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Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:55 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Sure, you're a hottie movie star, a little on the conservative "good girl" side, and yes, your grandfather was a German rocket scientist during WWII who was promptly hired by the U.S. after the war, and sure, you married a dirt bag trailer park redneck who dressed up like Hitler when dating you--complete with "sieg heil" salutes
Uh..mom..dad...this is...Jesse...?...
And really who wouldn't want Jesse's girl?
I don't know why, but besides suddenly seeing her as an eminently bangable cougar, I sort of feel sorry for her.
Sure I bang redneck dirtbag wannabe Nazis, but I'd prefer LTS TRN 2
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Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:28 pm
by Wolfman
No. You lie down with the dogs and you wake up with fleas or something like that.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:30 pm
by Carson
Nice try, but nobody will ever believe you're hetero.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:51 pm
by R-Jack
LTS TRN 2 wrote:I bang redneck dirtbag wannabe Nazis, but I'd prefer LTS TRN 2
Since you are saying that you would rather go fuck yourself, how about you................
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:46 pm
by LTS TRN 2
So that's a no?
I never thought she was hot before, that's my point. And the idea of her dear ol' gramps tweaking adjustments on those huge Nazi rocket programs that barely got shut down in time, and her somehow holding all that in all these years beneath her good girl image--and then having it burst out like some bizarre performance art theater piece, I don't know, maybe it's all the tabloid covers staring at me in the supermarket checkout, but now I wanna bang her. Just once or twice.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:52 pm
by mvscal
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Sure I bang redneck dirtbag wannabe Nazis, but I'd prefer LTS TRN 2
Too bad LTS TRN 2 prefers to gulp fecal flavored DNA from the AIDS infested shitpipes of every faggot in San Francisco.
She really can pick em, can't she?
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:49 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Carson wrote:Nice try, but nobody will ever believe you're hetero.
Fuck you dude. At least he's really
trying to prove he's hetero. I give him credit for the effort.
Hey Felchco...straight, closeted, whatever. It has no bearing on your presence here. Don't let the haytas use your "lifestyle" against you.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:16 am
by LTS TRN 2
And this from the fraud who panted after Palin!
Re: Caddyshack reset
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:11 am
by Carson
Don't sell yourself short, LTS TRN 2. You're a tremendous cockslurp.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:41 am
by Terry in Crapchester
mvscal wrote:She really can pick em, can't she?
Sandra and I have great taste in men.
Sin,
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Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:14 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Sudden Sam wrote:Think Bullock will have trouble dating anyone?
Let's see..Jesse was married to a porn queen, then beds that POS "tattoo model" and a horde o' strippers....and god knows what else...
Hell, I worked in a bar fer crissakes. I bedded enough bar queens to create a raging vortex of STDs. I just got damn lucky, I guess, and survived it clean.
Sounds like she's the girl for Zy.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:18 pm
by Derron
LTS TRN 2 wrote:So that's a no?
I never thought she was hot before, that's my point. And the idea of her dear ol' gramps tweaking adjustments on those huge Nazi rocket programs that barely got shut down in time, and her somehow holding all that in all these years beneath her good girl image--and then having it burst out like some bizarre performance art theater piece, I don't know, maybe it's all the tabloid covers staring at me in the supermarket checkout, but now I wanna bang her. Just once or twice.
Only a dick sucking queer like you would even consider her "grandpas" political leanings as a factor when making a bang or no bang decision. Additional confirmation you are one of the dumbest fucks to ever find this board.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:20 pm
by Arch Angel
Who is the Dominatrix with all those tats?
Sandra Bullock is very fuckable in that pic.
