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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

That wasn't funny when the carjack victim in the joke was Richard Petty. What made you think it would be funny now?

How disappointing.

BSmack wrote:That wasn't funny when the carjack victim in the joke was Richard Petty. What made you think it would be funny now?

C'mon... it was sorta' funny.

And it's pretty cool Randy Moss is trying his hand in the truck series.