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Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:22 pm
by Sirfindafold
He gives a 17.5 minute non-answer to a simple question regarding additional taxes.


we're fucked.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:26 pm
by Mikey
No. You're fucked.

But that was well established long before any of us heard of Obama.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:01 pm
by BSmack
So the right wing meme of the week is that Obama, the "Teleprompter in Chief", is suddenly able speak off the cuff on a question at length?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:31 pm
by mvscal
Aimless, interminable rambling which fails to address let alone answer the question is not generally what is meant by the term "speaking off the cuff." It is more typically known as "talking out your ass."

Individuals who tend to "talk out their ass" are usually given tight scripts and visual aids such as teleprompters to keep them on script lest they begin "talking out their ass."

I hope you found this clarification useful.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:33 pm
by PSUFAN
Extemporaneous speech confuses them. Unless concepts are framed for them in RoveSpeak, they cannot compute.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:38 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:Aimless, interminable rambling which fails to address let alone answer the question is not generally what is meant by the term "speaking off the cuff." It is more typically known as "talking out your ass."

Individuals who tend to "talk out their ass" are usually given tight scripts and visual aids such as teleprompters to keep them on script lest they begin "talking out their ass."

I hope you found this clarification useful.
I found it laughable. Obama has made a sport of goring Republicans in the Q&A arena. So now the right wing meme is "he's able to talk for too long."

You people are so fucking transparent it is a fucking joke.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:43 pm
by poptart
B wrote:Obama has made a sport of goring Republicans in the Q&A arena.
Yes.

He's run them.

They're melting.

He has BODE.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:05 am
by trev
What was the question?

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:30 am
by OCmike
Here's the cliffnotes, Trev...

Worker: In the economic times that we have now, is it a wise decision to add more taxes to us with health care?" She added, "Because we are overtaxed as it is."

Barry: It's never a bad time to take money from people with jobs and hand it to Maury's core audience.[/filibuster]

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:38 am
by Roger_the_Shrubber
OCmike wrote:Here's the cliffnotes, Trev...

Worker: In the economic times that we have now, is it a wise decision to add more taxes to us with health care?" She added, "Because we are overtaxed as it is."

Barry: It's never a bad time to take money from people with jobs and hand it to Maury's core audience.[/filibuster]

RACK!!!!!!!!!

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:45 am
by M Club
teleprompter's a pretty funny joke. i'm pretty sure bush didn't use one, nor did reagan read the stack of paper placed in front of him. kennedy's speeches were crafted but a split second before actually delivering each line. yawn.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:10 am
by Diego in Seattle
M Club wrote:teleprompter's a pretty funny joke. i'm pretty sure bush didn't use one, nor did reagan read the stack of paper placed in front of him. kennedy's speeches were crafted but a split second before actually delivering each line. yawn.
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You were saying, dumbfuck?

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:20 am
by M Club
Diego in Seattle wrote: You were saying, dumbfuck?
i was saying you should do an image search for this word instead, dumbfuck.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:04 pm
by Diego in Seattle
M Club wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote: You were saying, dumbfuck?
i was saying you should do an image search for this word instead, dumbfuck.
There's plenty of right-wing numbnuts in here to make such statements as yours in complete seriousness.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:46 pm
by Mikey
Some people a apparently have a hard time sensing sarcasm.

BTW, those things around Ronnie aren't teleprompters. They're bulletproof glass.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:52 pm
by Sirfindafold
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:49 pm
by indyfrisco
30 seconds in. Where's that teleprompter when you need it...



Fucking idiot.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:19 am
by titlover
BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:Aimless, interminable rambling which fails to address let alone answer the question is not generally what is meant by the term "speaking off the cuff." It is more typically known as "talking out your ass."

Individuals who tend to "talk out their ass" are usually given tight scripts and visual aids such as teleprompters to keep them on script lest they begin "talking out their ass."

I hope you found this clarification useful.
I found it laughable. Obama has made a sport of goring Republicans in the Q&A arena. So now the right wing meme is "he's able to talk for too long."

You people are so fucking transparent it is a fucking joke.

it's not that he talks too long. it's that he rambles and doesn't say a god damned thing.

fukken tard. :lol:

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:59 am
by BSmack
poptart wrote:
B wrote:Obama has made a sport of goring Republicans in the Q&A arena.
Yes.

He's run them.

They're melting.

He has BODE.
Oh, I certainly didn't expect people like you to be graceful and give him CREDIT for doing anything. I'll accept your thanks in 7 years when Obama leaves office with 70% approval ratings.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 2:08 am
by poptart
bwaaa ...

I'd say it's at least even money that Barry won't even be on the ballot in '12.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 2:13 am
by BSmack
poptart wrote:bwaaa ...

I'd say it's at least even money that Barry won't even be on the ballot in '12.
You should stick to predicting "Armageddon".

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:40 am
by War Wagon
BSmack wrote:I'll accept your thanks in 7 years when Obama leaves office with 70% approval ratings.
Can you get me some of what you're smoking? I'll also pay shipping, Fedex overnight.

Hook a brother up.

Re: Teleprompter-In-Chief shits the bed.

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:54 am
by OCmike
War Wagon wrote:
BSmack wrote:I'll accept your thanks in 7 years when Obama leaves office with 70% approval ratings.
Can you get me some of what you're smoking?
Nah, looks more like Krylon "Pyrite Gold" in a #5 paper bag

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