Egads, Pamela Anderson! Butox face, wrinkled ass leather skin. Skankability index went way up for her.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:33 pm
by LTS TRN 2
No, derron, I find the fact of her gramps having been a German rocket scientist--while she becomes an All-American Girl sort of icon--who for some mysterious reason takes up with what is arguably the lowest piece of trailer trash ever to get into the Academy Awards ceremony both fascinating and very weirdly theatrical. The meltdown is what's known as Sublime Irony. As for suddenly finding her a bit hot, this is partly sympathy. I haven't--and won't--see Blind Side. The actual player said it was ridiculous--that he had been playing football since pee-wee league and knew the game already very well, etc.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:51 pm
by smackaholic
LTS TRN 2 wrote:No, derron, I find the fact of her gramps having been a German rocket scientist--while she becomes an All-American Girl sort of icon--who for some mysterious reason takes up with what is arguably the lowest piece of trailer trash ever to get into the Academy Awards ceremony both fascinating and very weirdly theatrical. The meltdown is what's known as Sublime Irony. As for suddenly finding her a bit hot, this is partly sympathy. I haven't--and won't--see Blind Side. The actual player said it was ridiculous--that he had been playing football since pee-wee league and knew the game already very well, etc.
good lord, you're a gibbering fukktard.
gramps was a nazi rocket scientist.
yipee!!!!
she married a bad boy, who, while he might be white trash is very successful and talented in his own right and could buy and sell you ten times over.
da horrah!!!!
somebody made a movie that kinda bent the truf a little?
that's gotta be a hollywood first, right there.
what other reasons do you have to explain your preference for men over hot females?
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:45 am
by Derron
smackaholic wrote:LTS TRN 2 wrote:No, derron, I find the fact of her gramps having been a German rocket scientist--while she becomes an All-American Girl sort of icon--who for some mysterious reason takes up with what is arguably the lowest piece of trailer trash ever to get into the Academy Awards ceremony both fascinating and very weirdly theatrical. The meltdown is what's known as Sublime Irony. As for suddenly finding her a bit hot, this is partly sympathy. I haven't--and won't--see Blind Side. The actual player said it was ridiculous--that he had been playing football since pee-wee league and knew the game already very well, etc.
good lord, you're a gibbrting fukktard.
gramps was a nazi rocket scientist.
yipee!!!!
she married a bad boy, who, while he might be white trash is very successful and talented in his own right and could buy and sell you ten times over.
da horrah!!!!
somebody made a movie that kinda bent the truf a little?
that's gotta be a hollywood first, right there.
what other reasons do you have to explain your preference for men over hot females?
So it is the old man's political leanings that gets his crank going..not Sandra...he is really thinking about corn holing Werner VonBraun and using Sandra as some kind of substitute to try and convince everyone he is not queer as they come.
Normal man being asked question : Would you bang Sandra Bullock ?....YESSS !!
Fag known as LTS TRN 2: "Would you bang Sandra Bullock...?? Well, I don't know... Her grandpa was a Nazi scientist and that just fucking makes me crazy, I might fuck her, but I would be thinking about her Nazi scientist grandpa while I did....
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Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:47 am
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
LTS TRN 2 wrote:I haven't--and won't--see Blind Side. The actual player said it was ridiculous--that he had been playing football since pee-wee league and knew the game already very well, etc.
A flick taking the truth and stretching it a bit? Ya don't say. So can one assume the only movies you watch are documentaries?
I bet you laughed harder than Max Cady at the theater upon seeing
'Auschwitz: The Nazis and the 'Final Solution.'
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:10 am
by Rooster
Bullock looks like she is just coming off a bender in that pic. Tired, baggy eyes, shirt rumpled, and looking haggard. Not her best photo IMHO.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:10 am
by LTS TRN 2
That's it, I retract my sympathetic lust for Sandra. But..I somehow find the irony too much to ignore. And I don't mean to focus the irony on her grandpa tooling away on the
astonishing Nazi schemes and grand designs of rocketry and deliverance that were barely averted (no biggie, just the entire fate of humanity)...blending into America's sweetheart driving a (similarly catastrophic) bomb-lined bus through the good American city...and then to have this bizarre and purely American moral conundrum explode in a ghastly sprawl of tabloid sleaze...
c'mon, is this some accident?
