else's 'bode.





velocet

You live in the past because you haven't brought any "game" since Saddam scratched his itchy beard in that dirt-hole.

Go fuck off and start TNW Redux if you want a knitting circle wank-a-thon. I care little for your sepia-toned vignettes.

[velocet]

In days of yore...

Yes...................we know....

Nope. I don't self prop. I don't even post much. Never have. Anywhere.

So you have a retarded fantasy about the "Velocetian Marketing Tour" when the fact is... I remember things and post about 'em?

Do you know that sometimes people get a chuckle out of what we call "resets"?


The best part of this is, this shambles of a line of attack you're peddling consistently keeps two words together in the same thought-process: "velocet" and "legend."


Good one. Thanks man!





velocet

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

In days of yore...

Yes...................we know....

Nope. I don't self prop. I don't even post much. Never have. Anywhere.

So you have a retarded fantasy about the "Velocetian Marketing Tour" when the fact is... I remember things and post about 'em?

Do you know that sometimes people get a chuckle out of what we call "resets"?


The best part of this is, this shambles of a line of attack you're peddling consistently keeps two words together in the same thought-process: "velocet" and "legend."


Good one. Thanks man!





velocet

I never claimed you "self prop" or that you announced any "legend" status. Read carefully.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Don't you be starting shit, Scott.

[PSUFAN]

velo, it appears we are once again municipal adversaries - this time for Google Fiber.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...this time for Google Fiber.

"A-HA!!!! Got you this time, you spreadsheeting, personal info whore-master!!!"

Sincerely, Coods

[velocet]

I never claimed you "self prop" or that you announced any "legend" status. Read carefully.

Ok, if you just wanna lie your way out of backing up your claim.

Don't you be starting shit, Scott.

Did I ever tell you about when KC Scott trolled the living hell outta canibus skilla once upon a time? Oh, it was epic. See, he had this troll on SCIII that gave skilla fits over the dodgy outcome of the SmackOff canibus had just "won." Then Scott outted this troll in an in-your-face fashion on TNW and canibus wasn't really heard from again on that board.

Oh, and there's more to come, since you like it so.






velocet

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Then Scott outted this troll in an in-your-face fashion on TNW and canibus wasn't really heard from again on that board.

Oh, and there's more to come, since you like it so.

Wow-weeee, Papa Velo! Tell us more! Is it true a bottle of Pepsi only cost a nickel?

[velocet]

velo, it appears we are once again municipal adversaries - this time for Google Fiber.

errrrrrrm, I have no idea what that is. I guess I'll... google it.

Then Scott outted this troll in an in-your-face fashion on TNW and canibus wasn't really heard from again on that board.

Oh, and there's more to come, since you like it so.

Wow-weeee, Papa Velo! Tell us more! Is it true a bottle of Pepsi only cost a nickel?

So I'm your daddy? Yeah, your issues sure as hell are starting to show through.




velocet

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'm in a bad mood tonight for other reasons.

My warning to you is...don't get caught in the crosshairs.

[velocet]

Whoa, who changed the thread title? I never said I wanted him gone... and to discount the possibility that he could win it is preposterous.

I don't really have a beef with it if the powers that be want the title that way... Just don't expect that to be a binding outcome, if you don't mind.

I'm in a bad mood tonight for other reasons.

My warning to you is...don't get caught in the crosshairs.

Oh, you're not doing too well in the lilian vernon thread either, huh? Thing is, you should rescind your warning because remember, I'm not just picking a fight with you out of the blue. You had something to say, dig?

And "as a powerful smack legend" I deem it necessary that you feel utterly grateful and outright honoured that I would even deign notice your miniscule presence.








velocet

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Look pal...all I have to do is wait you out, because once you've run your "Velo's Travelling Time Machine Of Far-Out Smack" schtick and you find that nobody's lining up to suck your cock, you'll move along to greener (and dumber) pastures.

See you again in another 6 years, slappy. I'm sure you'll shower us with your magical tales then, too.

[velocet]

Look pal...all I have to do is wait you out, because once you've run your "Velo's Travelling Time Machine Of Far-Out Smack" schtick and you find that nobody's lining up to suck your cock, you'll move along to greener (and dumber) pastures.