See the bigger picture, wake up...
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:34 am
by Rooster
Waitjustaminute. Are you trying to say that there is some
conspiracy to defame and humilate Sandra Bullock with a self styled quasi-NeoNazi tattoo queen because of a distant familial past with the Third Reich? Dude, you've been reading too many Frederick Forsyth novels. I'd love to hear your explanation for why anyone would want to do this. I can't imagine even the most rabid Jewish Defense League member going to such lengths as to besmirch a long-dead former scientist that ninety-nine out of one hundred people couldn't name.
To state the blatently obvious, that's just crazy.
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Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:08 pm
by R-Jack
LTS TRN 2 wrote:That's it, I retract my sympathetic lust for Sandra.
It took you THIS long to figure out she doesn't have a dick?
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:09 pm
by MuchoBulls
I can't feel that sorry for her because she shoudl have know what kind of douchebag he was way back then.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:11 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Rooster wrote:Waitjustaminute. Are you trying to say that there is some
conspiracy to defame and humilate Sandra Bullock with a self styled quasi-NeoNazi tattoo queen because of a distant familial past with the Third Reich? Dude, you've been reading too many Frederick Forsyth novels. I'd love to hear your explanation for why anyone would want to do this. I can't imagine even the most rabid Jewish Defense League member going to such lengths as to besmirch a long-dead former scientist that ninety-nine out of one hundred people couldn't name.
To state the blatently obvious, that's just crazy.
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No, don't worry, I'm not that amazed by the JDL or whatever. No, it just happened, and that's why it's sorta weird. She picked the dude despite the "seig heil" date greetings, so it's on her. If the the Tribe wanted to undermine someone the standard AIPAC method is to simply have them fired...or not get tenure, acting jobs, whatever. They're extremely sleazy but not in this fashion.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:47 pm
by Dinsdale
LTS TRN 2 wrote:those huge Nazi rocket programs that barely got shut down in time
Solid take, dude.
Sin,
30,000 Dead British and Dutch
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:03 am
by LTS TRN 2
No, dins, that was just a drastic warm up...testing out the V-2s and V-1s with the usual sadistic glee.
Got any idea what this is?
It's the giant rocket bunker built by the Nazis just outside of
Dunkirk. Yep, they felt very secure. This installation is twice the size of St. Paul's cathedral
"Here, kid, play with my rocket!"
The scope and plan of the German rocket program by 1943-45 is astonishing and bone chilling. But for the insane incompetence of the demented corporal who would be a General, we would all be toast.
Okay...now, have any idea what
this is?
It was built by the Nazis in the Polish countryside. It sits atop a huge underground installation, and believe it or not was used in anti-gravity experiments.
http://www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo ... n_Flytrap/
So...relax your sense of surety, dare to accept that we were
very lucky to escape a catastrophically different conclusion to that war. And while America immediately hired all the German rocket scientists they could find, the insane National Socialists (i.e., ZioNazis) are still surging on the same evil energy :wink:
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:03 pm
by Van
Can't you just feel the love with Nick? Dude is Easter.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:20 pm
by LTS TRN 2
No, this guy is
feeling the love
I just love sci fi and history and fun shit like that. And of course I'm properly indignant at America remaining the sole global marauder power--since the Germans and Japanese "disgorged their primivity" (Jung's term). Russia got over it, China is on a loooong holding pattern, and that leaves just America (and Israel, of course) as the ONLY nation rapaciously attacking other nations with horrific WWII-like monstrosity. Start with Vietnam, observe the nightmare we've created in Iraq, and consider that we're plunging ahead with a massive invasion of Afghanistan. Do you really think we're so different from Nazi Germany or Imperial Japan?
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:10 pm
by Van
Yep, I do, for a long litany of very obvious and quite self-evident reasons.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:51 pm
by LTS TRN 2
None of which you can seem to recall.
The similarities, however, are what's important--for the hundreds of thousands of innocent people murdered by American bombs and bullets. And the millions of people left homeless and refugees by U.S. illegal (i.e., lie based) atrocities would also remind you of the identical elements of the marauding military machine that is America's "Defense Industry" and those fallen and properly vilified would-be world conquerors, Japan and Germany.
You see, it's not the stated motives or justifications for outright massive heinous aggression that denotes its morality. As in each case there were plenty of rationalizations. The Japanese were expelling rapacious colonialism--perfectly true. The Nazis were fiercely fighting off--preempting, whatever--the Bolsheviks--perfectly true. America...trotted out this same rationale in Vietnam. And we're "fighting terrorism" by destroying Iraq, a nation with no connection whatever to the handful of criminals who purportedly carried out the 9/11 attacks. Similarly our justification for invading Afghanistan is based on the same hollow platitudes. But, as with the Japanese and Germans, we find that America in fact had no plan at all for helping anyone or protecting anything. Nothing but lies, destruction and murder.
Indeed, it's the exact same bullshit--even worse, because we've been led into this Permanent War by the ZioNzai race state experiment itself--which has basically hijacked our whole government. That is, the horrors of the Japanese and Germans were at least committed on behalf of their respective nations. All we're doing is serving the vile gangster state--while undermining our own society.
WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:13 pm
by Van
None of which I care to bother enumerating, because they're self-evident to anyone who isn't trolling.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:21 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Sure, roll over, grab another snack, listen to some fake guitar bullshit and pretend that everything I just pointed out isn't the stark truth. Good luck.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:21 am
by Van
Nick, I'll give you two really easy to spot differences.
1-You say that we're similar to Nazi Germany, and you even made mention of Germany's missile program. You talked about how close to disaster we were.
Great. If we were Nazi Germany, or anything like them, lessee here...
-The entire Western Hemisphere would be U.S.-occupied territory, and we would've appropriated all the natural resources and assets of the region. There would be no billlionaire energy magnates in Mexico, Hugo Chavez would be dead, Castro would be dead, all the oil in Venezuela and Mexico would be ours, and Marty would have a U.S. soldier confiscating his gay music collection before sending him off to a "work camp."
-There would be no Mexifornia. Mexicans wouldn't even think of trying to cross our border illegally.
-The entire Middle East would be our free-of-charge gas pump, or...
-The entire Middle East would be a sheet of glass, because unlike Nazi Germany, we do have the ability to level the entire region, without risking the loss of a single American soldier's life.
See, Nick, given the unprecedented power the U.S. has wielded over the past sixty years, there is not only no precedent in history, there is no comparison between our behavior as a world power and that of Nazi Germany.
2-Those little freedom-thingie differences. You know, such as the fact that you'd be dead if you lived in Nazi Germany and posted the way you do now.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:29 am
by LTS TRN 2
Total crap. Do you honestly believe your rash comparison reflects reality--you know, the lessons learned?
Try considering this..
KABUL, Afghanistan — After initially denying involvement or any cover-up in the deaths of three Afghan women during a badly bungled American Special Operations assault in February, the American-led military command in Kabul admitted late on Sunday that its forces had, in fact, killed the women during the nighttime raid.
The admission immediately raised questions about what really happened during the Feb. 12 operation — and what falsehoods followed — including a new report that Special Operations forces dug bullets out of the bodies of the women to hide the true nature of their deaths.
It's the invasion of nations under fake pretenses that counts. Murdering with impunity. Covering up and lying. Surging ahead with new expansions of massive warfare.
What part of you is so deadened and stuffed that you can't see the horrific scam being perpetrated in the name America's values and principles--which were once upon a time quite impressive and inspiring.
Wake...up
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:50 am
by Van
Okay, so you admit your silly comparison falls completely flat, and you have nothing. Cool.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:03 am
by LTS TRN 2
Not at all, Van.
The comparison is solid and real. It's based on MASSIVE AGGRESSION which itself is based on lies. Murder and cover-ups based on "necessity."