There you go again with your delusional notion about my motivation with respect to posting 'round here. My m.o. has nothing to do with being a h.o.m.o. and getting a cyber bj on a board of mostly dudes. Lots of posters get racked all the time because this is a total meritocracy. I like to try to entertain. It doesn't always work, but the fact is that the true heavy lifters (those who post a whole lot all the time) around here entertain me and I'm motivated to give back. That's it.

See you again in another 6 years, slappy. I'm sure you'll shower us with your magical tales then, too.

Yeah, I see this is third time that you've indicated that you like the idea of me out of here... that's grounds for claiming residency in your dome.





velocet

[Truman]

That Cunnuckistan "Own the Podium" crap doesn't translate well 'cross the Border, Merde'

I'll take velo and the points.

[Tom In VA]

I like both verbal pugilists here. I expect a good match either way.

So far the highlight for me as been ... ""Velo's Travelling Time Machine Of Far-Out Smack" schtick "

Phrasing, delivery, tone, very nicely done.

[Tom In VA]

Scott, you're absolutely spot on.

Back to you Roach.

[velocet]

Thanks KC Scott, I appreciate that.

But I see you notice that the others are expecting a fight, and so far haven't seen much.

Sorry to disappoint, but the goal of this thread as I intend it is to get marty to prove something. He talked some stink, and has harbored a hate for a long time now over only what he imagines is the case.

I haven't run smack here. Just a parry or two.


He may go ballistic and formulate something really entertaining. If so, I might retaliate in kind, but no promises. I just wanted to see what the hell his problem is.






velocet

[War Wagon]

Yeah, I miss him reminding everyone what a "legend" he was.

You said the same thing on this board a while ago. I'd link that one up too but I can't find it.

How about a little proof of what you claim?

What in the Sam hell is going on here?

Velo, did you call out Marty by posting a link to Troll Train?

If so, you should be shot by the T1B firing squad.

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And then...

velocet

Why do feel the need to sign your posts? That's as gay as Wolfman in chat/radio always insisting on letting us know that he's left the building. Leave the fucking planet already and quit wasting my bandwidth.

Go, stay, whatever. Never had any problem with you, but this is curious behavior. If you run across Qbert, tell him the motorsports forum said "hi".

[Dr_Phibes]

I haven't run smack here. Just a parry or two.

[..]

If so, I might retaliate in kind, but no promises.

Isn't that the point though? This endless qualification of how you're going to do something, just not now? :?

Seems you've just handed it to him.

[Truman]

Velocet: "I can't see nothin, you gotta open my eye. Cut me Tru."

Truman: "I don't wanna do it."

Vel: "Go ahead, cut me."

[Tom In VA]

He thought you may give him props for his valor and verisimilitude, and armed with those props, be able to persuade Lillian Vernon to finally show him a bit of Areola.

WHOOAAAAA Big words, big words.

[War Wagon]

velocet is no more a legend than Qbert is. Less even.

Is velo a decent poster? Of course, but try to contain yourself.

Next, you'll be telling me that Mr. Bushice is a legend.

Quit while you're behind, Scott.

None of us are legends.

[Mace]

velo has always inspired me to go multisyllabic

Funny, velo has always inspired required me to go to dictionary.com.

[War Wagon]

velo has always inspired me to go multisyllabic

Hell, I'm just grateful for anything that inspires you to not intentionally misspell one syllable words... so rack velo then.

[Truman]

None of us are legends.

Piss, Wags, rag much?

Hillbilly Jim is pretty good. Mike Backer... 88... MiketheLabRat... R-Jack... Dins... How 'bout Luther?

Gotta admit... Those boys ain't bad

[mvscal]

So...when are you faggots going to start swinging? This purse clutching hissyspit isn't really delivering.

[velocet]

What in the Sam hell is going on here?

Velo, did you call out Marty by posting a link to Troll Train?

If so, you should be shot by the T1B firing squad.

That would be a link to RTT, and like I said, marty spouted that line before here but I couldn't find it.

Last edited by velocet on 22 Mar 2010 08:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Yeah, someone was playing with the title, so I edited it.

velocet

Why do feel the need to sign your posts? That's as gay as Wolfman in chat/radio always insisting on letting us know that he's left the building. Leave the fucking planet already and quit wasting my bandwidth.