Just like the Nazis and Japanese. Just like our massive assault on Vietnam and Cambodia.
What part of our current invasions are you passively defending?
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:03 pm
by Van
What part of our not conducting ourselves in any way, shape or form like the Nazis are you failing to understand? If we were like the Nazis, the make-up of the entire planet's population would be dramatically different right now. We've long had the power to reshape this planet in a way that would've made Hitler sport wood the way you do when an old Jewish lady is killed by shrapnel.
Quit trolling, Nick. You occasionally have some decent points to make, but if you're going to blatantly troll then you reduce yourself to being nothing more than white noise.
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:02 pm
by LTS TRN 2
You're desperately hanging on to some issue of whether America acts exactly like the Germans in the 1930's and 40's. Or the Japanese. That's not the point at all. I'm not suggesting we're Nazis or Warriors of the Sun Emperor. You may as well apply your argument to the extreme differences between those two marauding superpowers. Or their differences with Russia. Sure there's differences, but it's the similarities that count. Or what?
We are the same in that we are also a marauding super power who is given to ghastly and heinous illegal invasions of other nations. And we're the ONLY one left doing so. We're the only superpower who is actually acting like those two--as well as the Soviet Union for a period. Take a look at what we've done--in Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan. Count up the untold hundreds of thousands of victims--all killed by our bombs and bullets. Count up the millions of refugees, maimed and ruined lives. Try to imagine the amount of hatred for America we've engendered by our horrific War Machine approach to securing our economic and "strategic" (i.e., Israel) interests. And if you really can't get your mind around the fact that we're acting the same--just on a longer plan--consider the actual blueprint--The Project for New American Century. Go ahead, I dare you. Read those specifics while imaging operation Shock and Awe--and picturing Rumsfeld smirking about "democracy is messy."
And wake up!
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:14 pm
by mvscal
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Take a look at what we've done--in Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan.
We killed shitloads of commies and Islamist fundies. What's the problem?
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:35 pm
by LTS TRN 2
mvscal wrote:LTS TRN 2 wrote:Take a look at what we've done--in Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan.
We killed shitloads of commies and Islamist fundies. What's the problem?
--Adolph Hitler
As a seething closet Nazi yerself, Avi, I'm sure you think it just fine...and successful?
But then it didn't really work for Hitler and Hirohito...did it?
Re: Anyone Feel Sorry For Sandra Bullock?
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:17 pm
by Van
LTS TRN 2 wrote:You're desperately hanging on to some issue of whether America acts exactly like the Germans in the 1930's and 40's.
That's the insane comparison you made, and always make. Quit making it, and I'll quit refuting it.
That's not the point at all.
So quit making it.
I'm not suggesting we're Nazis or Warriors of the Sun Emperor.
You're merely saying that we behave like them, which is patently absurd.
We are the same in that we are also a marauding super power who is given to ghastly and heinous illegal invasions of other nations.
Really? Why are Canada and Mexico still sovereign nations then? Why are we dicking around with Iran and otherwise pussyfooting all over the Middle East? We tread lightly in ways no other conquering force
ever did.
Japan or Nazi Germany sure wouldn't have dicked around the way we have. Given our advantages, it would've been the Rape of Nanking or the demolition of Poland...all over the globe.
We've done nothing of the sort. Hell, we even went out of our way to rebuild Japan and Germany. Who else does that?
And we're the ONLY one left doing so.
All the more reason your argument falls completely flat. We're free to do whatever want, practically anywhere on the globe, yet we tread lightly everywhere, even when we engage our enemies in battle. We don't obliterate them, and we easily could.
Your analogies are simply ridiculous.
We're the only superpower who is actually acting like those two--as well as the Soviet Union for a period.
And here you are again, still trying to make the very point you just said you're not trying to make.
You
are saying we're like them, and you're an imbecile for even trying to draw such a comparison.
Take a look at what we've done--in Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan.
Then compare it to what Germany did to Poland and Ukraine.
You're an idiot.