Go, stay, whatever. Never had any problem with you, but this is curious behavior. If you run across Qbert, tell him the motorsports forum said "hi".

Sure. I guess my sig becomes even more vexing once that time evening arrives where images appear to replicate. Then the kaleidoscopic multiples haunt you with their fuzzy motions and then taunt you with rod and cone saturation. I hear ya buddy.

velocet is no more a legend than Qbert is. Less even.

Sig material. That fucking rules. I have and always have had a serious respect for q.
Hell yeah.

I know why Marty hates you, velo. Your nic is all in lower case letters.

It's that "napolean complex" thing at work here. He dispises anything he views as being diminuitive.

All it takes is for you to change your name to 'Velocet' instead of 'velocet'.

Makes as much sense as anything. I haven't even hated on the frozen gnome. In full disclosure I'll jump in and say that "movie maker" thread of his was all that and a bag o' funions. His vids were funny and he introduced a medium that allowed others to join in on the funny and that made for an all-star thread.

All Canadians suffer American penis envy.

It's just in their DNA, and so it is here.
It's why they try so hard to be affable, then try bowling on ice.

Here we have a case of unrequited smack respect.
Marty wants so hard to be the new Velo, that he called out a legend.
He thought you may give him props for his valor and verisimilitude, and armed with those props, be able to persuade Lillian Vernon to finally show him a bit of Areola.

Alas, it is not to be.

Rack!

I haven't run smack here. Just a parry or two.

[..]

If so, I might retaliate in kind, but no promises.

Isn't that the point though? This endless qualification of how you're going to do something, just not now? :?

Seems you've just handed it to him.

Yeah dude, Marty red is just out and out prevailing in this thread. I see how that leads you to go to bat for him... wait...



Never mind. Just rack Truman.






velocet

[velocet]

So...when are you faggots going to start swinging? This purse clutching hissyspit isn't really delivering.

Marty'll be along at some point with an epic blast attempt. Book it.




velocet

[Dr_Phibes]

I see how that leads you to go to bat for him... wait...



Never mind.

Fuck me, you just did it again.

[velocet]

I see how that leads you to go to bat for him... wait...



Never mind.

Fuck me, you just did it again.

Not a lot of evidence to go on, but I suspect you're a guy, so no thanks.

The real lesson here is that I really hope you hold your breath and pout while you wait for me to heed your directions.




velocet

[Dr_Phibes]

Oh you're in for a real humdinger of a smackin there pal.
Loves me some smack. Just like the ole days.
smack.

You're gonna get to it too. Real bad.

yep.

smack.



HRH Phibes.

[velocet]

Oh you're in for a real humdinger of a smackin there pal.
Loves me some smack. Just like the ole days.
smack.

You're gonna get to it too. Real bad.

yep.

smack.



HRH Phibes.

Yeah, I've already stated in the thread that I've done zilch during these proceedings. What do you expect to gain from this little campaign when your target has full on owned the fact?


You don't like the old zztop tactic employed here... too bad.

Yah, that thing he did versus Frag TEN YEARS ago.

Heh.


Well here it is again for your viewing pleasure, it its more explicit form:

You got it coming this time.




Oh yeah this is gonna be good!!!










wait for it!!!

















here it comes















ready? READY????





















bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That cut you down to size.

I expect you to come correct now.






velocet

[smackaholic]

fight!...fight!...fight!...fight!...fight!...

c'mon you fukkers, stop sizing each other up and get to it.

i'll take velo and the points.

he really doesn't post much. he generally kees his cyber powder dry, but, when he does, it is often archive quality.

i like marty too as commie shitstain upper messicans go, but, he's outmatched here.

velo, [mortal combat announcer dude voice] finish him [/mortal combat announcer dude voice]

[Goober McTuber]

Nice hair-pulling contest.


BTW, this sentence makes no sense at all, and I'm not talking about the misspelling of "keeps":

he generally kees his cyber powder dry, but, when he does, it is often archive quality.

[smackaholic]

that would be a typo, not a misspelling, douchebag.

[Goober McTuber]

Jesus Christ, suckmaster, you read as poorly as you write. I already indicated it has nothing to do with the misspelled word. The sentence makes no sense. Kind of like you 90% of the time.